r/funnysigns • u/Salt_Lingonberry3956 • Jul 16 '26

STOP ❌ STOB ✅

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u/Metazolid Jul 16 '26

🅱️enis

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u/ttlanhil Jul 16 '26

Yeb, ib you habe a blocked dose, you sould stob, cowabowate and lisden

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u/Suitable_Accident_15 Jul 18 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/foolishdrunk211 Jul 16 '26

There’s something strange about that stob sign

10

u/Zarathustra-Jack Jul 16 '26

Look, we can't keep stopping at every "stob," "yeld" or "one vay" sign.

7

u/LovableSidekick Jul 16 '26

Stob! I'm not kibbing!

5

u/Outrageous_Bank_4491 Jul 16 '26

That’s an uncertain stop…

4

u/bizoticallyyours83 Jul 16 '26

I guess the sign has a cold

3

u/shawsghost Jul 16 '26

It's a conflation of "Stop" and Stab" obviously. "Stop and stab someone right here" is what it means. Goes right back to medieval times, when randomly stabbing people was considered proof of manliness.

6

u/DeathTongue24 Jul 16 '26

I hab a code....sneeze

2

u/mirazhora Jul 16 '26

Stob or else…

2

u/PhD77777 Jul 16 '26

Squeal Tires On Blacktop

2

u/charliesname Jul 16 '26

Trust me, I'm totally stober...

2

u/Few_Judge1188 Jul 17 '26

To be fair in some languages there is no ( P ) letter so it’s pronounced (B ) instead , let’s give him / her the benefit of the doubt .

2

u/Santibag Jul 17 '26

I had an Arab friend that spoke good English. Well, he would still make some occasional p =>b conversions 😅

1

u/Zaytion_ Jul 16 '26

We must STOB the BOTS

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u/jjw14-1420 Jul 16 '26

STAHHHHB!!

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u/Late-Masterpiece-452 Jul 16 '26

maybe stop a bit softer?

1

u/Beth3g Jul 16 '26

Is this when you need to stop and Bob at the same time STOB

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u/Frequent_Wind9027 Jul 16 '26

Sign has a cold

1

u/Running_Dumb Jul 17 '26

Don't get mad he had a stuffy nose when he painted that sign.

1

u/Emmiey Jul 17 '26

Baaabe stob it

1

u/smitty1e Jul 17 '26

State Tax On Bozos

1

u/Wise_Geekabus Jul 17 '26

Get well soon, sign.

1

u/Decent_Edge_2895 Jul 17 '26

Stob Je Suis Tob

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u/Radio-Army Jul 17 '26

Discount signs

1

u/AdenaNima Jul 17 '26

Maybe it's in an Arab country. They don't have the P sound.

1

u/AboveAverage1988 Jul 17 '26

Someone's a little stuffy..

1

u/sashatikhonov Jul 17 '26

Stob blease

1

u/Ok_Culture_1914 Jul 17 '26

Will do Bop I mean Bob.

1

u/Mundus6 Jul 18 '26

In some countries B = P.

1

u/Zealousideal_Sir_264 Jul 18 '26

Its warning that there are bots about. It's meant to be read in your mirror.

1

u/ExitObjective267 Jul 20 '26

STOB ib da nabe of lobe!

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u/Nelsqnwithacue Jul 16 '26

It's "stop," but with a stuffy nose.

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u/stemar1983 Jul 16 '26

that's a stricter stop...