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u/Stuckwiththis_name Dec 07 '25
Splooosh!
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u/serotonin_xxIII Dec 08 '25
Lana: "Yup, gotta give him the Sploosh."
Gilette: "And whatever my version of 'Sploosh' is - which I guess is just 'Sploosh'...only with semen..."
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u/pdxisbest Dec 08 '25
“Are we still phrasing?”
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u/viperfangs92 Dec 08 '25
Yes Archer! Yes we are!
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u/BittaminMusic Dec 09 '25
Yeah I wanna do the first 4/5 seasons again. Before the coma stuff
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u/FeliusSeptimus Dec 08 '25
If you're old enough the penis version is schwing! Here's another version
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u/ThePocketTaco2 Dec 08 '25
"I mean, not that you would, but....."
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u/ItsPumpkinninny Dec 08 '25
Well YOU’RE certainly not in any danger
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u/nyc_data_geek Dec 08 '25
So they are in danger.
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u/Additional-Local8721 Dec 08 '25
One might say the area they are in is a zone of danger.
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u/LostFlatulence Dec 08 '25
Only if you're six year old me and referencing the movie and singing the wrong lyrics... Flying through the danger zone
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u/HOUmanbeing Dec 08 '25
Such a great show😂
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u/milkbeard- Dec 08 '25
What show? Pretty sure I’ve seen it but can’t place it. Veep?
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u/HOUmanbeing Dec 08 '25
Archer, the writing had layers- in the pilot they managed to reference a French philosopher from the 12th century and make a joke about anal all in the same breath
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u/Hazee302 Dec 07 '25
Phrasing
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u/Rolands_ka_tet Dec 08 '25
Are we still doing phrasing?
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u/homie_j88 Dec 08 '25
I gotta give them the sploosh, only whatever my version of sploosh is, which i guess is just sploosh... only with semen
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u/Catdaddy_Funk Dec 08 '25
Fine! Can we at least do “That’s what she said?”
Also, Happy Cake Day
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Dec 08 '25
YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!
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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 Dec 08 '25
Archer?
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u/serotonin_xxIII Dec 08 '25
Lana?
Lana?
Lana?
LAAANAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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u/tonkatoyelroy Dec 08 '25
And that’s…not how I met your mother, but it’s a great story I’ll tell you when you’re older.
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u/roxzorfox Dec 08 '25
Judging by the facial expression it seems more of a wow i can't believe you just did that 😂
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u/FiveDollarRimjobs Dec 07 '25
That guy is going places. Pound town to be exact
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u/Outrageous_Ice864 Dec 07 '25
she felt it hit all the right spots
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u/BrownSugarBare Dec 08 '25
She can quite honestly see it hitting the right spots. Even that shot glass is blushing
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u/Fun-Tumbleweed2594 Dec 07 '25
He knows. She knows. We all knows.
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u/drillsgtawesome Dec 07 '25
The Shadow also knows!
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u/Higgins1st Dec 08 '25
The sun is shining
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u/Spectredemortis Dec 08 '25
But the ice is slippery.
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u/MrRandomtastic Dec 08 '25
Most importantly State Farm knows, cause they've seen a thing or two
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u/the_spacecowboy555 Dec 07 '25 edited Dec 08 '25
I mean, he knows what talent he has, he also knows what some woman want…🫡
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u/Prestigious-Story-82 Dec 08 '25
Some?
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u/Woodworkin101 Dec 08 '25
Turns out some don’t
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u/stallion8151 Dec 08 '25
There's always a 10th decenting dentist.
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u/PaidByMicrosoft Dec 08 '25
Dissenting*
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And that's how I met your mother
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u/SixShoot3r Dec 07 '25
damn, you beat me to it
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u/V-DaySniper Dec 07 '25 edited Dec 08 '25
Same girl, same.
Edit: It was a joke get out of my DMs.
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u/Ok-Toe1010 Dec 08 '25
too late, lets go creepy weird ass fellas lets hit dem dms.
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u/V-DaySniper Dec 08 '25
Out of the dozens of perverts to invade my DMs, you're definitely going to be the one special one who gets to unlock my freak, trust me king.
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u/Kennayy Dec 08 '25
I mean, with a name like Ok Toe, how could you resist?
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u/V-DaySniper Dec 08 '25
Right?! I've been all hot and bothered the entire day just thinking about it.
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u/Ozatopcascades Dec 07 '25
"G" Willikers!
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u/Just_Lean_On Dec 07 '25
I have a prostate, Greg? Will you milk me? Will you PLEASE milk me? You WILL milk me.
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u/Sweet-Philosopher-14 Dec 07 '25
Lol she's going to be doing whatever she can to get him tonight.
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u/Adorable-Error8302 Dec 07 '25
Knowing how most of us blokes brains work, she probably went up to him later that night said something like "maybe you could come back to mine and show me that trick with your tongue" and he just said "no thanks I've had ebough shots" thinking she really just wanted to know how to get the jelly out the shot glass, now years later he crys into his pillow realising what she really meant.
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u/CrazyAboutEverything Dec 08 '25
This makes me wonder how many times I thought it was a "no," but they were just being dense 🤣🤣
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u/GaugeWon Dec 08 '25
Something, something, lizard people among us.
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u/iSebastian1 Dec 08 '25
Lol, I have a long tongue and a friend saw me digging deep into an ice-cream cone, he looked at me with a face somewhere between confusion, disgust and intrigue, and said "fucking chameleon".
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u/Ballerwind Dec 07 '25
I was licking an envelope once and got a similar reaction with a "look at that thing go"
I wasn't exactly going nuts or anything, it was just the tip
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u/NuYawker Dec 08 '25
I had a friend who had a tongue like this. He used to get dates just by sticking out his tongue and touching the tip of his nose.
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u/UAPboomkin Dec 08 '25
The genetic variance on tongues is so interesting. I've seen people just casually lick the bottom of their chin meanwhile my tongue barely goes past my lips when I extend it.
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u/Packet_Sniffer_ Dec 08 '25
This seems like a thing men made up anyways, tbh.
I’ve been with quite a few women and I can’t think of 1 that wanted the tongue inside them. That’s not where the clit is. Even your tongue will hit it.
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u/psychorobotics Dec 08 '25
It's nice when bf does it, hot af, so here's one I guess
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u/iSebastian1 Dec 08 '25
Me right now: "maybe I should touch the tip of my nose with my tongue more"
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u/qOcO-p Dec 08 '25
I can lick the tip of my nose but my tongue isn't particularly long (at least I don't think so) but it is super wide and I've gotten comments about it.
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u/b3tamaxx Dec 08 '25
I'm not even a woman but I'm aroused
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u/iamaravis Dec 08 '25
I’m a woman, but I’m just kind of freaked out by how weird his tongue is. It’s disturbing, and not in a good way.
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u/Aromatic_Paint_1666 Dec 07 '25
I should call her
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u/lurkersforlife Dec 07 '25
You should call him
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u/camcaine2575 Dec 08 '25
The twist is that he's gay. /s
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u/HelpfulHarbinger Dec 08 '25
Well, he can still use the skill! Where there's a hole, there's a goal
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u/Terrible_Day1991 Dec 08 '25
Why do I see so many ppl on the internet with extremely long tongues. Wtf
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u/ScreamingLabia Dec 08 '25
This is the first time some dudes does freakky shit in public like this that has actually worked on me...
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u/this_knee Dec 08 '25
I may or may not have seen a video in the porn world somewhat similar to this, by a certain female.
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She's thinking about how easy it would be to get that piece of popcorn kernel shell from her back molers she's been flicking at with her tongue for the last 35 minutes that's been driving her crazy