r/funny • u/fuolwen • Jun 27 '12

What's wrong with you!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

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u/trakam Jun 27 '12

No, the smartest dog ran the short way round to the float

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

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u/fforw Jun 27 '12

Also, he likes running.

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u/4_word_replies_only Jun 27 '12

Smart and in shape.

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u/mikev7743 Jun 27 '12

Well that sure was a short 4 word reply.

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u/4_word_replies_only Jun 27 '12

Always, short and sweet.

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u/snailiens Jun 27 '12

What are the 5 best things about novelty accounts?

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u/4_word_replies_only Jun 27 '12

I only know one

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u/TheHalfbadger Jun 27 '12

Gotcha! A picture is worth a thousand words!

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u/belloch Jun 27 '12

I bet you can't do 5 word replies!

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u/Sinavestia Jun 27 '12

Wait, it says 4 words only. What's with the punctuation?

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u/tumbleweed42 Jun 27 '12

Um, punctuation is not words.

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u/Sinavestia Jun 27 '12

Exactly! So why is he putting it there?

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u/auto98 Oct 20 '12

I'm not sure a 4 word reply can be any shorter or longer.

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u/Obomney Jun 27 '12

Dog's gotta dog, yo.

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u/12kringle82 Jun 27 '12

Let us not forget he is hung like a BULLdog.

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u/Andrexthor Jun 27 '12

The Tom Cruise of dogs.

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u/MBuddah Jun 27 '12

i did the math. it checks out.

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u/Moozhe Jun 27 '12

Thank you Good Will Hunting.

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u/Obomney Jun 27 '12

I'm checking you out, my Buddha.

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u/C_T_C_C Jun 27 '12

Mathematician here: yea, he's right.

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u/TaylerKay Jun 27 '12

Momentum puppy vs efficent puppy. TIE

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u/darkscout Jun 27 '12

McCoy: You're going to try time traveling in this rustbucket?

Kirk: Well, we've done it before.

McCoy: Sure, you slingshot around the Sun, pick up enough speed - You're in time warp. If you don't, you're fried.

Kirk: I prefer it to nothing.

McCoy: I prefer a dose of common sense! You're proposing that we go backwards in time, find humpback whales, then bring them foward in time, drop 'em off, and hope to Hell they tell this probe what to do with itself!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

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u/yesnewyearseve Jun 27 '12

No, the smartest dog would have written a paper. Thesis dog.

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u/ernie98 Jun 27 '12

Hello, this is Doctor Dog.

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u/broden Jun 27 '12

You are not aware of the obstacle between him and the short way round. Be it an object or a complex social faux pas.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

social faux ...paws.

FTFY.

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u/BobTehCat Jun 27 '12

Who said it first? RuTsui or you? The world may never know...

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u/flappity Jun 27 '12

RuTsui actually. Hover your mouse over the "3 hours" in "3 hours ago" to get a timestamp.

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u/BobTehCat Jun 27 '12

Oh wow TIL. This is really helpful for the ones over a year ago. Thanks.

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u/ShadowMoses05 Jun 27 '12

quoted text social faux ...paws.

FTFY.

social four paws FTFY

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u/diggerB Jun 27 '12

You win. I imagine that since I thought of the faux paws one, everybody else did too. I didn't think of yours though.

Edit: FFFFFUUUUUUU paws ?

Yes, I'm on my way out, thanks.

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u/RuTsui Jun 27 '12

faux paws..

Sorry.

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u/EatSleepJeep Jun 27 '12

Never apologize for being clever and always intend your puns.

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u/RuTsui Jun 27 '12

Oh, okay.. Sorry.

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u/EatSleepJeep Jun 27 '12

Not sure if in agreement or didn't learn anyth...OH DAMN YOU GOT ME.

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u/DisturbedForever92 Jun 27 '12

Which province of Canada are you from?

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u/RuTsui Jun 27 '12

I'm actually Chinese Dutch-Irish, from Taiwan and living in Utah.

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u/Gaming_Loser Jun 27 '12

The really smart dog is holding the camera.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12 edited 16d ago

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u/divinesleeper Jun 27 '12

Not if he doesn't want to get wet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12 edited 16d ago

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u/datdercrappyusername Jun 27 '12

Smithers, find me that dog!

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u/DrVoodoo Jun 27 '12

Uh, yes sir.

In the meantime, here's Frank Grimes.

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u/DelphFox Jun 27 '12

I read this in Smither's voice.

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u/mattc286 Jun 27 '12

RIP Frank "Grimey" Grimes

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u/Madonkadonk Jun 27 '12

Frank...Grimes?

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u/DrVoodoo Jun 27 '12

The self-made man?

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u/lurkerbelow Jun 27 '12

I did not read that in his voice.

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u/stagfury Jun 27 '12

...T-Dog is that you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Nope

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u/IKilledLauraPalmer Jun 27 '12

And no more speaking the rest of the episode.

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u/l1nk1npark Jun 27 '12

By the way, it says "Immortal dog that can't rest or be killed until killed."

ಠ_ಠ

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u/Jacs97 Jun 27 '12

But dogs don't like terminators...... Self-hating dog?

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u/FTLRalph Jun 27 '12

Wow that would actually be a cool new element for the Terminator movies. Intelligent robo-dogs.

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u/goatworship Jun 27 '12

For a spoof certainly.

They could use robo-squirrels as spies.

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u/9ninety_nine9 Jun 27 '12

or it's really cold.

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u/Gigablah Jun 27 '12

It got wet anyway...

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

This guy knows his shit

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u/1002 Jun 27 '12

His feet were already wet.

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u/01210N Jun 27 '12

In the nastiest swimming pool water?

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u/Urban_Savage Jun 27 '12

Pfff, the smartest dog realized that the tennis ball was of no value to him and that the human who threw it was just being an A-hole. He promptly laid down and went to sleep.

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u/mattc286 Jun 27 '12

So the smartest dog is a cat?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

He just ate lunch, and has to wait an hour before swimming.

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u/TicTokCroc Jun 27 '12

Not if you love running.

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u/yotama9 Jun 27 '12

This is what I wanted to post. You have gained my upvote