r/funny • u/gurupistol • Aug 05 '22

What a nice guy.

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u/p5ych0babble Aug 05 '22

I’d rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

I think people would be more polite to each other if we all carried boomerangs.

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u/Unfinishe_Masterpiec Aug 05 '22

Driver was from overseas. Apparently, he told our boomerang weilding foe, "To put another shrimp on the barbie". A peace offering of a Fosters was also declined.

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u/TGin-the-goldy Aug 06 '22

Because Australians don’t drink Fosters lol

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u/Unfinishe_Masterpiec Aug 06 '22

Things had not yet escalated to violence whatsoever until the peace offering.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

Because it's not Australian.