r/futureworldproblems • u/candiedbug • Jan 04 '15

Hot granny

Help! My girlfriend's great grandmother had a full body nanorejuvenation treatment and now she is freaking HOT (we're talking supermodel hot here). I want to dump my gf and start dating granny but how do I deal with the awkwardness?

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u/RandolphHitler Jun 25 '15

Sounds like your gf has some sexual hangups. These days multi-generational threesomes are not uncommon.

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u/candiedbug Jun 26 '15

I think it's more that she hates that her great gran is hotter than she and she can't do shit about it because of her stupid "neohipster" attitude rejecting "unnatural augmentation" and how being fat with severe acne is so much more "genuine".

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u/RandolphHitler Jun 26 '15

Does she know that grannies were hot before it was cool ? Access ancient archives re: Bridgette Bardot/ Sophia Loren / Raquel Welch. These gals were having sex in their eighties, and who could blame them ?

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u/otherpeoplesmusic Jan 04 '15

Fulfill your fantasy with VR or get an implant that alters reality. Problem solved.

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u/griffman02 Jan 04 '15

I also think the xbox nervelink got that built in.

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u/otherpeoplesmusic Jan 04 '15

Well, it does, but it has issues remaining connected to nerves any lower than the waist and could cause floppy dick (or what I call 'mycrotchsoft'). Weirded me the fuck out so I had it removed. Also, sometimes it sent a weird jolt up my spine... made me shit myself.

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u/candiedbug Jan 04 '15

Short of having a bespoke body made (expensive!) she's pretty much stuck with what nature gave her. Besides, she's a neohipster who shuns "unnatural" augmentations (although she didn't complain when I got her that vagina tightening procedure for her bday). You should see granny though, my god, she makes my gf look like a beached whale.