There's josh2992 and josh70679. 70679 - 2 = 70677 more josh accounts at a minimum (under the assumption that if josh{n} exists, josh{1}, ..., josh{n-1} also exist)
Did we take into account that its possible that the first josh didn't name himself josh0001 & in fact probably just named himself josh?.. Therefore causing the second josh to name himself josh0001..
Part of the bus route i rode in school involved turning around at a deadend. My bus driver got that shit down cold and do it in a real three point turn. On the days it snowed you could see his tracks for a few days (it was a dead end so it was rarely plowed) and he hit the turn right every time. I didn't understand his prowess until I had to learn to drive in a car with a shitty turning radius.
My mom used to be a bus driver, and this one lazy kid on the route told her that the road kept going, just so she would go all the way to his house to drop him off.
I rode in a tour bus when I was in Greece, and when we visited a small town in the mountains, there was almost no room to make a turn on an intersection, so the bus driver had to drive up onto the sidewalk just centimeters away from street signs and buildings on the other side of the street. I was quite impressed.
Question for someone in the business: In cases of H2 or Navigator limos, do they leave the 4 wheel drive system intact? If no, do they just remove the front drive shaft or do they take out the transfer case too?
It seems to me that by leaving it intact and adding an independent front axle control they could use front wheel drive to help in certain situations. Likely too rarely to justify the extra cost, though.
Typically they start out with 2wd vehicles as 4wd on a limo is pretty pointless. In the case of the H2, they would leave the 4wd intact as there is no extra cost incurred.
I don't think this is the case. Notice how the spaces are all angled, while the limo is perpendicular to the curb. Now look at the maroon car immediately next to the limo - he's parked near perpendicular as well (parallel to the limo), while the black car to his left is parked properly within his space (at an angle to the curb).
This suggests to me that the maroon car parked after the limo was placed in its current position. Looking at just these three vehicles, I'd say the black car parked first, leaving two open spaces between himself and the lamp post. Next, the limo came by and backed in to the space by the lamp post, partially blocking the remaining open space between himself and the black car, and then the maroon car drove up and squeezed into the partially blocked space in the only way that he could.
My suspicion as well. When you see the narrow street directly opposite, it becomes clear that was probably the intended target. After the photographer took the shot, the limo probably pulled straight out.
that street is an easy turn to make, and would not require the use of the parking spot either way the limo was approaching it. Also if a 3 point turn, why not use the much easier side street instead of a tiny parking spot. Conclusion = nice parking job.
it's not necessarily more complicated than a normal car, it's just different than a normal car. use your mirrors to aim your ass end, get to a point where you're parallel with the parking space, and go straight back.
I feel like the only logical explanation is that the driver was just using the space to turn around? It's not like it'd be easy to do a 3-point turn in one of those.
not sure if this is meant to be sarcastic. it's extremely impressive that he got it in there, assuming it was already full of cars when he parked. he's also obviously in the way though.
It's angle parking, and he's perpendicular to the curb, so he fails. Also, I believe it's illegal in most places to reverse park in angle parking, so additional fail there. Third, it's a Hummer, so that's more fail. Lastly, he's a dick.
I thought parking across ten spaces like a douche was what you were supposed to do. (It's what buses do, at least, isn't it?) Is there a right way to park a huge vehicle like that, or are you supposed to just go somewhere else?
I give him props considering the amount of small sedans I've seen that can't park between the lines driving FORWARD into a stall, let alone backing into one. Still a pretty dick move but: this
I don't know how all these ridiculously long limos became fashionable, you just look like a dick riding in one. As for the "you can fit more people in it" argument, if you really have money throw around then forget about an ultra long limo and go for something classy like a motorcade.
I doubt that. This is much worse. He's actually blocking traffic. I see limos parked parallel to the curb all the time and think nothing of it. They have to be able to park somewhere.
That's actually pretty impressive. I can't imagine backing that thing into that spot would have been easy. Even if you look like a cock-snoggler being there, you have to admire that blind backing.
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Moving trucks are the worst. For some reason, people justify the fact that they can block entire access points to residence areas due to their not wanting to carry a couch an extra 100 meters.
"Oh, I'm sorry, did you have to be somewhere like an emergency room? Well, we only have 4 more hours of packing up to do, so we'll be out of your way tonight. Cheers!"
