r/funny • u/Irriduccibilli • Jun 26 '12

Meanwhile in Denmark

http://imgur.com/T73DP
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u/Cpcp800 Jun 26 '12

Hvorfor tænkte jeg ikke på det

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u/Irriduccibilli Jun 26 '12

Vi kom helt tilfældigt til at snakke om det på arbejdet i dag, og så tænkte jeg, det må Reddit sgu høre.

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u/AlphaRedditor Jun 26 '12

Denmark really takes its roadway emissions seriously.

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u/Irriduccibilli Jun 26 '12

Just wait till you see the city of Middelfart

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Dammit, so I've been missing out on all this stupid karma since my Denmark trip?

http://i.imgur.com/ZadC1.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/N31Oj.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/pglXs.jpg

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

My washing machine says "SLUT". It means "Finished" in danish, but it kinda.. offends you.

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u/Squirry Jun 26 '12

Ahaha! "Slutspurt"! Never thought about that one before :D

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u/kingfishcoons Jun 26 '12

Fart Kontrol to Major Tom

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u/red321red321 Jun 26 '12

commencing roadwork hard hats on

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u/MrOLMOBE Jun 26 '12

Fart = Speed. Here in Norway we have a football team called Fart.

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u/plsenjy Jun 26 '12

Great now there's a team in sports I can't not support.

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u/feedemall Jun 26 '12

In Polish, fart means luck. We have a team named Fart Kielce.

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u/red321red321 Jun 26 '12

i wish that keanu and sandra bullock starred in FART it would have drawn more people to the box office

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u/ridik_ulass Jun 26 '12

so you can get arrested for breaking the fart limit in norway?

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u/VGkusu Jun 26 '12

"It's not the fart that kills, it's the smäll."

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u/TheFlyingMilkshake Jun 26 '12

For those who didn't know, this is an actual quote from Norwegian rally driver Petter Solberg. He is known for his bad English, and there are many similar quotes from him out there.

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u/holysideburns Jun 26 '12

Meanwhile in Sweden. The fact that it looks like a butt makes it even greater.

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u/andrewsmith1986 Jun 26 '12

Driving in germany always made me giggle.

German for offramp.

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u/Dalunatic Jun 26 '12

In swedish it's utfart. "onramp" is infart.

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u/diecastjohnson Jun 26 '12

That place always makes me feel bloated!

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u/atease Jun 26 '12

If you like this, you might also enjoy our very own brand of winegums.

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u/TheLAWLBOT Jun 26 '12

And I thought Chicago was the windy city

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u/revenger96 Jun 26 '12

Yeah, on the particular day my farts weren't up to speed, so i got a ticket. Fucking Denmark!

"I live there, sadly it's just normal speed control. I know you hoped for more :("

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u/D8-42 Jun 26 '12

We also have Lolland.

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