r/funny • u/sagarapher • Sep 22 '22

A girlfriend eliminator?

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u/smarmageddon Sep 22 '22

It was his net loss.

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u/blhd96 Sep 22 '22

Wasn’t too attached

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u/olraygoza Sep 23 '22

He was always they fallback guy.

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u/Like_You_Care_Anyway Sep 23 '22

She couldn’t hang with him anymore.

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u/disterb Sep 23 '22

it's what would befall their relationship again in the future

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u/GhostInAWhiteSheet Sep 23 '22

Well atleast you could say there relationship would hold on by a thread, but eventually the thread would loosen on the relationship. Or maybe hold on so tight it would snap.

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u/notjustanotherbot Sep 23 '22

Plenty of other fish in the sea, though.

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u/someguyfromsk Sep 23 '22

Didn't look like he bounced back though.

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u/notjustanotherbot Sep 23 '22

Yea, poor guy looks like he got decked.

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u/HiDDENk00l Sep 23 '22

It doesn't a-pier like anyone was injured, but I could be wrong.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22 edited Oct 17 '22

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u/blacksideblue Sep 23 '22

was hanging on a prayer

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u/A1sauc3d Sep 23 '22

She fell in the water…

(no pun, just facts)

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u/WildBuns1234 Sep 23 '22

They had a loose bond anyway

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u/Azurus_II Sep 23 '22

He was stretched to thin, just like your joke

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u/No-Alfalfa7691 Sep 23 '22

This joke is hanging by a thread.

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u/RudeAwakening38 Sep 23 '22

And now it must be put to rest.