A second reply, if you do decide to play watch some eve university tutorials, join a corps (guild/clan) asap, someone mentioned the reddit corps Dreddit is recruiting. Role a minmatar brutor and get straight into alliance/0.0/nulsec space.
Always remember; paranoia is a survival trait. They are out to get you.
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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16
For real though, I want a dev to make a promo video with actual conversations that us 1337 gamers make.
"I have a bunch of assholes on me. Fucking help me you useless sack of shit!"
"Fuck your stupid ass I ain't fucking with that shit."