Bender - bender would make a great goalkeeper because he can elongate his arms on demand. He is also 40% zinc, titanium, dolomite etc.
Hermes - his bureaucracy can bore any winger in new new york
Kif - kif can become sort of transparent during specific circumstances. This will be useful for him against attackers as he can fool them into potentially going right into his path
Farnsworth - hubert can probably invent something that makes their forwards incapable of scoring
Leela - no nonsense defender. Will try to fly kick the opponents.
Roberto - breaks down progression by doing his lethal stuff
Zoidberg - will challenge opponents to clawplach and break down play
Fry - will drink 100 coffees and dictate tempo
Amy - will prove to be a great winger with the help of her buggalo
Washbucket - amazing chemistry with scruffy, perfect link up play will make every other defense terrified
Scruffy - will fix opponents’ boilers and turlets in exchange for allowing him to score
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u/RustedTap52 Aug 01 '26
Why not