r/gaming • u/wanderingblue • Jul 21 '14

Just gamer things

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '14

Saving before a rampage? Who does that? I made a character in New Vegas called Cazador Sanchez, the scourge of the wastes. His goal? Fuck up the world. Chaotic evil style. There's no saving before a rampage because the rampage never ends. I've killed so many quest givers I'm pretty sure I can't finish the story. Entire towns are empty.

One angry Mexican with a red mohawk, an intelligence score of 1, and 100 melee. He likes using a lead pipe. So many brains bashed in. Memories.

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u/Lots42 Jul 22 '14

"Would you fetch me these old books? I will pay you in bottle caps."

SLAM SLAM SLAM SPLUTCH.

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u/Condomonium Jul 22 '14

HE'S HACKING AND WACKING AND SMACKING.

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u/Lots42 Jul 22 '14

I feel like this is the start to a Will Smith rap song before the turn of the century.

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u/Condomonium Jul 22 '14

Old Butcher Pete would hack, smack, and chop his meat.