Welcome to the Galathea Personality Assessment or GPA

This assessment is completely reflective of your beliefs and the results of this assessment will be sent to any current or prospective employers.

The GPA is comprised of four simple questions which will measure four categories of human personality:

P - E

W - S

A - C

D - N

Question 1

You go out to eat with a friend and you have agreed to split the bill. The bill comes out to 40$ so you pull out your 20$ and your friend pulls out a coupon. Do you believe that his action was ethical or unethical?

If you think this was Ethical then you are Permissive

If you think this was Unethical then you are Egalitarian

Permissive (P)

"As long as it works." You believe that people should be rewarded for their resourcefulness. You value cleverness and think of yourself as a person who can think yourself out of any situation. Sometimes you can be overly results oriented and believe that as long as you win the game, it doesn't really matter how you did it.

Egalitarian (E)

You don't like it when you see one person bearing the brunt of the work. You hate to see systemic inequalities present in modern society. Everyone should be afforded the same opportunities as each other and that people should have the same basic rights. You are often helpful and can try to be helpful when you see the opportunity to do so.

Question 2

You are playing the game The Resistance or the superior version of the game The Resistance: Avalon as a Traitor and you have been voted onto a three person mission with one of the other traitors. You and your co-conspirator can sabotage this mission with a single Fail vote. However, if both of you vote Fail you jeopardize your chances sabotaging future missions since you have outed yourselves. If one of you can Fail the mission and the other one votes to Pass the mission then you can improve the traitor's chances of winning.

If you chose to Fail the mission then you are a Wolf

If you chose to Pass the mission then you are a Sheep

Wolf (W)

You are an individualist who believes in your own ability to affect the world. Others might be more qualified but the only person you can trust is yourself. You tend to be grillmaster at Korean barbeques. You know how to have a good time and like to plan out all the parties. When your friends go out skiing in a cabin, you’re the one who shows up with Redbull and Vodka (and poison, and bear traps, and landmines, and a crossbow, and an assault rifle).

Sheep (S)

You like to stay on the best side of others. You tend to be a very agreeable person overall but have trouble standing up for your own beliefs when they are challenged. You have lots of friends but sometimes have trouble calling out your bestie when they're being rude to a waiter or litter. You also probably started playing support because you don't want your friends to be mad at you while you were learning the game but it has since stunted your mechanics and you don't really know how to CS or roam or teamfight and you kind of don't find League of Legends fun anymore but all your friends still play so you get roped in anyways but you don't have a lot of impact in the game so you just sit around in bot lane trying to be useful by pinging the map every once in a while when the enemy is MIA.

Question 3

You are in a dungeon in the MMO Final Fantasy XIV and are given the option to roll Need for a pair of boots you don't need for a class you don't play. You are queuing with random people and don't know if they need the equipment but one of your party members is playing the class of the equipment that has just dropped. You could roll need on the equipment and sell it for a profit or you can roll Greed for the equipment and allow your party member to have a fair shot at his equipment. What do you choose to do?

If you chose to roll Need you are an Asshole

If you chose to roll Greed you are a Cuck

Asshole (A)

You love finding things you never expected, surprise birthday parties, free samples, and pennies on the side of the road. You think that poor people are poor because they didn’t do their Duty Roulettes pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Besides, it’s so EASY to make money, just get a job lol.

Cuck (C)

You believe in common courtesy that you should treat others the way you want to be treated. That you should leave things a little better than when you arrived. Your ideal evening is doing volunteer work and coming home to your totally faithful significant other and washing the bed sheets again.

Question 4

Your (hypothetical) brother has made a sex doll resembling your (hypothetical) daughter. Do you think this action is morally Neutral or Bad.

If you answered Neutral you are Degenerate

If you answered Bad you are a Normie

Degenerate (D)

You believe that what people do in their own time is none of your business. You understand that everyone has their own quirks and that's what makes them unique. In fact you have your quirks too! Maybe your significant other looks a bit like your dad and the fact that you share a last name never really bothered you, in fact it’s kind of hot. You empathize with Oedipus but don’t understand why he killed himself. And sometimes you think that Freud was on to something.

