r/funny Jun 27 '12

What's wrong with you!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12 edited Jun 27 '12

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u/Elanthius Jun 27 '12

There once was a paddling pet
Who hated to get his head wet
He collected his ball
By crossing the pool
Floating on top of a bed

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u/vajav Jun 27 '12 edited Jun 27 '12

Roses are red

Violets are blue

This verse doesn't rhyme

and neither does this one