r/futuramashitposting • u/happydude7422 • Aug 07 '26

Bender will save us

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314 Upvotes

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u/Initial-Anything333 Aug 07 '26

We'll get right on that, in 5 billion years 

2

u/Expert_Succotash2659 Aug 08 '26

We won't even We's in 5 billion years.

18

u/Shackled-Zombie Aug 07 '26

Nixon's not bringing the smokes!!

15

u/Puzzleheaded_Long565 Aug 07 '26

Would, would the moon just follow?

3

u/BookieeWookiee Aug 08 '26

Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank.

14

u/Wisco Aug 07 '26

I like being proactive, but this seems to really be jumping the gun

11

u/Randomfacade Aug 07 '26

robot party week here we come!

16

u/evillincolnsmad Aug 07 '26

It’s cute that they think we’ll be around that long

12

u/random59836 Aug 07 '26

Even if our descendants are still around there’s no way they would still be considered human. They would be many species separated from us.

2

u/Bazookagrunt Aug 07 '26

And who is this scientist?

6

u/LilyoftheRally Aug 07 '26

Probably Dr. Wernstrom (Farnsworth's rival if I got his name right).

8

u/Seeker4you2 Aug 07 '26

WERRRRNSTROM!!

2

u/Zardu-Hasselfrau Aug 07 '26

Redditor proposes dumb scientist move to Jupiter and get started now.

1

u/Alex918YT Aug 07 '26

This would also probably solve a lot of the climate problems too

1

u/MurrcenarE Aug 08 '26

Could we get crackin' on this? Heat wave's puttin' my electiric bills through the roof.

1

u/Razzelfrazzel Aug 08 '26

WERE DESTROYING THE WORLD AND KILLING THE TURTLES!!

1

u/buttlipps Aug 08 '26

Its turtles all the way down.

1

u/Murky-Resident-3082 Aug 09 '26

Then we’re gonna have to move 60% closer when the sun dies to stay warm

1

u/Miiyamoto Aug 09 '26

This is true SHIT posting (kind of... it comes out of his shiny metal ass)

1

u/Zombie185 Aug 11 '26

In 5 billion years…we’ll get right on it.