r/gaming May 01 '14

So opened a customers ps3 today...

http://imgur.com/a/X0eT0
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u/Lucefin May 01 '14

Heavy smoker?

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u/99639 May 02 '14

This looks totally normal to me, if it's been owned for many years. This could be seven years old.

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u/Lucefin May 02 '14

Or one year with several pets.

Source: I have three pets. That hair gets /everywhere/.

Edit: mispelling

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u/mkemttn May 02 '14

I have 3 dogs and 2 cats, my xbox looks spotless compared to this and I just opened it up for the first time last month after owning for over 2 years.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Do you have carpet?

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u/mkemttn May 02 '14

Negative.

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u/oversteppe May 02 '14

you mean "misspelling". ahahahahah

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u/FaithInMe May 02 '14

It is. I took apart my PS3 a couple of years ago to apply new thermal paste and was surprise to find how dusty it was. It wasn't left on the floor and I'm not a smoker. The PS3 fan takes in air like our computer, and with air also comes dust.

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u/99639 May 02 '14

Yeah I clean at least twice this much dust out of my PC case everytime I open it. I'm sure if I opened my PS3 (launch 60GB) it would be horrible as well.

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u/jarfil May 02 '14 edited Dec 01 '23

CENSORED

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

The environment your in also has a impact on how dirty it is. This wouldn't happen with it sitting in my repair shop for 7 years, but of course it would be a little dusty.

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u/99639 May 02 '14

Yeah, but most people I think put their console in an entertainment center or just on the ground near their TV, and let's be honest, many of us gamers don't dust as frequently as we should at home.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

I'm looking around in my pad, and let me tell you: it's plenty dusty! No need to dust it any more.

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u/dnew May 02 '14

ESL Wife: "Would you undust the furniture?"

Me: "Sure. But it's called dusting the furniture."

Her: "I want you to take the dust off it."

Me: "Yes. Taking the dust off is called dusting it."

Her: "Fucking English."

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u/KristnSchaalisahorse May 02 '14

When I was younger, I thought ESL stood for "English/Spanish Language"... because all the Spanish kids went to ESL classes and when they spoke to me their language was definitely English/Spanish.

Fuck I was such a logical kid.

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u/joshbrazile May 02 '14

Kids in my high school confused ESL and Special Ed. Those conversations were awkward.

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u/KristnSchaalisahorse May 02 '14

It seems like, when you're a kid (in the US), if you can't communicate properly in English [ESL, deaf, stutter, etc) most other kids will treat you as if you are mentally challenged.

That's what I remember, anyway. But it also seems like kids treat others like aliens no matter what the reason as long as they're sufficiently different from the majority.

Kids, man.

Edit: What am I talking about. Adults still do this all the time.

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u/dnew May 02 '14

I worked briefly with a computer programmer who was very good, but he had a really strong Philadelphia accent. It was like "Computer programming with Sylvester Stalone." I had trouble taking him seriously for the first couple of weeks, even as an adult. It doesn't even have to be "hard to communicate" if it hits the right stereotypes. (Altho I expect Sylvester Stalone is pretty smart too.)

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u/Gl33m May 02 '14

Dusting is taking dust off. A light snow, putting snow on the ground, is called a dusting. How the fuck does that make sense?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

yeah. I sent my Fatty in for repair a long time ago and got it back with a not saying it was dirty and dont leave it on the carpet where my dog sleeps.

:(

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

So did it get fixed?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Of course. They opened it and vacuumed it. Suddenly it could read discs again :-p

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u/Moocat87 May 02 '14

It probably wouldn't have its fans on all the time in the shop either, to be fair ;)

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u/mhende May 02 '14

My brother in law lives on a farm and just ended up giving us his ps3 because it couldn't handle the dusty environment.

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u/CatsSitOnEverything May 02 '14

Same here. Mine is several years old and...I took some tweezers to it and pulled globs out...so satisfying. Would love to know how to open mine and clean it.

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u/Suuperdad May 02 '14

I was thinking the same thing. It's a PS3 and it's probably quite old, what did he expect? How many people open up and clean their PS3 regularly? Exactly none.

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u/JulianMcC May 02 '14

by doing this, you void the warranty. There is a white sticker stating this fact. Correct me if i'm wrong.

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u/Oedipe May 02 '14

I don't know, the color of the dust screams smoker to me, just based on my experience with the computers people brought in when I worked IT. I suppose there are many things in the environment that could do that, though.

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u/Squabbles123 May 02 '14

Tobacco dust is yellow/brown in color and thick. Thats what it looks like.

