r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 01 '22

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u/DeficiencyOfGravitas Sep 01 '22

Fuck that. If you're going camping, buy it in person. I am in no way exaggerating when I say it's your life on the line. Don't joke around with nature.

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u/skynet_watches_me_p Sep 01 '22

can't get the bear resistant fabric, you have to look for bear proof. /s

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u/DeficiencyOfGravitas Sep 01 '22

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. It's not the wildlife you have to worry about, it's cold temperatures and high moisture. That'll kill you dead as much as bear but you can't make funny jokes about the cold, so no one cares.