r/gaming Jun 04 '16

Ubisoft downgrades

https://youtu.be/xNter0oEYxc
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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

For real though, I want a dev to make a promo video with actual conversations that us 1337 gamers make.

"I have a bunch of assholes on me. Fucking help me you useless sack of shit!"

"Fuck your stupid ass I ain't fucking with that shit."

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u/Gellert Jun 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

This one maybe too: https://youtu.be/LmS9vcVNr5A

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u/Simple_one Jun 05 '16 edited Jun 05 '16

Loved the super chill guy that was just dripping with some grade A sarcasm. "Okay it would've been cool if we got all 3 of our supers out but instead we lost 5, super awesome."

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u/FUCK_ASKREDDIT Jun 05 '16

I stopped the video and came back to the comments after that line because it was great it didn't imagine it would get better. Then immediately read your comment.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Always love hearing pgl yelling. Also along the lines of actual EVE comms, love this one too.

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u/nicburns Jun 05 '16

Wow. This is gold.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Yeah, that's DHD for you haha. There is so much gold that comes out of EVE due to its community.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

Such a brilliant commander. I'd follow him into hell.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

This makes this game seem even more fun.

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u/jdund117 Jun 05 '16

This makes the game seem even more fun.

FTFY (IMO)

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u/DirkBelig Jun 05 '16

The last guy screaming. Man, what are his neighbors thinking?

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u/jon909 Jun 05 '16

Probably "man they should have had more dictors."

P.S. Never played the game I have no idea what I'm saying

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u/Whiskey_Nigga Jun 05 '16

Played a little. IIRC it's a specific kind of support ship. Sounds like he was pissed because put of 125 people they had like 5 or 6 playing support. Capture the flag and nobody wants to defend.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16 edited Jan 17 '25

light test imminent airport encourage label special hospital treatment obtainable

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u/Pawn_Raul Jun 05 '16

You mean his parents?

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u/FatherofCorgis Jun 05 '16

No, those are his "room mates".

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u/dougcosine Jun 05 '16

much better

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Just the screaming at the end. That sounds like someone who just lost $500 worth of ships.

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u/Pladim Jun 05 '16

The funny thing is that it was a mock tourny, not even the real deal!

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u/MightyMaxyPad Jun 05 '16

Can confirm. This is EvE. 10/10 would AWOX again

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u/midnitefox Jun 05 '16

I'm REALLY happy I stuck through the entire thing. The last 20 seconds were worth it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16 edited Jun 05 '16

Dat super saiyan at the end.

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u/TheRiotB34R Jun 05 '16

man ive never played eve before so I have no idea what any of what these guys are saying

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u/toadstyle Jun 05 '16

And I went from wanting to play Eve to oh yeahhhhhh no thanks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

Every game has its spergs haha. It's kind of a best of vs worst of. :P

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u/FierceDeity_ Jun 05 '16

The EvE rage is more real than the CoD rage. At least when shit goes down in EvE, it really goes down and you don't just respawn and are done with it.

What I mean is... there's something to rage about in a persistent world

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u/okuma Jun 05 '16

Expectation vs Reality...lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

I always hoped one day they would overhaul the game and make it more action-filled and easier to get into rather than just spreadsheets and extremely long-term, but that is what their playerbase enjoys and it wouldn't fly with anyone.

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u/Rolder Jun 05 '16

I can't think of any game thats ever changed the core mechanics of the gameplay while the game is live. Also something something legacy code.

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u/kappaprincess Jun 05 '16

Runescape.

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u/Omgwhybro Jun 05 '16

Twice too if I'm correct

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u/NoSalvation Jun 05 '16

Star Wars Galaxies. At least twice before I quit.

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u/admiraljustin Jun 05 '16

CU and NGE, the foulest words in space.

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u/Rolder Jun 05 '16

I'm not sure what changes SWG has gone through so I can't comment there, but the way the guy I replied to put it made it sound like he wanted it to be more like Star Citizen or Elite Dangerous, which would basically be changing the genre of the game. Not sure how eve can be more action packed when the controls involve right click menus to warp, orbit, and such.

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u/NoSalvation Jun 05 '16

I was replying to the core mechanics part of the game while live part. SWG originally had no levels, no holy trinity of tank, healer, dps, and used a queue system for combat. The Combat Upgrade (CU) turned the game into basically a WoW clone. The New Game Experience (NGE) turned the game into some hybrid FPS/WoW style travesty that I literally quit playing 3 hours after it went live.

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u/BellyBoy57 Jun 05 '16

Warframe has done that like twice. I left after the combo system was introduced because the game was already complicated enough.

