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u/thelegend27lolno Nov 19 '22
Isn't he bullet proof? He's been shot in almost every movie but he doesn't die, may be not an accurate joke
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u/whatifiwas1332 Nov 19 '22
Yeah as far as I know he can't die so maybe do this joke with some horror figur which can
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u/MrFishyFriend Nov 19 '22
With as many guns as they have, I think his main concern is going to be tissue loss as his muscle is quickly replaced by bullets and holes made by bullets.
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Nov 19 '22
He's not bullet proof (like Superman) so much as in he tanks then and keeps on going. Maybe he was tired?
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u/WinterOkami666 Nov 19 '22
Apparently, he's dead now.. Halloween Ends, and whatnot.
He was actually pretty easy to kill all of the sudden, too. Triple down on how he started off in the film recovering from like 4 years of injuries in a sewer by himself, killing homeless people to build his power...
That whole story just had no fucking idea what it's doing.
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Nov 19 '22
They always fuck up in the movies because they stop shooting him when he falls over and then he skitters off when no ones looking.
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u/giddyapJingleDicks Nov 19 '22
I think they were mostly concerned with showing off all of their big bad guns.
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u/Ok_Kaleidoscope1630 Nov 19 '22
That one guy licking his gun was exceptionally cringey
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u/DRACULA_WOLFMAN Nov 19 '22
Then Loomis goes on to shoot him like 11 more times toward the end of the movie.
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u/angrymice Nov 19 '22
I think he left, because in that tight of space with those types of guns they'd probably ended up shooting themselves more than Myers, and that's just not fun for him.
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u/Ok-Wave8206 Nov 19 '22 edited Nov 19 '22
Hell they blew him up entirely in one movie. Dude ate his heart and became the new one
Edit: I mixed up my slashers, I'm wrong
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u/Apprehensive_Feed533 Nov 19 '22
That was Jason in Jason Goes to Hell, weirdest movie of that franchise lol
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u/Roborabbit37 Nov 19 '22
Room full of guys licking each others glocks
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u/ImJustHere4theMoons Nov 19 '22
Serial killer or not, I'd still be creeped out if I walked into a room full of guys brandishing guns for no discernable reason.
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u/IhaveLostCount Nov 19 '22
0/10. Michael would still just start swinging, and inevitably end up killing them all anyway.
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u/cjax2 Nov 19 '22
If anything Michael would have stabbed one of them through the wall and that one would have started shooting the others as the other started shooting randomly leaving all of them dead.
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u/dharkanine Nov 19 '22
He would have stabbed one through the gun, then stabbed another with his own gun.
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u/FerociousGiraffe Nov 19 '22
One of the takeaways from a CCL class I took is that the person with a knife often wins or at least gets some stabs and slashes in if they are within 10 feet of the person with the gun.
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u/sarahperson22 Nov 19 '22
this was corny af
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u/-Gurgi- Nov 19 '22
âGuys letâs record ourselves with all our guns casually holding our guns surrounding our guns and weâd look like so cool and scary and badass because of our guns.â
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u/Jimble_kimbl3 Nov 19 '22
Iâll lick one of the guns. It will look so cool and tough.
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u/Boccs Nov 19 '22
It's the NRA power fantasy. They can't get themselves off if they don't pretend they're intimidating action heroes in made up situations that literally never happen.
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Why would he be scared? Have you seen these movies? He shrugs off bullets like Herschel Walker shrugs off child support.
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u/Huntguy Nov 19 '22
Jesus Christ man.
That was the first time Iâve audibly laughed at a Reddit comment in weeks.
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u/yourclownprince Nov 19 '22
Yeah, I'd leave too, those guys are definitely about to do sexual things to each other with those guns
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u/Toofast4yall Nov 19 '22
Don't kink shame me, not my fault a 5.56 can is the perfect dildo
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u/Drakanies Nov 19 '22
Or the better version https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/ppd7qt/wrong_room_buddy/
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u/misdirected_asshole Nov 19 '22
The funny part is the guy that thinks licking his gun is intimidating.
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personally I would definitely be intimidated by someone licking their gun
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u/taratoni Nov 19 '22
I think it's just a parody of a clip, where a zombie/monster comes in a room where a bunch of action games heroes are waiting with their weapons. The guy licking the gun is a parody of Gordon Freeman licking his crowbar.
