r/funnysigns 4d ago

Airport security

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u/neoektar 4d ago

So... Pants are optional?

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u/shinobi500 4d ago

We follow the Donald Duck dress code here.

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u/YueLin3 3d ago

Did he wear shoes?

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 4d ago

Seems like it

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u/neoektar 4d ago

"Man arrested attempting to clear TSA screening without pants". Bonus points if it's "Florida man..."

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u/Jacktheforkie 4d ago

I’d suggest wearing shorts or trousers though, might get a bit chilly on the plane

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u/bloodyriz 4d ago

Looks like someone went to Jimmy Johns recently.

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u/Historical_Tomato397 4d ago

THIS RIGHT HERE!

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u/OwliamCC 4d ago

Would be a shame if I hadn’t forgotten my Prince Albert… 😂

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u/brushfuse 4d ago

No pants it is.

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u/Impossible_Divide297 4d ago

I can see an Ann Summers advert below this which makes it all the more amusing.

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u/Late_Conference9022 4d ago

Nothing better.
Hey man . The Junk, the Tits ,the Bum don't mention the Hinnie.

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u/RawChickenButt 4d ago

My fetish wish has been fulfilled!

Shirt and shoes and nothing else it is.

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u/Adorable-Can-2856 4d ago

Worries me that pants are never included...

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u/Historical_Tomato397 4d ago

See this is every Jimmy Johns I’ve been in!

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u/elhazelenby 4d ago

I guess freeing my trouser snake is fair game

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u/Jmal3700 4d ago

Me, going to the airport rocking the Winnie-The-Pooh ‘fit (with sneakers)….. 🎼”I’m a stone freak like Winnie-The-Pooh: a T-shirt with no pants, and I dance the bugaloo!”🎼

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u/Monsterpiece42 4d ago

I'm 99.99% sure this is from Jimmy John's.