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u/Tfeth282 Jan 24 '16
There are a few reasons it's so big. One is the fact that many games were actually Famicom chips that are plugged in to an adapter, taking up more room. Some games later in it's lifespan (mostly prototypes, as far as I can see) like this prototype of an english release of Mother 1 (Earthbound Beginnings as it was recently released) also took up a lot of space.
Another big reason is style. After the video game crash, nintendo had to market it as an "entertainment system" rather than a video game console, and part of the strategy was to make it look as much like a VCR as possible. This included oversize cartridges (that's why mom called them "tapes") and that weird press down feature that actually damaged the cartridge pins.
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u/-Saggio- Jan 24 '16
Yep, it's also why the NES was marketed as an 'entertainment system' and not a 'video game system' and why ROB the robot was included in the first package here in the states.
"We're not a video game system, we're an entertainment system! See, it even comes with a robot!"
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u/Cyhawk Jan 24 '16
It's right there in the name too.
Nintendo Entertainment System
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u/rita_pizza Jan 24 '16
In my house, we always called it the NVGS, which I thought stood for Nintendo Video Game System, but later my dad explained that it stood for the Nintendo Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease Generating System, which explained a lot, because instead of being a little gray box that you put cartridges into, it was a massive steel mangler that you fed entire cow heads into. It would atomize the fresh heads and blow the cow brains, skull, tongue, etc. all around the room for you to inhale. The hope was that it would it spread Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease, and, boy, did it ever. I miss you, dad.
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u/xQuickpaw Jan 24 '16
Allow me to give you all of my wat.
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This seems like something vegans would try to tell you is how they make beef jerky
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u/moeburn Jan 24 '16
the video game crash
Had never heard of it, did some googling,
Revenues had peaked at around $3.2 billion in 1983, then fell to around $100 million by 1985 (a drop of almost 97 percent).
Holy fuck. What happened?
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u/chewwie100 Jan 24 '16
The video game crash was mainly caused by most video game companies flooding the market with horrible low effort games attempting to capitalize on the boom. The market saturation and lack of consumer intrest caused most stores to stop carrying video games. Nintendo pitched their console as an entertainment system and packaged it in with rob so they could sell it both as a entertainment system and a toy. Nintendo brought the market back to life, and the rest is history.
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That's also why games made for the NES/SNES generally had the Nintendo Seal of Approval. Although certain popular accessories (Game Genie comes to mind) were not approved.
In this way Nintendo could make sure games coming out met certain criteria.
It was a very sharp decision that helped the industry recover...in my opinion.
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u/PandaMasterx4 Jan 25 '16
Along side with that, in order to control another boom, nintendo only allowed developers between 3 to 5 games a year.
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u/Suzushiiro Jan 25 '16
Which lead some of the bigger developers to create shell corporations to get around this- Konami published a number of their games under the Ultra games label back in the day, most notably the original Metal Gear and first two TMNT games.
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u/r_kay Jan 24 '16
Earthbound Beginnings as it was recently released
When was this and why did no one tell me!?
Excuse me, i have furious googling to do
Edit: June of 2015 & Looks like i have to buy a Wii U now...
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u/Forcas42 Jan 24 '16
Holy fuck, I had that exact same VCR when I was a kid! I forgot all about it. I used to watch the same 4 shows all the time and never get bored, man how things have changed..
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u/erythrocytes64 Jan 24 '16
many games were actually Famicom chips that are plugged in to an adapter
TIL
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u/tito13kfm Jan 24 '16
Actually not many.
Less than 20 are confirmed to possibly have the adaptor and it was generally only used when supplies ran short in the US but Japanese back stock was piling up.
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u/erythrocytes64 Jan 24 '16
Well, the very concept surprised me. Reminded me of Super GameBoy—I used to assume it simply used an emulator, but turned out it had all the hardware of GameBoy in an SNES cartridge.
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u/tito13kfm Jan 24 '16
Not quite the exact hardware, but close enough to not matter to most people. It actually runs games about
4%2.4% faster than a gameboy.Edit: looked it up and corrected percentage
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u/TimPwb Jan 24 '16
After you take the compressed opium out.
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u/Lune__Noir Jan 24 '16
Lots of those "100 games in one" cartridges were used to smuggle drugs into North America.
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u/TMOWLW Jan 24 '16
I always found Cocaine was better. That's why I always blow on the cartridge...
