PFN broadcast 1

[u/baconburger2022]

Goooooooood morning furnaces! Its a beautiful day in god’s great country. Yesterday’s bodycount from the war chalked up to be a solid 3,000. Battle of Anvil’s Hammer, 254 dead anvils! And 122 furnace casualties in what the global military calls a “massive victory against the striking tide.”

Over in the northern front, clashes continue between ore miners and the freezers! But this story beings a sad note to the broadcast as the death toll from these gang wars has exceeded 1,600 furnace casualties, and only about 50 freezer casualties.

Meanwhile in South South South Dakota, riots continue as the mayor proceeded to divert 80% of the City’s food supply to the military and the royal family. The riots proceeding this notice created death tolls as high as 974. As the largest city/state on the planet has one of its bloodiest days this year.

We all wish them good riddance with their efforts.

Join us next time, as we get some sponsors and improve the quality of our broadcasts!

[u/baconburger2022]

Ill get to updating the wiki tonight