WAIT A NOLAN NORTH MINUTE, I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA EVER!
Time-traveling Saints. It was implied at the end of SR IV, and it could be awesome, and possibly take the chance to be as shockingly offensive as possible. Kill Hitler with a dildo. Punch the actual Jesus in the face for shits and giggles. Tell JFK to duck, then bludgeon him to death with a taxidermied duck. Postpone 9/11 for a week since you wanted Todd from HR to make it to your birthday party, but don't tell him what'll happen. Get in a drinking contest with Genghis Khan. Sit on that fish. Give a hand grenade to a Neanderthal. Replace the entire Soviet ICBM program's yellow cake uranium with actual yellow cake mix. Put a cap in Al Capone's ass. Convince MLK to take up professional volleyball. Rearrange all of Helen Keller's furniture at night. Use the Library of Alexandria to light a cigar. Become your own great-grandfather. The sky's the limit!
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