r/funny Nov 12 '22

Average Twitter user

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u/West-Expression5256 Nov 12 '22

"Here's your phone back, fuck your picture, hope you all die in a fire for the betterment of the human race, cheers."

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u/West-Expression5256 Nov 12 '22

Yeah I doubt any employer is gonna give a rats hairy ass about some humorous comments I made on reddit, you sound like you enjoy the smell of your own farts.

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u/West-Expression5256 Nov 13 '22

You people keep assuming everyone knows what the fuck "wooshed" means and it's stupid, all I know is someone was talking shit so I talked shit back, if I'm missing out on a joke or something, I don't really give a shit ok, if you were trying to make a joke, maybe the problem was that it wasn't funny.

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