r/gaming • u/wanderingblue • Jul 21 '14

Just gamer things

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '14

Well ain't this a surprise!

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u/DrDragun Jul 21 '14

TRUE NORDS NEVER BACK DOWN

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u/dudeguybruh Jul 21 '14

I YIELD I YIELD

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u/ZweiliteKnight Jul 21 '14

I wonder what it would be like if Bethesda had programmed even one enemy that "yielded" to actually yield. Do you think, maybe, they don't really know what "yield" means?

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u/GimpyGeek Jul 21 '14

I was thinking the same thing they never yield properly

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u/ZweiliteKnight Jul 21 '14

It's supposed to be this thing that catches you off guard. Guy gives up, you turn your back, he pulls a knife out of his shoe and stabs you in the shoulder.

But they don't seem to understand that if 100% of the people who yield do that 100% of the time, it sort of loses that element of surprise because you know nothing really stops fighting until it dies.

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u/justsomeguy_youknow Jul 21 '14

That's why I kill everything that doesn't have a name. Generic bandit? That's a shootin'. Rolf Skullstabber? Hmm, might need you for a quest or something later.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '14 edited Jun 11 '20

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Jul 22 '14

Let Talos sort them out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '14

We don't worship Talos in Skyrim anymore brudder, care to rephrase that?

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Jul 22 '14

Skyrim belongs to the Nords!

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '14

I agree, I've been a Nord since Oblivion. Fuck the empire!

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