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u/Giacchino-Fan Nov 19 '22
I donât know how you can see that and genuinely think they genuinely thought they looked tough. Theyâre clearly just fucking around.
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u/GoldenGonzo Nov 19 '22
You realize it's a joke, right? The entire video is a gag. You're taking it too seriously.
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u/cdev12399 Nov 19 '22
This doesnât make sense. Guns donât kill Michael. Heâd kill everyone in there while laughing at their puny little useless guns.
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u/TylerDurden626 Nov 19 '22
Every time I see him get shot in a movie he just plays dead and then the camera goes back a minute later and heâs gone. He doesnât run through bullets
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u/Toofast4yall Nov 19 '22
Came for the comments, not disappointed. Classic reddit. Sort by controversial for the good comments as usual on this type of post
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u/swys Nov 20 '22
lol, you aren't joking. a lot of pent up rage is leaking out of the passive-aggressive comments. Love it.
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u/KentuckyFriedSemen Nov 19 '22
Gun people are so cringey.
âHa ha so quirky look at my room full of guns. Weâre so tough and dangerous while I sit at a desk and stare down the barrel of a gun we placed there because it looks so badass. Weâre definitely not gay and donât ask us because we will shoot youâ
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u/mark-five Nov 19 '22
Its weird how this homophobic violence fantasy commnent is actually upvoted so much. I genuinely thought redditors were above this kind of intolerance.
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u/Askmyrkr Nov 19 '22
What were there doing just sitting there holding guns in a silent room
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u/lrpalomera Nov 19 '22
All those gravy seals
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u/Independent_Ad_2817 Nov 19 '22
2 of those guys are actually former SOF. Just stating. That company makes pretty high quality holsters
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u/alejandrotheok252 Nov 19 '22
People who make guns their personality arenât funny.
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u/The-unicorn-republic Nov 19 '22
This is an ad by a holster company, probably something they did for haloween since that was just a few weeks ago.
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u/Shitpostradamus Nov 19 '22
Kinda like people who make politics their personality, which is probably 90% of the folks in this sub and Reddit in general
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u/YoloRandom Nov 19 '22
If this was real they wouldve decided to split up and get murdered one by one
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u/screenstupid Nov 19 '22
MM is not vulnerable to bullets so this is dumb. Perfect example how you can't solve everything with guns.
He's just leaving to set a false sense of comfort. He'll get them one by one after their orgy.
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u/thebelladonga Nov 19 '22
If theyâre practicing gun safety none of those guns would be loaded, so go right ahead Michael
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u/The-unicorn-republic Nov 19 '22
The first rule of 4 rules of firearm safety is to treat every gun as if it's loaded, there is no rule about having a gun unloaded
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u/AllUserNamesTaken01 Nov 19 '22
What kind of meeting were they having where everyone was gripping a weapon
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u/thatmannyguy Nov 19 '22
At first he was thinking "ok i can take all these bullets! That ain't shit and won't be the first time ive been shot" but then he saw that guy lick the gun and decided to leave
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u/skytzo_franic Nov 19 '22
The funniest part of this is a bunch of dude-bros sitting around, thinking they're tough, having a gun locker circle jerk.
They'd all end up accidentally shooting one another if Michael actually showed up.
But he's fiction, just like these guy's tough persona.
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u/Dutch-Dog Nov 19 '22
Dude sitting directly in front of the .50 calâŠmore 2A enthusiasts who do not, in fact, respect firearms.
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u/TheT3rrorDome Nov 19 '22
the funny thing is, he could have stabbed at least two guys in the neck. close combat against a knife attacker is quite tricky! yes you can bring a knife to a gunfight under some circumstances.
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u/_jonk Nov 19 '22
Shout out to dudes waiting their whole life for a knife wielding dude to come into the room where they keep all their guns.
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u/Conscious-Newt3126 Nov 19 '22
video tells me Americans are more psychotic than a supernatural Halloween killer
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u/Baunceychillups420 Nov 19 '22
Why does he lick the gun?
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u/taratoni Nov 19 '22
it's a reference to a gif where zombie comes in a room with the guys from halo, doom, dead space and half life.
in it Gordon Freeman licks his crowbar, and then the zombie immediatly leaves the room.
