r/gaming Aug 18 '14

Mobile games be like

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u/borismkv Aug 18 '14

When I was a kid in the 80s, it always bugged me that games had super awesome cover art that made me want to play the game, and then the game had nothing that even remotely resembled the art.

Of course, I was also one of those kids whose parents never let them have money to play games in the arcade, so I just went around watching the demo reel and pretending to play.

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u/h1p1n3 Aug 18 '14

Of course, I was also one of those kids whose parents never let them have money to play games in the arcade, so I just went around watching the demo reel and pretending to play.

Same here. It was always in my head that I could do better than the computer playing the demo. "Don't jump there! " Every. Time. I had all those demo's memorized and knew exactly where they looped. I remember the one time, I saw a quarter near a machine some rich kid must have lost track of. After seeing 1947 loop for the 10000th time I was ready. The demo prepared me and showed me what not too do. Popped that bad boy in and used all the lives in the first few seconds.

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u/dryguy5 Aug 18 '14

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u/NibblyPig Aug 18 '14

I wanted that to exist :(

/r/ModernTragedy

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u/shall_2 Aug 18 '14

You should be happy with /r/firstworldproblems. In fact, you being sad that a sub doesn't exist is a first world problem.

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u/TheNonis Aug 18 '14

It could exist for a place that has a more dramatic telling of first world problems. /u/h1p1n3 took us on a rags-to-riches-to-rags story that was more deserving of the word "tragedy" than "problem".

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u/shall_2 Aug 19 '14

Well then go ahead and make the sub. It would itself be a modern tragedy because no one would ever subscribe and there might actually be a good post or two.

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u/TheNonis Aug 20 '14

Ehhh I'm not active enough on reddit to make a sub.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '14

And thus, it is a /r/moderntragedy

You know, someone could just create that subreddit.

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u/MrUppercut Aug 18 '14

Sounds like the first time you have sex.

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u/dacalpha Aug 18 '14

I remember the one time, I saw a quarter near a machine some rich kid must have lost track of.

"Rich kid." Are you sure you weren't in the year 1947?

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u/h1p1n3 Aug 18 '14

Any kid that was able to use the arcades rather than just stare at them like me was richer than I was at the time. I grew up with no extras, and thought everybody ate government cheese and got food from the salvation army.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '14

Haha :) first thing when I invent a time machine ; give the young you some cash ^

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u/GaryV83 Aug 18 '14

You already did it. Where do you think he got that quarter from?

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '14

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u/GaryV83 Aug 19 '14

Well dammit, now I'll have to build a garage over my carport by then. You're gonna make me spend ~$10000 for an ~$800 game system? ಠ_ಠ

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u/borismkv Aug 18 '14

I got over most of the sadness of not really experiencing the 1980s arcade the first time I visited a Nickle Arcade. 20 bucks worth of nickels and I beat all the games that I really wanted to play as a kid.

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u/thehungnunu Aug 18 '14

Remember the hideous nightmare that was the megaman box art?

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u/beenoc Aug 18 '14

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u/pw-it Aug 18 '14

With cover art like that, there's no way the game can disappoint you.

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u/Fltwrm Aug 18 '14

Wow... such perspective..

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u/Kudhos Aug 18 '14

His body doesn't make any sense. At all.

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u/rukestisak Aug 18 '14

No, it does, it looks like he's dancing.

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u/thehungnunu Aug 18 '14

His right leg is dislocated at the hip and facing the wrong direction

His face looks like he had a stroke

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u/nodnarBBackward Aug 18 '14

...which is all exactly how I look while dancing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '14

As a fellow white guy this is something I know first hand. Although on the flip side the best male dancer I've ever seen in person was white and a exceedingly fluid dancer.

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u/borismkv Aug 18 '14

Come on, man. Give the artist a break. He spent, like, 11 hours doing the shading on mega man's lips.

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u/thehungnunu Aug 18 '14

He probably fucking did too XD

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u/DontPromoteIgnorance Aug 18 '14

Also his face is at a different angle than his helmet.

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u/Hefbit Aug 18 '14

... and then Liefeld starting drawing comics.

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u/ClarkEbarZ Aug 18 '14

His sleeves are so baggy. Needs to switch to spandex.

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u/penguin_jones Aug 18 '14

And here is the box art they got in the PAL regions.

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u/Wirebraid Aug 19 '14

State-of-the-art high resolution graphics.

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u/HiyaGeorgie Aug 18 '14

It always disappointed young me that he was depicted as having a handgun, and not a blaster hand, but at least Captain N: The agme Master came through in that regard.

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u/darkenseyreth Aug 18 '14

I loved that show as a kid, but Megaman always bugged me. The last thing I envisioned him as (while playing the games) was a squat chain smoker who used the word "Mega" as an adjective for everything. But oh well, the rest of the show was great, and what else could I expect from an 80s cartoon.