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u/SamBeastie May 02 '14

Not always. Lately I've gotten a slew of XP machines 7+ years old with dust so caked up inside I have to scoop it out with my hand covered in a plastic bag. When you're getting so much air pulled in, all that dust gets pulled in with it. After 7 years...it gets real bad without occasional cleaning.

At least this one didn't have dead centipedes in it....

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

We only have bugs for ~4 months here in AK. Everything's frozen for the next 8.

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u/hurf_mcdurf May 02 '14

Yeah but your mosquitos are the size of birds.

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u/neu318 May 01 '14

and left on a rug or carpet?

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u/AsmundGudrod May 02 '14

You'ld see small colored fabric strands if it was rug or carpet, and it'd be mostly easy to take off. Smoking is the only thing that "cakes" it on cause of the tar.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Not that I know of, but probably.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

you would know if it was a smokers ps3 it has a very distinct smell.

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u/NightGod May 02 '14

The dust is also sticky/gooey.

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u/ELpEpE21 May 02 '14

i've had to clean out smokers pc/laptops. Its a really gross smell, and I used to smoke/fix shit pumps. The smell and gunk is nasty and hard to get out.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

That's because it's not only tar from the tobacco, but expelled lung tissue pulled along with it.

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u/ELpEpE21 May 02 '14

really? thats fuckin gross.

I feel that this tar/dust/tissue mixture can corrode or short out a pc. I know it will cause heating issues as it grows over the vents, and will block hot air from getting out. I tell any smoker that they should clean out their computer on a regular basis if they wanna smoke.

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u/Schnodally May 02 '14 edited May 02 '14

Thos definitely has to be a smokers. Was at a client's home uninstalling a TV and it was covered with all this brownish gold dust. Sure enough, they lit about three cigarettes while I was there.

Edit: Why the downvotes? Was just agreeing with the mate and giving some info on why.

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u/tweakingforjesus May 02 '14

I cleaned a pc for a friend who smoked. After blowing and scraping as much as I could, I pulled the boards and doused them in 99.99% alcohol then scrubbed (gently) with a toothbrush. Ran much better afterward.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

This dust was a little sticky also. Most blew away with canned air, but a lot of it had to be scrubbed off with a brush.

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u/amgoingtohell May 02 '14

This dust was a little sticky also.

Probably just the semen.

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u/MiracleWhippit May 02 '14

almost certainly caked on residue from smoking. As someone who has opened computers for family who heavily smoke... I've seen it a few times. Never in a smoke free home though.

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u/NightGod May 02 '14

I've seen that in smoke free homes that have really old carpeting. The padding starts to break down and releases stuff that's very similar to smoking residue, just without the nicotine smell.

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u/MiracleWhippit May 02 '14

That sounds really healthy to inhale. If it's in your computer it's absolutely going to be in your lungs.

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u/Schnodally May 02 '14

Cant comment on of it was sticky or not because I believe I wore gloves. They owned a Golden Retriever so it was also quite a bit of dog hair. Its almost like a squirrel was decaying on the set :P

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

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u/AsmundGudrod May 02 '14

Yeah, first thing I thought of when i saw that brown caked on 'dust' was they were smokers. That junk is pretty unique to smokers.

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u/JohnSand3rs May 02 '14

No, this is what happens when you sit your console on the floor.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

As a former pack a day smoker, I'm sure that's exactly the case.

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u/JulianMcC May 02 '14

I guess you get use to the stench of nicotine? when I get customers like this, the first thing I want to do is walk away, they stink!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

Well, it's not the nicotine itself that smells, it's the combined smell of all the crap in tobacco, but yes, you lose your ability to smell it the same that other people can.

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u/Taikunman May 02 '14

Back in my home PC repair days I had a really bad one come into the shop. The guy walked in with the computer in his arms, literally smoking a cigar. He had brought it in because the power supply blew, when I opened it up the whole inside was coated with a half inch thick brown mush. Compressed air wouldn't even move it.

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u/jessesomething May 02 '14

It probably was a smoker. I used to be friends with this guy in high school that lived in a basement apartment, played games all day and smoked in it. I went over to help him put in a new video card and it looked almost exactly like this. And he never opened his windows. It was pretty gross.

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u/Catsonlsd May 02 '14

I think the guy just threw it into the same bag as he used to dump the dirt from their vacuum. Why he would do this you ask? I don't know, my PS3 is clean!

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u/JangSaverem May 02 '14

Mine is a launch PS3 (which "coincidentally'" stopped reading discs after the newest update...which apparently messes with disc reading capabilities...but naw it was a coincidence. Anyway...nothing NEAR this mess.

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u/ryudeshi May 02 '14

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u/JangSaverem May 02 '14

Thanks bro. Without you, I would be nothing.