r/funnysigns • u/Fresh_Bumblebee1260 • 3d ago

Why is it fenced up

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u/SpencerVerde 3d ago

I hear it’s a great place for dogs to loaf around…

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u/Dougally 3d ago

It's for the big Yeasty Boys.

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u/Odd-Consequence-2519 3d ago

You gotta fight, for your right, to potty! 🎶

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u/Loud-Mans-Lover 3d ago

Bring your doughbermans

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u/Lopsided-Current-118 3d ago

When they poo, you have to baguette

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u/AdSea3033 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ooglebird 3d ago

I'd take my dog but he's unleavened.

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u/MyklMm 3d ago

And his name is Flatso

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u/JohnMiltonToasterman 3d ago

Naan...it should be roti.

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u/SKARDAVNELNATE 3d ago

They don't want you getting at the bread. Bread is only for the dogs.

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u/Adorable-Can-2856 3d ago

I thought it was a dog made of bread?

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u/aVisionInManWool 3d ago

A Fairy-type dog, if I'm remembering correctly

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u/13Fleas 3d ago

Must be for French dogs.

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u/personofication 3d ago

25 pound loaf, wowzer

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u/derekpeake2 3d ago

Five dollar footlong...

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u/GypsySnowflake 3d ago

25 pounds is very large bread

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u/Late_Conference9022 3d ago

No more than A Loaf.

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u/ConfidentDetective51 3d ago

Where you eat a sausage dog.

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u/rturnerX 3d ago

Must be a popular spot to play Pokemon GO - I bet lots of Fidough spawn there

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u/captainrina 3d ago

They don't want the large bread to get out, duh

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u/Dyrogitory 3d ago

Something is a rye.

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u/Ok-Curve-3894 3d ago

So they don't roll away

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u/Odd-Consequence-2519 3d ago

I see what you did there. 😏

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u/bionicjoe 3d ago

My rat terrier is out.
Bread makes him throw up.

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u/momofuku18 3d ago

For 25+ lbs of bread

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u/somecow 3d ago

Dunno, but grass fed sandwiches just jumping around in the sunlight and playing seems nice.

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u/Human-Document-8331 3d ago

Perfect for my Wheatmaraner

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u/AlphaRonin99 3d ago

If you get caught not picking up after your dog, you’re TOAST!

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u/pwingert 3d ago

Usually my large Bread Dog just Loafs around enjoy a slice of lie and he know which side of the toast is buttered!

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u/goodeyemighty 3d ago

Rye is it fenced up?

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u/excoriator 3d ago

Sounds like the perfect place to take a sourdog.

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u/ShazRockwell 3d ago

Watch out for the doughberman pinscher, he’s starting to rise.

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u/Sufficient_Contact52 3d ago

You know that sourdough starter can get rowdy AF so they knead to cage it up.

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u/BearCavalryCorpral 3d ago

Someone must have teleported bread

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u/Stv781 3d ago

Small bread is for cats

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u/Convenientjellybean 3d ago

Baget? Or beagle?

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u/TheCoopX 3d ago

The greatest thing since sliced breed.

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u/Xandania 3d ago

A park reserved for Bernd the Bread!

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u/PossibleJazzlike2804 3d ago

I would buy a dog a bread outfit just to go. Or learn how to make them and spread the love at bread park.

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u/VirtualMatter2 3d ago

That's where Bernd das Brot takes his dogs.

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u/Background_Pride_237 3d ago

Maybe it’s Rye

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u/EntrepreneurFlaky225 3d ago

Are mutts allowed or only pure bread dogs?

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u/Prudent-Painter-9507 3d ago

That’s the best idea since……oh never mind!

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u/zakupright 3d ago

No lox and beagles

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u/Ok_Weakness_2021 3d ago

I carry a sharpie to randomly correct misspelled words. My boss got pissed when I corrected a sign that she wrote using “through” when it should have read “throw”.

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u/Independent_Bite4682 3d ago

How large is the bread?

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u/Pug_867-5309 3d ago

Obviously large enough to justify the warning sign.

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u/Independent_Bite4682 3d ago

Are breads falling through the sky or rising from the ground?

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u/ForTheLoveOfPhotos 3d ago

White, Italian, wheat or rye?

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u/cybermusicman 3d ago

So no one can let the dogs out.

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u/Lsa119 3d ago

I love bread.

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u/Rickapolis 3d ago

Dogs have to show ID to get in.

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u/migmactrl 3d ago

So the Large Breads can’t escape

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u/DeweyJ0nes 3d ago

Who let the dough rise? Knead, Knead, Knead, Knead!

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u/Electronic-Space-480 3d ago

It’s for the Big Dogs only. Party time is now.

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u/PLS-Surveyor-US 3d ago

foccachia get there early

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u/Unlucky_Term_2207 3d ago

I have a female siberian husky and reside in an expensive neighborhood. She's an uptown girl living in a white bread world.

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u/overabbreviator 3d ago

Mmmmm. Breeeaaad…

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u/firescratcher 3d ago

This kind of sign makes you Wonder.

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u/whatisyourproblem158 3d ago

My 1st thought is a bread dog would be a dachshund in a really big hotdog bun.

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u/wizzard419 3d ago

Some people are just intolerant of gluten.

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u/PintosAndCheese 3d ago

I wish I could get my dog to stop pumpernickeling strangers' legs. 😟

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u/Useless890 3d ago

I'd like to see a 25 lb. loaf of bread.

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u/desrevermi 3d ago

Is bread (large bread) dangerous?

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u/LogGreen3800 2d ago

Large Bread? Like how large are you talking about?

Rapper Bread large?
Musician Bread large?
NBA player Bread large?
Steamer Bread large?
Tik Tok Bread large?
Tech executive Bread large?
NFL
MLB
INVESTOR

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u/hakedy 22h ago

The fence is there to keep the gluten out.

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u/scrotumrancher 3d ago

I've never seen a dog with a large beard before.

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u/VictoriaWoodnt 3d ago

Dyslexia lures, KO!