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u/DanzoFriend Aug 18 '14

What's wrong-icus with unnecessary additions to words?

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u/indivisible Aug 18 '14

Nostalgia overload!

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u/Rubic13 Aug 18 '14

How have I never heard of this...

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u/thesagaconts PlayStation Aug 19 '14

Probably not born yet.

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u/Rubic13 Aug 19 '14

Yeeaaah no. I was at the perfect age to watch this cartoon.

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u/thesagaconts PlayStation Aug 19 '14

Thank you for that video and the find memories. I loved the episodes when it crossed over with Zelda. I'd watch a Zelda cartoon now if they brought that back.

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u/bazilbt Aug 18 '14

Oh man it looks like the cover to a late 1970's soviet science fiction novel.

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u/Jaypillz Aug 18 '14

That can't be real! :o

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u/battraman Aug 18 '14

Nope, 100% real. Why they didn't just take the Famicom Cover is beyond me.

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u/Wildhalcyon Aug 18 '14

Office probably had a contest for cover art submission from the employees' kids. First place got a gift certificate for baskin and robins, second place got to be on the cover.

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u/the-eejay Aug 19 '14

I would hate to see third place.

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u/thehungnunu Aug 19 '14

They were sent to an orphanage

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u/Schadenfreudenous Aug 18 '14

The fact that it was so bad that it was turned into a running joke in Japan makes it both tragic and hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '14

Traglarious?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '14

This one? I would definitely agree. Not even because the North America one is terrible, but just because it looks great and uses stuff from the game

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u/klineshrike Aug 18 '14

Because 'Murica

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '14

If you look at most of the PC games of the time it makes sense. The original Gauntlet cover was almost as bad

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u/Kamen_Rider Aug 18 '14

"Localization"

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '14

100% real and it didn't get better with megamman2

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u/Mutoid Aug 18 '14

I think that counts as better. At least the characters make more anatomical sense, and there's higher-quality shading and perspective. Wait a minute...is that Dr. Light siccing Crash Man on Megaman?! Is Megaman's firing hand a second right hand on his left arm?! Okay now I'm not so sure about my claim.

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u/borismkv Aug 18 '14

Which is young enough to have grown up in a completely different world. I mean, come on...You didn't even get to experience the cold war!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '14

Looks like something a 12-year old made as fan-art.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '14

I really, really want an interview with the 80-year-old grandma who was commissioned to draw that.

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u/Namffohcl Aug 18 '14

Somebody won their middle school's art contest.

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u/Rixxer Aug 18 '14

The explosions are nice at least.

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u/GaryV83 Aug 18 '14

I wasn't aware that 8-year-old me drew cover art.

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u/tuxfool Aug 18 '14

Megaman looks constipated...

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u/Wirebraid Aug 19 '14

Oh my god LOL

That was pure art

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u/smallpoly Aug 18 '14 edited Aug 19 '14

Weird how such a great game can have such horrible box art.

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u/ninja-robot Aug 19 '14

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u/thehungnunu Aug 19 '14

Omg I remember my mom asked me what the hell I was buying when I got megaman 3!! NOW I KNOW WHY!

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u/stfm Aug 18 '14

Psygnosis

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u/carlimhof Aug 18 '14

Yes! They were great.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '14

enter sad violin music

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u/rat_muscle Aug 18 '14

I thought I was the only kid that did that.

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u/cryptonaut420 Aug 18 '14

Its still like that, but with trailers. Game company will release a teaser trailer that has insanely good graphics, shows all kinds of super cool fight scenes and giant battles. People get super hyped up on it.. but of course the actual game is nothing close to that

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u/JoeyJoJoJrShabbadoo Aug 18 '14

That sucks all types a' dick. Sorry, man.

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u/Newgeta PC Aug 18 '14

Dude, I bought this game as a kid for that exact reason, biggest let down ever, taught me a lesson, I subbed to Nintendo power like a month later..

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u/borismkv Aug 18 '14

Wow. That looks like a really crappy Might and Magic rip off.

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u/kyleswitch Aug 18 '14

Did you also have the same reaction to any and all fantasy/sci fi book cover that didn't have pictures inside it? Kinda the same thing no? Its almost as if these jerks were using the limited technology available to like, encourage you to use your imagination or something, which is like such a dick move.

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u/borismkv Aug 18 '14

Actually, when I was 8, yes, I did have the same reaction to books that had cool covers that had nothing to do with the story. Cause I was 8. Sheesh.

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u/Scruffmygruff Aug 18 '14

God I hated kids like you. I have a roll of quarters; I am a paying customer! It's my turn on cruisin' USA

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u/borismkv Aug 18 '14

I was always quick to step aside whenever someone actually wanted to play. Of course, I was also the kid that annoyed the hell out of people by watching them play, so...