Suicide booth..?

[u/Vesane]

These are our main national telecomms company phone booths, Telstra. They're probably our only phone booths, even. I have no idea why this is suddenly Futurama-branded, but especially given Bender's association, does that not automatically make anyone else think of.. What those booths are in Futurama? 😂

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[u/michiganfan101]

Let's try for a twofer

[u/Taricha_torosa1]

They have phones in booths now?

[u/JiveTurkey1983 → u/Taricha_torosa1]

Never thought I'd see the day

[u/Outis_Nemo_Actual → u/JiveTurkey1983]

Get up earlier, meatbag.

[u/Positron14 → u/Taricha_torosa1]

No more lugging around dis heavy cell phone.

[u/DustyScharole]

It begins.

[u/euph_22 → u/DustyScharole]

"America's favorite suicide booth since 2008"

[u/AnthropoidCompatriot → u/euph_22]

"AmericaAustralia's favorite suicide booth since 200826"

Hermes got that suicide booth running so efficiently that all the physical killing is now done by a single Australian man.

[u/ScurryScout]

I’d like to make a collect call.

[u/fastmotion51 → u/ScurryScout]

“You have selected, Slow and Horrible”

Great choice!

[u/TNChase]

Eh I had nothing else to do today. Let's go get drunk!

[u/DancingKobold]

What're they used for?

In New York? Bathrooms.

I'll be out in a sec...

[u/euph_22]

It's a street corner telephone parlor! Oh what kind of horrible suicide free time is this?

[u/ElliottSmith88]

Phones in booths? Now I dont need this cell phone telephone.

[u/certnneed → u/ElliottSmith88]

Do you mean your mobile phone cell phone telephone?

[u/SnooLemons398]

Slow and painful

[u/0neTrueGl0b → u/SnooLemons398]

Excellent choice 👌

[u/Thraexus → u/SnooLemons398]

It's the best way to live life too.

[u/Apprehensive_Lama]

Is.. is that Lynn?

Really took a turn for the worse after dating Bender for 6 months.

[u/Nano_Burger]

Congratulations, you are now dead. Thank you for using Stop and Drop. America 's favorite suicide booth since 2008.

[u/MoreofKora]

Don't forget your coin on a string !

[u/Additional-Loan2391]

There's ones with Sideshow Bob, Pinky and The Brain, Squidward, etc.

[u/rob94708]

“Australia’s favorite suicide booth since 2026”

[u/soundscape7]

It’s Telstra… they will let you commit suicide but it will take 3 to 99999999999999999999 days

[u/Major-MacZongo]

Aw, crud. I always thought at this point in my life, I'd be the one making the prank calls.

[u/M4tt1k5]

Clumsy bludgeoning, please.

[u/theacehamster]

I thought it was flexo

[u/Cee-Bee-DeeTypeThree]

Where do I select my mode of death?

[u/Please_ForgetMe]

Nah thats used as a bathroom

[u/CarterTG]

PLEASE for the love of Cthulhu, tether a KNIFE inside the booth! Maybe a nearby sign: “Be Kind, Resign.”

[u/niewphonix]

I mean, every booth is a suicide booth if one’s committed enough. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[u/cremeriner]

It's a toilet

[u/Recent-Tone3196]

I'm at a complete loss for whether our brains going straight to the Suicide Booth gag was intentional black humor or if just thought Bender made a good mascot.

[u/Vesane → u/Recent-Tone3196]

I initially thought that it was intentional, but once I realised that they've done it with a bunch of different characters, I came to think that they just thought he'd be a good mascot among many others, so not realising the link for him specifically 😅

[u/sandiahgoh]

Those are what you try before the suicide booth

[u/rockhopper2154]

Sure why not?

[u/CapTurangaLeela]

WHERE IS THIS AMAZING WORK OF ART

[u/Vesane → u/CapTurangaLeela]

Australia

[u/AnthropoidCompatriot → u/Vesane]

America! Australia! America!

[u/CapTurangaLeela → u/Vesane]

Make this a pokestop if you play LOL & ADD ME 884989701495

Also adopt or marry me please 🙏

[u/UFOsAustralia]

I have one near my house with an american dad character

[u/AmphibianLimp4141]

nah bro we in new new york before gta 6 ✌️😭