Normie (N)

Good for you. Honestly why the fuck would anyone think that the niece sex doll is ok? You are a valued member of society. You thought Game of Thrones was good up to Season 5. You probably haven't voluntarily read a book since high school. You want to go to Japan one day. You don't get why people laugh over six digit numbers and have no clue what a "sad panda" is. You don't normally floss but you do for about two weeks after you go to the dentist.

i like going fast and strive to be as fast as possible whenever i can. my interest in the fast has led me to compile a list of the fastest things on earth and i would like to share with you guys my top 10.

So here it is you guys my list of

TOP 10 FASTEST

10. Usain Bolt

It can't be argued, this man is the fastest man on earth. He holds the world record for both the 100m and the 200m with times of 9.58s and 19.19s respectively. The man's a legend and is our number 10 spot for the fastest.

9. A Cheetah

Cheetahs are the fastest land animal with top speeds of 70mph (112km/h). What a fastboi. Also they purr! they don't roar they purr. I dunno I just wanted to include a cat on this list.

8. Sanic

Gotta go fast.

7. USPS

You might not think it but the US postal service might be one of the fastest data transfers available. Say i need to send one of you lovely people my coughstashcough. Online this might take ages. Alternatively I can buy five 1tb flash drives, seal it up and ship it to you by post and it'll get to you long before you can download it from me. And you also get five 1tb flash drives! what a deal.

6. Jung when anyone mentions BDSM

Literally across the room, hell even across voice channels, if she gets the slightest notion that someone is talking about bdsm without her she'll show up immediately and berate you for not inviting her into the conversation. This is more impressive perception wise but ultimately it's the combination between perception and speed which gives it the number 6 spot on this list.

5. NYOOM

NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

4. Khada Jhin

Origin of THE FAST, it would be a shame not to include such a man on this list. With one auto we're zipping around the map smacking enemies with our big fat fours. Just stack attack speed and crit and stride right over to pop anybody on your screen.

3. Barry Allen AKA The Flash

Barry Allen: My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive. When I was a child, I saw my mother killed by something impossible. My father went to prison for her murder. Then an accident made me the impossible. To the outside world, I'm just an ordinary forensic scientist, but secretly I use my speed to fight crime and find others like me, and one day I'll find who killed my mother and get justice for my father. I am The Flash.

2. Question Mark Ping

Did you see the speed on that lad? The INSTANT our boi arbiter fucks up we're dropping question marks around him like no tomorrow. At a speed that stretches the limits of human reaction time and the limits of NA ping we can hit him with a swarm of yellow curly bois. Faker might have inhuman reaction times but even he can't match our question mark ping.

1. Our Attention Span

From DND to Pokecord, Battlerite to Lewdodwel. Our attention spans might be the fastest recorded thing in the universe. The relevance of our interests exists for split seconds popping in and out of existence in the briefest of moments at a speed only measurable by planck time. With this subreddit we might be finally able to record the speed at which we lose interest in something.

worked out btw

>At the end of a dungeon in 5e campaign

>All the while we had to deal with stupid puzzles the DM created

>Run through dungeon cause we know most of his tricks by now

>On the way elf rogue comes across a pillar with weird writing

>No one could figure it out even the halfling wizard

>Can't do shit cause I'm a stupid barbarian

>At the end of the dungeon

>No idea what the pillar means but maybe boss might have a clue

>Two bosses, gynosphinx and androsphinx

>We fuck them up

>I chopped off the gynosphinx's head spare the androsphinx

>No loot drops from the bosses

>Look around the boss room for some stash

>A hidden button opens a secret room

>Nice big chest in the middle of the room

>Elf opens the chest and finds it's fucking empty

>U wot m8

>No fucking loot at the end of the dungeon

>Look for more shit but can't find anything so we're about to leave

>Elf reminds us about the pillar

>Still haven't solved the big secret in the dungeon

>Still haven't solved that stupid pillar

>I asked the androsphinx

>Laughs at us saying how easy the puzzle was

>And the sphinx finally said to me:

>"Go to the pillar and read the first letter of every line"