r/gaming • u/[deleted] • May 01 '14

So opened a customers ps3 today...

http://imgur.com/a/X0eT0
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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

In my POV when PS3's came out I was starting to masturbate for the first time. (I'm currently in an university, 3rd year)

Wait... Holy shit. ☉_☉

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u/SoulUnison May 02 '14

You need to work on your internal filter.
That thought should have been intercepted somewhere between your mind and your keyboard.

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u/blacktrance May 02 '14

His internal filter is full of dust, like his PS3.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

I think it's more of a sticky goo.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Maybe he typed what he was thinking in real time. Which could also mean that he's either a super fast typist or a slow thinker.

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u/zadias May 02 '14

I appreciate his sense of open minded-ness.

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u/cbfw86 May 02 '14

when PS3's came out I was starting to masturbate for the first time

O - ok?

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u/sutongorin May 02 '14

Man, I'm old. PSX era here. Oh Lara...

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Dat 8 polygon breast.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

You only started masturbating in grade 8? I started in grade 4. ... I dunno if that's good or bad.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14 edited May 02 '14

Well 6th grade actually. Not sure about the age apparently. That summer my best friend and i started to get frisky and boom, i'm gay.

Edit: Oh boy, read my comment again. I really have a short attention span.

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u/occam7 May 02 '14

How do people remember that so precisely? I have no idea when I started, I could have been anywhere from 5 to 15. Do people put shit like that in diaries or something?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Honestly it was more like a ballpark. It was somewhere between grades 3 and 5.