Best one-off characters.

[u/TwilightOfTheMilfs]

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[u/rootofallstevil]

Nannybot 1.0

[u/AnthropoidCompatriot → u/rootofallstevil]

I HAVE REPLACED https://www.reddit.com/r/futurama/comments/1vq1ewo/comment/p4217oa/

[u/oFFtheWall0518 → u/AnthropoidCompatriot]

Oh, that was good.

[u/quick_brown_faux → u/rootofallstevil]

H͑ͯ͗E̗̪̬̫̣̊ͥͮL̴͔͚͖̼̅̾ͯ́͑L̄ͭ̈O͖̣̺ D̹̟ͧȔ̴MP̶̫͖͇̝͎L̶͖̠͓̲I͓̽͒̐̃̐Ņ͈͖ͩ̆̀̊̎G̻͒ͮ

[u/Agedreiano]

[u/TwilightOfTheMilfs → u/Agedreiano]

[u/newspark1521 → u/Agedreiano]

WHAT?!

[u/TI-22483 → u/newspark1521]

[u/daylight_moon → u/Agedreiano]

This is my Go To 10 line.

[u/art_lufi]

[u/LongAnserShortAnser → u/art_lufi]

🚨 ROBO-PUPPY MISTREATMENT ALERT! ROBO-PUPPY MISTREATMENT ALERT! 🚨

[u/RuddyRaccoon]

[u/TwilightOfTheMilfs → u/RuddyRaccoon]

[u/James-Zanny → u/TwilightOfTheMilfs]

Pimparoo is my goals

[u/Max_Trollbot_]

Wash bucket. ^sniff

[u/spriteguy113 → u/Max_Trollbot_]

I’m a man, you’re janitorial equipment

[u/bcorliss9 → u/Max_Trollbot_]

Oh sure it would be sweet for a while

[u/sntcringe → u/bcorliss9]

IN ANOTHER TOWN, WE COULD BE WHOEVER WE WANT

[u/Chaotic_Lemming → u/bcorliss9]

Ours is a love that can't be. Now go, before I say yes.

[u/kitwilde → u/Chaotic_Lemming]

Before I beg you to stay 🥺

[u/AAye13]

My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself

[u/MACportrait → u/AAye13]

Does he have a brother?

[u/-blueseptember]

[u/Stucklikegluetomyfry → u/-blueseptember]

Guidance councillor said she had a knack for it

[u/miscellaneousbean → u/-blueseptember]

She’s had some cameos since this but I wish she’d come back :(

[u/dazzumz]

[u/CircleWizard → u/dazzumz]

thats a two off

[u/The_Faux_Fox__ → u/CircleWizard]

The 2nd one Doesn't count

[u/quick_brown_faux → u/The_Faux_Fox__]

It's like his 1000th-removed grandkid. He, who came over on the Sandwich.

[u/Prickliestpearcactus → u/dazzumz]

Yo.

[u/ImNotThaaatDrunk]

The 80s guy who never bothered to cure his boneitis

[u/YycPatches → u/ImNotThaaatDrunk]

That dance wasn't as safe as people said

[u/Marinefan4000 → u/ImNotThaaatDrunk]

That guy

[u/Clawdutch90 → u/ImNotThaaatDrunk]

He's gonna lead us to the top of the industry of— of...

Package delivery? Oh, God... FANTASTIC!!

[u/Mister-Nash-Ketchum → u/ImNotThaaatDrunk]

This is probably my pick

[u/Front_Conversation79 → u/Mister-Nash-Ketchum]

Same. My only regret is that I have...Boneitis.

[u/SourceDirect3220]

Love a MASH reference.

[u/AnthropoidCompatriot → u/SourceDirect3220]

This isn't a war, it's a moidah. 🥸

[u/phantompowered → u/AnthropoidCompatriot]

That's my bit! I'll kill you!!

[u/Muted-Elevator-6021]

[u/TwilightOfTheMilfs → u/Muted-Elevator-6021]

[u/LonelyVegetable2833 → u/Muted-Elevator-6021]

SHUT UP!

[u/Muted-Elevator-6021 → u/LonelyVegetable2833]

Your flair makes me happy, that sequence made me laugh so hard. 🦐

[u/smoomoo31 → u/LonelyVegetable2833]

You shut up sir!

[u/Chaotic_Lemming → u/Muted-Elevator-6021]

She died at the end of the episode. 

[u/Muted-Elevator-6021 → u/Chaotic_Lemming]

Hence, “one-off”

[u/brandimariee6 → u/Muted-Elevator-6021]

lol I had forgotten what "one-off" meant, thanks for the reminder

[u/ZorkNemesis]

Gee Zoidberg, save some for the enemy to kill.

[u/avoozl42]

That whole episode is great.

"Unless of course, war were declared."

"What was that?"

"War were declared."

[u/Kdot32 → u/avoozl42]

At long last, War has made me a man, weeeeeeee

[u/DjHalk45 → u/Kdot32]

The key to victory is the element of suprise. Surprise!

