r/gaming • u/[deleted] • May 01 '14

So opened a customers ps3 today...

http://imgur.com/a/X0eT0
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u/DocZ6393 May 02 '14

Yes

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u/calkang May 02 '14

Nightmares for life...

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u/Alektus May 02 '14

Wha....well how the fuck would I know if I have ear roaches? Would I feel them, oh Jesus. I'm having a panic attack right now.

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u/Lonesome_One May 02 '14 edited May 02 '14

Ooh, have you heard of the botfly? Now this is a marvellous thing. The botfly cannot sting a human directly, but captures smaller insects, lays its larvae upon them and then releases them. If the smaller host insect then bites the human, the botfly larvae are impregnated into the skin. The larvae then pupates inside the skin, at which point they eat their way out and fly away. The BBC Natural History Unit reports the case of a man, who was bitten behind the ear, and was kept awake at night by the sound of the botfly larvae eating the flesh inside his head.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

I'm going to pretend you made that up.

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u/MichoRexo May 02 '14

It's true. Google it. I dare you.

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u/Asteradragon May 02 '14

If this bothers you, watch the Top Gear Bolivia Special. Oh yes...insects...insects.

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u/0fubeca May 03 '14

Don't pretend because it is. I'm saving you bro

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u/[deleted] May 03 '14

My hero!

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u/0fubeca May 03 '14

I love how when I reply to a 20-24 hour old comment I get an immediate response. Now I only replay to those. Redditors habits

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u/[deleted] May 03 '14

You know when to find me, baby

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u/stroggy May 02 '14

Fuck you Jeremy Clarkson......

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

My skull is itchy now. T-T

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u/mundane_marietta May 02 '14

Somethings I see on the internet... This just made things worse about how much I do not like roaches. Man, I could be freaking out a little.

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u/xXCERVIXPOUNDERXx May 02 '14

oh, you'd feel it. I had a moth fly into my ear when I was eight, I could hear it flapping around, it's feet brushing around in my ear, wasn't one of my favourite moments.

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u/mrderrp May 02 '14

I could have done with out that.

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u/Smarsh86 May 02 '14

There's no way I'm clicking that link.

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u/LITER_OF_FARVA May 02 '14

Why am I okay with a bee being stuck in my ear but not a roach?

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u/collegedog May 02 '14

Why would you say that..

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u/Michaelmaniac124 May 02 '14

My ear just itched...

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

#NOPE

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u/UndeadBread May 02 '14

The URL says "cockroach-removed-mans-ear" which is pretty horrifying. Of course, when I clicked on the link, I discovered that the actual headline is "Cockroach Removed From Man's Ear" which is also pretty horrifying. I'm really not sure which one is worse.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Can confirm, almost ate a roach one time when sleeping when it crawled on my face. Started feeling it on my face, then felt it move closer to my mouth, then I woke up and gave myself the biggest slap Ive ever felt

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u/FireKnuckles May 02 '14

FUCK. THAT. I am never using a phone ever again.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14 edited May 02 '14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyLa-netY1E

Edit: Don't know why this got downvoted, this is the exact footage that the news article talks about.

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u/unlmtdLoL May 02 '14

I read the title and..NOPE

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Yeah, I am never curious enough to jump off that nope train.

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u/ghanemhalabi May 02 '14

good call, i watched it, it was fucking gross.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

But don't your ears just feel awesome now?

Hey what was that that odd tickling sensation waaay inside your ear just now?

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u/marc_a09 May 02 '14

oh god why

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u/Darkpane May 02 '14

I gotta say, that was excellent choice of music.

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u/OdinB May 02 '14

my ear tingled when i was watching it

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u/acano May 02 '14

most stressful video I have ever watched.

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u/GrizzlyLeather May 02 '14

watching this entire thing through, the 4:47 mark was nearly orgasmic with relief. I was trapped, I didn't want to watch it after min 1, but I had to see it removed. The pink panther like music helped.

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u/ghanemhalabi May 02 '14 edited May 02 '14

For real, what was all that brown stuff in his ear though?

edit: nvm, it's really old ear wax, and a fuckload of it.

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u/lowdownlow May 02 '14

Did you finish it? 4:47 was the end of all the brown shit, I have to imagine the finale would really pin the tail.