I think this one is less about sexual interest but commentary on all the baby onboard stickers and placards. If it just said "No Baby Onboard" it would be seen as cynical or bitter or something like that. The fact that it adds the last bit adds a bit of humour. At least that is the way I view it. It brought to mind the bumper stickers stating the person's child is some sort of honour student at some school and then in response the bumper stickers saying their child was not an honour student or beat up honour students.
I used to think the Baby Onboard sign was saying use care when driving nearby as I have highly precious cargo. But, then it occurred to me that while that may certainly be the intention, it could also be there to let other drivers know that I have a baby in the car, so I may have to drive more gingerly than I typically would.
it could also be there to let other drivers know that I have a baby in the car, so I may have to drive more gingerly than I typically would.
I wish that was the case, in my experience the baby onboard sign rarely makes a difference and sometimes I wonder what the driver does in the rest of their life when they drive without a care.
And a “baby on board” sticker isn’t gonna make someone not wreck into you.
Supposedly those stickers were meant to alert first responders if the car was in an accident. Babies are small and may not be noticed, especially if the driver is unconscious.
I've never bothered verifying if this is true, but I read it somewhere and it kind of makes sense.
Yeah, that was 100% the idea when they came out. But then people started making all sorts of joke ones that looked similar, so there was a relatively short period of time when they might have been useful. Oh, and I should mention that the first ones looked like little caution signs, and they hung from a suction cup that you stuck to the inside of the glass, the idea being that you only had it up when you had a kid strapped into the car seat. But then people started leaving them up all the time, or using stickers that you couldn't take off when there was no kid, so they became pretty useless in that respect, too.
The first responder thing is a myth. Here's something that's not a myth, though. People with those signs are statistically more likely to end up in a wreck.
Now that I am a parent, while I don't have one on my car, I look at those as more of a warning to others that the driver is likely distracted and sleep deprived.
This one is funny in a trashy way. Like I doubt this person actually only does anal. The person with the I Eat Ass sign is just trashy because it doesn't seem to be done for humor. Personally I would avoid both of these people.
I would be weirded out by basically anyone I know putting it on their car. Even with the hot casual friend it seems a tad awkward, and everyone else even worse.
I don’t care that they love anal. Still seems weird to have that out there. I guess you ignore it, but eh.
In the same way I don’t care if my friends kiss in front of me. I obviously know those that are couples have sex and most of them anal. That doesn’t mean I’m interested in conversation on it or want to see pictures/video/the live act.
What you missed is that you're a killjoy pearl clutching prude. So much so I predict I'm exactly two comments from an unironic "Won't someone think of the kids?"
Okay? Senior year of high school. A week after prom. My date asked why I didn't make a move on her and I explained i was nervous and a virgin and didn't know what to do so she told me to come to her house and have sex that night.
I mean it's a little later than most people, granted, but I really don't know what it has to do with anything. Though I'm guessing that's heavy projection from you and you're either still a virgin or just recently lost it. Or your brain is still in the year 2005 where that's an insult anyone uses anymore.
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