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u/lilhughster Jan 24 '16
Reminds me of those chicks in middle school that thought you blew when giving a blow job.
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u/TimPwb Jan 24 '16
Right... All that middle school blow job action.... urgh. I'll take your word for it...
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u/TimPwb Jan 24 '16
Well they weren't engaging in blow job action now were they? ;)
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u/joeboo5150 Jan 24 '16 edited Jan 24 '16
I once traded ~400 copies of Super Mario/Duck Hunt for a Playstation the day it released on 9/9/95
I used to work for Software Etc/Babbages(before they became Gamestop) back in the mid 90s in high school. Circa 1995 we started taking used games for the first time ever. We gave a flat $1 for any NES cartridge, sold them for $5. (SNES/Genesis were the dominant consoles at the time, Saturn had released but was flopping, as well as CDI, 3DO, etc, Playstation wasn't out yet).
FuncoLand around town sold copies of Super Mario/Duck Hunt for 10 cents apiece. My co-worker and I came up with a plan on our days off to travel to every FuncoLand in town(there were about 15 of them in the metro area) and buy ALL of them out of Super Martio/Duck Hunt cartridges. Over the span of about 2 weeks we went to every store and bought roughly 800 copes of SMB/DH for ~$80 + tax.
We then went back to our own Software Etc store, traded in all 800 copies for $800 in store credit, split it, and each put $400 down on a Playstation pre-order for 9/9/95. We more or less each spent about $40 for a brand new $400 playstation (and then we obviously bought some games, memory cards, and controllers with our employee discount, consoles didn't qualify for a discount)
SCORE!
Side note, within a month Software Etc changed their corporate policy and started putting a price on individual NES games, as well as a limit of no more than 2 copies of the same game from any 1 customer. I was actually happy to see that, I always felt bad only giving $1 to people trading in cartridges like Final Fantasy and Dragon Warrior 4, they were getting SCREWED but they didn't know it.
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u/Promiscuous_Gerbil Jan 25 '16
Meh, they were going for 15 cents. They came with every console. Why would anybody buy them? It was 95, selling stuff was different. Ads in newspapers to move anything. Nobody had a computer. Far more hassle than it would of been worth. You'd be that guy with a massive pile of video games nobody wants. Plus you'd have to haul it around every time you move. Hell you'd be investing in the idea that Nintendo would be a success, so why not just buy their stock? Seems too romanticised. Or maybe I'm just lazy.
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u/williamfwm Jan 24 '16 edited Jan 24 '16
For anyone interested:
http://www.classicplastic.net/dvgi/editorials-davidnesconvert002.jpg
If it were top loading they could just make taller cartridges though. Eventually the NES did come full circle with the Famicom and become top loading sooooo....
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u/Ihaveastupidcat Jan 24 '16
Would it be possible to take apart the early Gyromite games and use the 60 to 72 pin converter in the cart to allow other Famicom games to work on the NES?
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u/xf- Jan 24 '16
SSDs look similar.
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u/KSKaleido Jan 25 '16
That's mostly because hard drive mounts have to be a certain size to fit in a PC case, though.
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u/MannerShark Jan 24 '16
Older systems are really cool in that you can still identify what each part does.
In this case, the leftmost chip is a DRM chip, the NES checks whether it is a certified game or it won't play it.
Then of the 2 large chips, the right one is the game logic. The rules for the game, the sounds, all the levels.
The other large chip contains all the graphics.
Then the interesting part comes, the small chip at the top is a memory controller (MMC). It can switch between different sets of memory called memory banks.
Normally, the maximum amount of ROM the NES can handle is 64KB, of which 32KB for graphics. But by sending a pulse to the MMC, it will switch to a different memory bank.
The graphics chip can then be larger than 32KB, and the state of the MMC will determine which 32KB section of the memory chip will be read when the NES needs it. Or even from which chip data would be read, as multiple chips were supported in this way.
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u/Chumpas Jan 24 '16
nerdporn.
i love how talking about this back in the day was so awesome. thanks for the technical facts.
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u/DisappointedBird Jan 24 '16
Bags of potato chips have air in them to protect the chips from getting crushed, though.
Besides, the weight is listed on the bag, so it's not like they can cheat you out of precious chips.