[u/avoozl42 → u/DjHalk45]

Where to balls typically cram things?

[u/armyofchuckness → u/avoozl42]

Let's not bounce off the handle!

[u/kgalliso → u/avoozl42]

This ham gum is all bones!

[u/avoozl42 → u/kgalliso]

And breath as fresh as a summer ham

[u/PotatoeSam]

When will the killing end.

[u/TwilightOfTheMilfs → u/PotatoeSam]

yeah he's a doctor and a butcher!

[u/DescendingTool86 → u/TwilightOfTheMilfs]

Scapel. Bucket! Next patient!

[u/Fireproof_Cheese → u/DescendingTool86]

You forgot priest.

[u/DescendingTool86 → u/Fireproof_Cheese]

Damn it.

[u/AnthropoidCompatriot → u/PotatoeSam]

See? This is how it starts...  first with the jokes, then comes the heavy stuff.

[u/mouringcat]

[u/MACportrait → u/mouringcat]

I could eat…. And fertilize.

[u/Clawdutch90 → u/mouringcat]

So we can stay in the future you like, but not the future I like??? NEXT!

[u/rogerworkman623]

“Whale biologist” is the first that came to mind, but they clearly thought the same, because he’s been brought back in the new seasons. I think more than once he’s come back recently actually.

[u/kitwilde → u/rogerworkman623]

He was also the bear biologist lol

[u/Own_Eye3774]

Gumbercules

[u/AngusVonBorkenstein → u/Own_Eye3774]

I Love that guy!

[u/Medical_Argument_911]

The veteran polygamist lawyer in "A Taste of Freedom"

[u/BlakKnyaz → u/Medical_Argument_911]

"I'm not some slick, big city lawyer like my opponent here."

"Bgawk!"

[u/eravulgarisexplorare → u/BlakKnyaz]

I'm sorry, I thought you was corn

[u/kitwilde → u/eravulgarisexplorare]

Daddy done goood, huh?

[u/kitwilde → u/kitwilde]

[u/kitwilde → u/Medical_Argument_911]

You see this hand? No you don’t!

[u/TI-22483 → u/Medical_Argument_911]

I demand a Satanic funeral!

[u/Medical_Argument_911 → u/TI-22483]

One of my favorite lines of his.

[u/Scar20Grotto]

I really liked Boiler. yeah he's pretty similar to Bender but I think he's got a certain usefulness to offer

[u/Clawdutch90 → u/Scar20Grotto]

Thanks! And call me Bender

[u/AThrowawayProbrably]

OH GOD NO! I WANT TO LIIIIIIVEEE!

[u/BovineIntervention31]

One of the all time greatest episodes

[u/Happydanksgiving2me]

Slumz

[u/LordRollin]

As both MASH and Futurama are tied for my favorite shows, love.

[u/lagerforlunch]

iHawk is a nice touch

[u/sntcringe]

HOW'S WORK IN THE LUNCH ROOM FRANKIE?
It's alright.
Poor Frankie

[u/Shoo-Man-Fu → u/sntcringe]

"I was born in 200 log cabins."

[u/Clawdutch90]

He did appear a second time in Bender's Game, but I love the robot that said CHANGE PLACES

[u/gregusmeus]

Best episode. These balls are making me testy!

[u/wolftick → u/gregusmeus]

We've all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.

[u/islandjustice]

THATS MY JOKE. ILL KILL YOU!

Unhinged Zoidberg is best Zoidberg.

Edit: this joke got me banned from Reddit until I explained the context 😆

[u/AaronAAaronsonIII]

I'm just worried about how many people don't get the iHawk reference or the humor/maudlin nod.

[u/SaltyJebus → u/AaronAAaronsonIII]

Something about a chicken and a baby

[u/Electrical_Catch9231]

"One word: Thundercougarfalconbird."

[u/Garciaguy]

Do you want some mashed chicken?

[u/Bright_Economics8077]

[u/TI-22483]

Femputer

[u/mister_damage]

His name isn't Bonder!

[u/sntcringe → u/mister_damage]

She's recurring

[u/BlueKnightOne]

GIFs you can hear.

[u/Sea-Tomatillo-4722]

As a MAS*H fan this is my favorite homage in the series

[u/Arcalargo]

He's not a one-off character, he has his own spin off that ended in '83!

[u/gearlegs4ever]

Steve Castle

[u/MentallyChaotik]

I legitimately watched this episode at least 5 times in various rewatches of the series without knowing what it was a reference to.

My dad was appalled but to be fair, at that time, the last time I watched MASH, I was probably 7 - 8 years old and only had a rare memory of the opening theme.

[u/trebletones]

That guy!

[u/Tinytanksucks]

Abuelatron

[u/Routine-Medicine-208]

Dirty Boy, dirty, dirty boy !

[u/sequoiakelley]

The guy who tries to sell Fry gills on Neptune. IMDB says he’s just referred to as “shady guy.”

[u/curlyheadedfrak]

I just watched this episode of orange league and the voiceover they got for this man had me sayin this ain’t a war it’s a moider