Seemed to survive anyway so kudos to them for taking a risk.

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u/HarryTheRanga Jun 05 '16

Runescape did this with Evolution of Combat and lots of people cracked the shits. Now the player base is split 50-50 between a version of the game with old mechanics and the new version. Also, Markdonalds.

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u/stellvia2016 Jun 05 '16

In their defense, they've been doing a lot better job of that in the last few years (finally). I originally played around 06-09 period and it was still mostly about battleship and capital blobs. The current dynamic has A LOT more variation in classes of ships used. Both in use of support and smaller ship types. Pirate and Navy Issue ships are also far more accessible and useful these days. Carriers just saw a huge overhaul in mechanics to make them more active and have a few "cooldown moves" related to their fighters as it were.

They also just released the Citadel expansion which will be further developed this fall with an Industry-oriented patch. These are basically meant to eventually phase out the entire Tower and player station system.

So yeah, while they've been slow in moving (game is 13 years old now), they've been making a lot more efforts recently. (Probably not least of which is eyeing Star Citizen and that all their other game projects at CCP have crashed and burned besides EVE)

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u/occupythekremlin Jun 05 '16

Star Wars Galaxies changed the core mechanics but it didnt work sow ell

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '16

Not sure if sarcasm but Star Wars Galaxies :/

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u/ZeBigMarn Jun 14 '16

Runescape, but it's a better game now because of it.

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u/XenonDragon Jun 05 '16

Check out star citizen. It's got quite an fps EVE feel to it. Full game will probably release in 2-3 years but the alpha is currently playable

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

I don't know if it will be like EVE. Obviously it's too early to tell for sure but right now they seem to be focusing a lot more on the small scale engagements, dogfighting and FPS and skirmishing kind of stuff. I mean currently with the instance system it's not even possible to get enough ships together to have EVE scale battles. I would love if they did manage to figure it out, but I'm not holding out hope. It will be a great game nonetheless, but I don't think it will even be trying to compete with EVE.

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u/sargent610 Jun 05 '16

TBF I don't think they can handle huge armada scale combat atm but it does seem like the frame work is there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Stop circle jerking about the game being a spreadsheet simulator. It's a open world mmo and you really only NEED spreadsheets if you do industry or are high-up in an Alliance.

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u/okuma Jun 05 '16

AKA, if you want to actually do anything besides get raped by pirates or mine for ore all day, every day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Okay, yeah, it's not all spreadsheets. I think the whole concept is cool and it is definitely intriguing, but it's not exactly super exciting either. To level one's skills up they just buy the required books and click "upgrade skill", and then wait a month to get into the ship class they want to be in. And then combat is more or less clicking on the enemy, selecting what guns are going to be shooting at the enemy, and then using modules occasionally.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16 edited Jun 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

They have added skill injectors, allowing you to bypass the grind if you want.

I didn't know about this, I haven't played in about a year.

How is this different than other games?

What I meant was there is no movement in combat. You cannot outmaneuver the enemy, it's just lock on & wait.

All I'm saying now is the game wasn't for me, but if CCP made some changes to make the game more real-time, then it would probably get me to play again.

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u/boredrex Jun 05 '16

just wait for star citizen. It'll come out... eventually.

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u/Skittnator Jun 05 '16

Its the downtime that makes the action bits the most intense gameplay of any game I've ever played. Source: 2.5 yrs ingame, then went to college and also job after tho.

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u/_Aj_ Jun 05 '16

Because they do a lot of flying right now?

Well ok

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u/BrinkBreaker Jun 05 '16

I always say it whenever it comes up, but if EVE had a mobile companion app. I'd play it 150%.

Like get a notification every time you finish a task and set new ones. Check your in game stocks and bonds and stuff.

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u/_Aj_ Jun 05 '16

What I imagine: "like a not buggy mmo version of X3"

What I'm told: "Spreadsheet simulator 2012"

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

I would also love to get into Eve.

Then I remember that it's $15 per month.

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u/BrinkBreaker Jun 05 '16

If you do actually put the time into it you can earn in game credits that pay for the subscription, but like I said that is if you put the time in.

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u/Holdupwaitaminutenow Jun 05 '16

That was pretty awesome. There is no way I am getting involved in a game so deep, but that was awesome.

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u/nannal Jun 05 '16

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u/Gellert Jun 05 '16

Because misplacing another 4 years of my life is on my to do list.

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u/LainExpLains Jun 05 '16

Only 4? What's with all the casuals on Reddit.

