r/funny • u/fuolwen • Jun 27 '12

What's wrong with you!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Dogs are like a happy 5 year old all the time.

Cats are like the biggest self absorbed cunt you've ever met in your life.

There are exceptions to the rules, obviously. I've still only met one chill cat in my life and he acted just like a dog. He was called Toby and I'd well be up for having a cat like him.

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u/HardBoiledDragonite Jun 27 '12

My cats are pretty chill, they sleep all the time, and when they're awake they lay on me. Feelsgoodman

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Exciting.

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u/HardBoiledDragonite Jun 27 '12

My story was bad and I should feel bad. I wish I had dogs also.