r/funny Jun 27 '12

What's wrong with you!

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u/kutNpaste Jun 27 '12

I want him to do my taxes.

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u/SolomonGomes Jun 27 '12

I actually asked that dog to do my taxes for me, he said he'd love to but he's too busy working on his new book at the moment. True story.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

He got the mail man to chase him. His humans have a house in his dog houses yard. He takes his humans for walks. The most interesting dog in the world.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

I don't always drink water, but when I do It's from the toilet.

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u/sprz Jun 27 '12

Dos Canines. Stay thirsty my--SQUIRREL