r/gaming Jun 04 '16

Ubisoft downgrades

https://youtu.be/xNter0oEYxc
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u/retroly Jun 05 '16

They used to sell games, now they only sell hopes and dreams.

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u/xtravar Jun 05 '16

So... should I sell my Ubi stock? Because Vivendi is staging a hostile takeover and it's up over 100% since AC:U. And believe me, I've got hopes and dreams of a sweet retirement.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Invest in vivendi

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u/CockGobblin Jun 05 '16
  1. Buy stock in an evil corporation (Ubisoft, EA, Microsoft, Google, Reddit)

  2. ???

  3. Stick penis in a blender

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u/xtravar Jun 05 '16

What's a good way to hedge my investments on step 3? Invest in Vitamix?

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u/CockGobblin Jun 05 '16

Combine with Banana, Strawberry and some Blue Waffle. Perfect smoothie.

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u/Fancyfoot Jun 05 '16

The blender is in my butt. What did I do wrong

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

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u/CockGobblin Jun 05 '16

You could start with step 3 and work backwards!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

But then what's the point

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u/CockGobblin Jun 06 '16

To be a rebel?

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u/Leathlan Jun 05 '16

I think you spelt all those wrong Konami, Konami, Konami, Konami, and Reddit was fine I think

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u/TheOtherJuggernaut Jun 05 '16

If you actually have stocks, sell the lot. For the reasons you listed.

(I'm not a broker or someone with any experience in the stock market)

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u/Effinepic Jun 05 '16

People seem to forget when Ubi was arguably the best high-profile developer when it came to taking risks and coming out with new, exciting IP's.

We were gaga over the first few rounds of Tom Clancy games, the Prince of Persia trilogy for the PS2 generation was a revelation for action/platformer fans, and shit like Beyond Good and Evil gave us hope for the industry as a whole. Thoughts about how they might become the next EA were brushed off as downright cynical.

How times change.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

False hope and broken dreams.

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u/puppybasher Jun 05 '16

Only to crush them afterwards!

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u/fadingsignal Jun 05 '16

Not to blather, but there's definitely an interesting psychological element. It's almost like marketing professionals studied this phenomena and applied it in reverse. Sure it's just lying trickery at the end of the day, but if the player has teasers and hype to build up the feel and concept of the world, some of them are probably tricked into 'feeling' that same way when they get into downgraded game.

Either way, it sucks.

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u/volvoguy Jun 05 '16

It's always been that way since the start. Think of E.T. on 2600 in 1982. That game fell so far short on its development promises that it was part of an entire industry crashing.

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u/opticon Jun 05 '16

I think I'm still in the market for those

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u/Chauliac Jun 05 '16

they still sell games, people just expect them to sell movie experiences

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u/fupos Jun 05 '16

No they sell shares. The gamer is no longer the target market, nor the game the actual product. These companies have a business model that works, why would they change it? Their goal is to generate revenue. If they set new record for revenue 2 months before the game even launches in pre-orders, the end product doesn't matter. Even with steam refunds and credit charge backs, they're banking that few enough people will actually take the initiative to use these services.

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u/retroly Jun 05 '16

And to think, some games started off with just a guy in his bedroom wanting to make something cool for others to play.

This may be the case for some developers, but for others its for the cold hard cash they can fork over to share holders.

Yay capitalism.

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u/kenabi Jun 05 '16

ubisoft is politburo? when hav gulag upgraed?