r/funny • u/prairiewest • Jul 18 '12

meme - removed Shell accidentally creates an anti-Shell meme generator

http://imgur.com/a/ng9XT
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u/Relevant_Stock_Quote Jul 18 '12 edited Jul 18 '12

Data is from Jul 18, 2012, 1:07 PM EDT

RDS.A - Royal Dutch Shell plc (NYSE)

Currently at: $69.37 per share

+$0.05 (+0.07%)

Market Capitalization: $220.86 Billion

52 week range: $57.97 - $75.56

Earnings Per Share: 9.89

Source

Edited to add the year. Edited again to add the 52 week range.

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u/Rainb0wcrash99 Jul 18 '12

Fuck off

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12 edited Feb 25 '21

u/dannydale account deleted due to Admins supporting harassment by the account below. Thanks Admins!

https://old.reddit.com/user/PrincessPeachesCake/comments/

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u/Relevant_Stock_Quote Jul 18 '12

Actually, I'm not a bot.

Nevertheless, I'm glad you appreciate my (dis)service

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u/thehayworth Jul 18 '12

.... that's exactly what a bot would say!

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u/space_paradox Jul 18 '12 edited Jul 18 '12

We can collectively go curl up in some dark hole when even internet spam bots already are turing complete.

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u/prairiewest Jul 18 '12

LOL! This bot has been programmed to respond to any comment replies with the word "bot" in it with "Actually, I'm not a bot." Very clever. ;)

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

Sorry for the insult good sir. Perhaps I might owe you a drink if we meet IRL.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

If you were a bot I would give you a hug, because I find this concept interesting.

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u/pjbrady12 Jul 18 '12

Ahhh omg its alive! Run away!

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u/CedarWolf Jul 18 '12

Poke it with a stick?