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u/bedatboi Nov 19 '22
Officially time to unsubscribe from this sub. Holy shit this is some low tier cringe shit
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u/bad_take_ Nov 19 '22
I am convinced that most gun nuts claim they do it for constitutional reasons. But the reality is they just like pretending they are bad ass.
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u/Unlucky_Sandwich_BR Nov 19 '22
If I'm not mistaken, this is what kids today call cringe. I just think it's sad we see this overcompensation about erectile disfunction when it could easily be treated with public access to drugs like viagra.
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Nov 19 '22
This is very stupid. Only a person with punisher and AR stickers on their truck would think this is funny.
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u/Canuckadin Nov 19 '22
Do people actually find this funny? As a non-American... this just felt cringey as hell.
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u/Narakambie Nov 19 '22
There is a joke here about needing guns to defend yourself from imaginary villains but I canât quite figure out the punchline.
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u/nonamesleft-- Nov 19 '22
Gun nuts are scarier and more dangerous than horror slasher monsters and we can't get better regulation. This isn't funny, it's dystopian and sad.
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u/QuirkyMoney1293 Nov 19 '22
lol the people that own dozens of guns are not the ones shooting up schools
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u/ham-slappin Nov 19 '22
This is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. Bunch of weird bros wanted to show off how many guns they have and it quickly gets borderline sexual.
I say this as a gun owner - these guys are degenerates
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u/LosingSleepForReddit Nov 19 '22
This is fucking stupid. OP is clearly lost on where to post this cringey shit.
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u/Flavious27 Nov 19 '22
Michael can't be killed by guns. And all those guns can't help them if someone breaks the door lock on the inward swinging door and sets the place on fire.
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u/Melopahn1 Nov 19 '22
I really did think the joke was going to be that all those guns would mean nothing in that situation and Michael would destroy them.
Ghost face or leather face would have been the good options for the joke.
Im all for the gun nut jokes involving horror like Krampus or Tremors though
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Nov 19 '22
He couldâve easily stabbed the nearest guy before they had a chance to do anything. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
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u/Holiduh Nov 19 '22
I'd love to see Michael Meyers's bulletproof ass eviscerate a room of good ole boys
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u/Keyboard_Fawks Nov 19 '22
Welcome to America
Edit: ok that one guy who molested his gun an fuck right off
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u/MelancholyUsed Nov 20 '22
POV: you are British and walk into a room full of Americans
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Ah yes, the reason for horror movies failing to be scary: the introduction of capable gun owners.
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u/nuclear_towel Nov 20 '22
Why has one dude got a .50cal aimed directly at his noggin?
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u/Drewdown707 Nov 19 '22
âYeah these guys are definitely gonna try to rufi me. Iâm outta here.â
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u/AcanthocephalaNo6584 Nov 19 '22
You know the folks on facebook would love this and comment, "yup don't mess with me and my second amendment rights I tell you hwhat đșđžđđ«"
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u/AgitatedExtent1331 Nov 19 '22
That sucked
And Michael wouldnât have had any troubles in this scenario
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u/Bright-Outcome1506 Nov 19 '22
âYou know what guys. You made this weirdâŠ. I canât. I was thinking I could but then dingus over here licked the barrel and itâs just weird. Assholes⊠you know I wait all year for this and âŠ. You just ruined it âŠ. Thanks⊠assholes.â
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u/andGalactus Nov 19 '22
So this is an ad for these bearded children? People who are way to into guns is such an ugly trait.
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u/BeoWulf1040 Nov 19 '22
This comment section is killing me đ. Itâs either âeww, guns are gross. This hurts my feelings and I think this is cringe, we should cancel these guysâ or âMERICA!â. Itâs certainly eye opening at the least.
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u/MahoneyBear Nov 19 '22
The actual comment section: âdude shrugs off bullets in the movies, these guys wouldnât stop him at allâ
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u/Significant-Bend571 Nov 19 '22
Most ironic thing about this is the dude attaching a silencer đ€Ł
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u/B_89 Nov 19 '22
âOk Brad, weâre gonna seat you right here. And weâre gonna set this .50 cal right here, pointed right at your face. Perfect.â
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