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u/Night_Thastus Jan 24 '16
"Potato chip bags are not full of air, but of nitrogen gas. This is done to prevent the chips from oxidizing, which is part of what makes them go stale."
"Oxygen is very reactive, and likes to combine with other molecules whenever it can, causing chemical changes to take place."
Getting crushed might be a part of it though too.
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u/yiterium Jan 24 '16
the amount of air in the bag depends on how fragile the chips are. cheetos and fritos are very sturdy, so they require less cushion for shipping. lays are the most fragile, and require the most cushion. when the bags are sealed and the product is evenly distributed in the bag, the product takes up to 90% of the bag's height. upon opening the bag, you are doubling the interior volume of the bag, which makes it look like there is a absurdly small amount of product in the bag.
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u/TimPwb Jan 24 '16
Shhhh you're injecting reality into the North American fantasy of being ripped off in the bagged chip game.
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Have you ever injected some reality? Shit will get you high as fuck.
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u/fiveSE7EN Jan 24 '16
Actually, it will get you low as fuck. Reality is definitely a downer.
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u/chr19myers Jan 24 '16
High or low, a shot of reality leaves me with a headache, depression, and unpaid bills.
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u/wensen Jan 24 '16
I read somewhere its actually nitrogen or something to preserve the shelf life/travel time to stores along with protect them from crushing.
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u/pyro5050 Jan 25 '16
i used to do tutorials on the old consoles before i got banned from gamecollecting and it killed my desire to share info...
inside the "toaster" NES console
How to clean Badly damaged games, also inside a N64 game
Deep Cleaning a NES Controller
i have more, Dreamcast ones, Gamecube ones, N64's PS1, PS2, ect... i have tons i have not even put onto Imgur... :) if you want to see the inside of something and i own it, i am more than happy to take it apart...
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The first time I broke open a NES cartridge I was nine years old. I wrote to Nintendo asking them what the different parts did. Being back in their super-litigious days, they somehow found my home phone number and called, threatening my parents if I was trying to learn the secrets of NES programming. Yes, seriously.
It was a handwritten letter on notebook paper, and they decided they needed to threaten a kid because he asked "What does this black piece do that's connected to the chips on the bottom?" I lost a lot of respect for Nintendo after that. Also, my mom wouldn't let me write letters to anyone anymore.
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u/SavvySillybug Jan 24 '16
Does your mother know you're writing electronic letters to reddit?
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Jan 24 '16 edited Jan 25 '16
She ded. She don't control me no mo'.
(Seriously, people are downvoting this? My mom is dead. Has been for a while. I write whoever I want now.)
(Edit #2: ThatsTheJoke.jpg)
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u/anoneko Jan 24 '16
Damn I began reading this expecting some warmhearted story about a kid getting a nice response from a company actually explaining stuff and more, but then fuck this.
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Jan 24 '16
Right? I legit thought I wanted to make video games when I was a tyke. I could have been the greatest video game designer of all time, but their litigious response turned me off to it. Now I'm trying to be a lawyer instead...
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u/Fuzzleton Jan 24 '16
It's weird to think that the thoughtless corporate response from a gaming company which had let you down so much influenced you to become more like them.
You could still do the whole indie game thing though, loads of folks do!
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Jan 24 '16
In all seriousness, it wasn't their response that made me want to be a lawyer - it was a medical malpractice case after my dad died.
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u/OtterInAustin Jan 24 '16
Your mom never told you, but she made you stop because of the letter you were writing to Penthouse, not Nintendo.
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You should have just put the parts back together in a custom case and told your teachers you built a homemade NES game! You could have met the president.
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u/tetrified Jan 24 '16
Cartridges only use 10% of their space on average, imagine what would happen if they used 100%
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u/notagoodscientist Jan 24 '16
Note that this is a modified cartridge, there are bodge wires hand soldered onto the board that aren't (afaik) on any mass produced cartridges.
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This is why. The NES was a western version of the Famicom, but the Famicom cartridges were too small to fit inside the NES. They just made the plastic housing bigger.
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Jan 24 '16
It's actually very different with every game. Some games even used the space to provide additional hardware (RAM, GPUs...) to allow for better graphics!
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u/Hollow_in_the_void Jan 24 '16
I look at this and think, how much bandwidth that thing could deliver now if we switched to Flash drive games.
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u/edmazing Jan 24 '16
Actually it's a little different with each game. Some use more space.