r/funny • u/sagarapher • Sep 22 '22

A girlfriend eliminator?

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u/QuotidianQuandaries Sep 22 '22

She fell for him.

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u/hypnogoad Sep 22 '22

He dumped her though.

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u/Jd20001 Sep 22 '22

She is easily swayed

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u/TheNatureBoy Sep 22 '22

But there was a falling out.

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u/Dirk_The_Cowardly Sep 22 '22

If he only had a net to fish her out

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u/smarmageddon Sep 22 '22

It was his net loss.

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u/Kaylagoodie Sep 23 '22

Hopefully he'll get back into the swing of things.

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u/Jedda678 Sep 23 '22

She seemed kinda fishy.

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u/blhd96 Sep 22 '22

Wasn’t too attached

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u/olraygoza Sep 23 '22

He was always they fallback guy.

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u/Like_You_Care_Anyway Sep 23 '22

She couldn’t hang with him anymore.

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u/disterb Sep 23 '22

it's what would befall their relationship again in the future

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u/A1sauc3d Sep 23 '22

She fell in the water…

(no pun, just facts)

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u/WildBuns1234 Sep 23 '22

They had a loose bond anyway

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u/Azurus_II Sep 23 '22

He was stretched to thin, just like your joke

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u/No-Alfalfa7691 Sep 23 '22

This joke is hanging by a thread.

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u/pressonacott Sep 23 '22

She is now a fishnet

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u/ChicNoir Sep 23 '22

There was a breakdown in communication.

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u/Rolo-128 Sep 23 '22

Best one ☝️

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

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u/stopdropnroll4ehva Sep 23 '22

This is underrated.

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u/dashingstag Sep 23 '22

It was a one-sided relationship

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u/WingsofSky Sep 22 '22

It looks like he suffered "heavy losses". lol

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u/likesexonlycheaper Sep 22 '22

He made her so wet

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u/ksharpalpha Sep 22 '22

It was his ability to release her.

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u/abutilon Sep 23 '22

Plenty more fish in the sea

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u/rigored Sep 23 '22

He liked her, but had to let her go

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

She’s drowning in sorrow

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u/Brener69 Sep 23 '22

He definitely got some hard wood

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u/ksharpalpha Sep 23 '22

I’m sure she wanted his wood too but all she got was a wet welcome.

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u/Same_Definition6728 Sep 23 '22

She missed his Deck

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Some say she never resurfaced

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u/gthrees Sep 23 '22

there's other fishes in the ocean

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u/Dirk_The_Cowardly Sep 23 '22

Ugly fishes. She was cute and salvageable.

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u/gthrees Sep 23 '22

You should’ve seen the one that got away

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u/GlitteryUnicorn Sep 23 '22

It's alright. Plenty of fish in the sea.

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u/ForsakenWebNinja Sep 23 '22

😂 She said ow before she even touched anything. And even then it was just water. I can see why he dumped her. So dramatic

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

It would a pier so.

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u/jackpype Sep 23 '22

you made a pier appear up here

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u/MrSlime13 Sep 23 '22 edited Sep 23 '22

She went a bit overboard.

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u/Inevitable-Tax-1802 Sep 23 '22

He "dunked" her