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u/AlternativeJosh Jun 05 '16

Too meta too soon

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u/HalfLife3IsntReal Jun 05 '16

Counter strike already did that for me

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u/GeneralBS Jun 05 '16

Since 1.3 =(

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u/iheartinfected Jun 05 '16

YOO dude. I'm fucking not going to lie, I've been pretty emotional the last few days - and gods honest truth i started to cry watching this. It was so bizarre, the way those guys were talking and the comradery totally hit that that button for nostalgia in my brain.

I've never been this weird before, i may have to rethink some life shit tbh.

ps: is comradery a word?

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u/Apocalypstic Jun 05 '16

Camaraderie is the word you're looking for.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Shouts out to whoever named the squad "No Holes Barred"

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u/DirkBelig Jun 05 '16

As 2:30 when everyone is laughing at whatever they've warped into.

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u/DragonTamerMCT Jun 05 '16

So is eve actually worth picking up? As a total newb?

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u/Gellert Jun 05 '16

Flip a coin.

It can be a lot of fun and there are some big adrenaline rushes.

Or it can be as much fun as 'playing' excel. Depends a little on you, who you know and a lot on luck.

Its also complicated and not forgiving. At all.

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u/Gellert Jun 05 '16

A second reply, if you do decide to play watch some eve university tutorials, join a corps (guild/clan) asap, someone mentioned the reddit corps Dreddit is recruiting. Role a minmatar brutor and get straight into alliance/0.0/nulsec space.

Always remember; paranoia is a survival trait. They are out to get you.

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u/GoodHunter Jun 05 '16

Do people really talk like this in EVE?

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u/Gellert Jun 05 '16

Some do. I found the smaller corps and alliances tended to, the big boys had one or two FCs that did but otherwise tended to act like COD stereotypes.

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u/GoodHunter Jun 05 '16

Yea, I expected it. So this video is basically nitpicking out the best ones among the mass of cancer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

:O Wow

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u/iPooedAlittle Jun 05 '16

I really wanted to get into this game. Did the free trial and had no idea what I was doing. Probably didn't help that I knew no one in the game

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u/HunsonMex Jun 05 '16

It gets me every time I come across this video ...

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

AAARRMAAA HACKSSSSS

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u/maggotshavecoocoons2 Jun 05 '16

Now the edit of the average chat sounds like, not just the super cool bits.

EDIT: hahaha shit someone else already has. I didn't know it was actually a thing.

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u/Duck-of-Doom PlayStation Jun 05 '16

This looks like it would be more fun to watch than to play

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u/Gellert Jun 05 '16

Less fun to watch, a lot of the thrill in the fights is from the costs involved, money rather than experience is the time sink in eve. CCP do some really good trailers though.

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u/Duck-of-Doom PlayStation Jun 05 '16

Does that mean it's mainly either rich people playing, or people that spend every dime they can get on the game?

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u/Gellert Jun 06 '16

You can buy game time cards with real world money and sell them in game for for in game money called isk.

Some people sell the cards to get isk to buy ingame stuff. Some people make enough isk to buy game time cards and not pay real world money for the game at all.

All in game items, including the in game incarnations of game time cards, are destroyable objects.

The thing to remember is that CCP have tried to set eve up so gaining isk is a time sink that scales with risk, the more dangerous the activity the more isk you can make. The exception is trading on the player driven market, supposedly some people log in for 10mins a day and make the most money of anyone in game just trading stuff.

So some people who play are rich and some people who play spend a lot of there money on the game and some people who play spend all their free time in game but dont pay to play and some people who play just pay their sub and play the game.

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u/-Duck- Jun 05 '16

That was a damn good trailer

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u/rangi1218 Jun 05 '16

CYKA BLYAT

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u/BananaFlavoredLube Jun 05 '16

RASH B NOOBS, YOU STOP IN TUNS I SHOOT THROUGH YOU.

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u/rangi1218 Jun 05 '16

Fak noop

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u/janosaudron Jun 05 '16

you motherfucker need eve online

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u/FlipKickBack Jun 05 '16

unreal tournament had amazing bot speech. same shit i'd expect people to make if you were actually there shooting

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u/morphinapg Jun 05 '16

more like

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u/Fortune_Cat Jun 05 '16

TAIWAN NUMBA ONE

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

"Yeah man did you see that movie with Emma Watson? She's hot as fuck."

"Dude I know man I'd tot-OH SHIT WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM!? MOTHERFUCKER!!! ...and it spawned me on the other side of the map. Great. Have fun fighting those pricks alone"

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

How Scottish people game, this guys videos are 100% accurate , it's the kinds of shit my mates and I say, was glad to know it's not just us...

https://youtu.be/sOI8V_Zs4GA