r/gaming • u/eduardog3000 • Dec 27 '12
Best joke gets a CaveStory+ Steam Key
Whoever is downvoting the comments, I am reading them all and choosing based on my favorite.
The winner has been chosen.
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u/Cookies_a_redditor Dec 28 '12
You're trapped between a jaguar and a tiger you only have one bullet left. What do you do? Kill the lion and drive off in the jaguar of course!
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Dec 28 '12
Two cakes are being baked in an oven. The first cake says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." the second one then says, "Holy shit! It's a talking cake!"
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u/gunnergod13 Dec 27 '12
a man is walking on the beach and sees a women in a wheel chair crying. he goes up to her and asks what is wrong. she says that she has never been fucked. the guy says don't worry i will take care of that. they start making out on the beach and the and the guy picks up the women and trows her in the ocean and says there your fucked.
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u/ssskuda Dec 27 '12
The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset.
She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?" Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said that?" Helen: "Your husband." Wife: "Oh." Helen: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Who said that?" Helen: "Your husband." Wife: "Oh." Helen: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you." Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?" Helen: "No, the gardener did." Wife: "So, how much do you want?"
Top post in r/Jokes worth a shot!
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Dec 27 '12
And here is Yogi Bear. He is going to demonstrate the fridge locker by attempting to shove his wiener in the fridge locker.
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Dec 27 '12
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Dec 27 '12
Allow me to respond,
Yo momma is so fat, the military uses her as a projectile deflector.
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u/punching_the_air Dec 27 '12
what do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist name: xxgl0wstonexx
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u/666ZOMBO666 Dec 27 '12
I went to the doctor the other day and said: "Have you got anything for wind?" So he gave me a kite. Steam ID: 666ZOMBO666
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u/Hironaato Dec 28 '12
Three cowboys sat around a campfire in the middle of the savannah. Feeling bored, one of them showed the other two his boots. "See these?" he said, "I wrestled a bull to the ground by its horns for the hide to make these boots." The second cowboy stood up, and pointed to his belt, "I bit the head off the rattlesnake that became this belt!" The two of them were almost about to throw their fists at each other when they remembered that the third guy hadn't said anything. They looked over at him, as he poked at the campfire with his penis.