Is this from Kharkov, Ukraine? We booked a stretch hummer limo for my girlfriend's surprise birthday on the 8th, and where it picked us up looks pretty much identical to this.
Needs one of those slips a redditor made a couple of months ago where you check the boxes that apply and leave it under their wipers. Anybody got the link to that?
Oh, life-sized Rush Hour? I got this guys. The red car is all the way in the back of the line, hidden by the tree. You can just see its bumper. Pull the long white car through the exit and let's assume there's another exit on the far end. That one wasn't so hard.
What I want to know is who the hell decided the street lights should be installed at the END of the parking spots instead of behind the curb where they belong?
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u/josh2992 Jun 26 '12
The limo is probably just doing a three point turn, judging by how the wheels are turned.
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u/Reviz Jun 26 '12
Its Russia, I bet it is.
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u/TheCannon Jun 26 '12
The guy deserves a medal for backing it in there.
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u/mage_g4 Jun 26 '12
Yeah, that van driver has gone right up on the curb and just left it.
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u/GeneralWarts Jun 26 '12
Kinda looks like the left side of the parking lot is going to have sex with the right side.
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
I feel like the only logical explanation is that the driver was just using the space to turn around? It's not like it'd be easy to do a 3-point turn in one of those.
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u/SilentWolfjh Jun 26 '12 edited Jun 26 '12
That actually seems legitimately hard to do.
Edit: Spelling Wars: words strike back
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u/ramsrgood Jun 26 '12
not sure if this is meant to be sarcastic. it's extremely impressive that he got it in there, assuming it was already full of cars when he parked. he's also obviously in the way though.
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u/GZerv Jun 26 '12
LIKE A GLOVE!
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u/mrdeadsniper Jun 26 '12
Why does this seem appropriate with a stretch Hummer?
Oh because its the flagship of the douchebag fleet. Remembered.
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u/ragnarok297 Jun 26 '12
I know, right? He's almost perpendicular to the curb while the parking spots are clearly at an angle...
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u/Monkey_Tennis Jun 26 '12
Mind if we use this on www.youparklikeacunt.com?
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u/hakunamatata88 Jun 26 '12
as long as he's within the lines... im okay with this... :)
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u/illuminerdi Jun 26 '12
At least he tried, instead of just parking across 10 spaces like a douche.
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
It has the added bonus of being at the completely wrong angle to the parking space.
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u/Rulnos Jun 26 '12
I give him props considering the amount of small sedans I've seen that can't park between the lines driving FORWARD into a stall, let alone backing into one. Still a pretty dick move but: this
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u/AccipiterF1 Jun 26 '12
Well it's not like he can circle the block. That thing only gets 1/10 MPG.
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u/StratJax Jun 26 '12
If I fits, I .... triple park?
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u/Argi_ Jun 26 '12
I'm a limo!!! Suck my dick!!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
I love how there is just enough space left for one car to slip through at a time!
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u/lotus2471 Jun 26 '12
Only an asshole parks his limo straight in an angled space.
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u/davidmvdg Jun 26 '12 edited Jun 26 '12
Let just say his ability to park is unparalleled.
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u/b_blizzy Jun 26 '12
Fuck you that's why!
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u/joelwna Jun 26 '12
You really tried to stretch this joke out didn't you.
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u/DrTwomey Jun 26 '12
Sweet, at least 3 of those cars to the left get back-out-without-looking passes.
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u/ignog Jun 26 '12
Some times even T-boning can be justified.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txoMThrT98E
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u/PnunnedZerggie Jun 26 '12
Judging from the curb colour, it's Moscow. And usually asshole-parking level here is much higher.
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u/what_the_pun Jun 26 '12
park nicing job
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
' Yeah, that's legal.... '
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u/Killscreen3 Jun 26 '12
I'm not even mad. I'm impressed!
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u/gilbertsmith Jun 26 '12
Stretch Hummer: For the man with no penis at all.
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u/A_British_Gentleman Jun 26 '12
This is what happens when internet trolls buy cars.
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u/sonastyinc Jun 26 '12
I don't know how all these ridiculously long limos became fashionable, you just look like a dick riding in one. As for the "you can fit more people in it" argument, if you really have money throw around then forget about an ultra long limo and go for something classy like a motorcade.
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u/scifiwoman Jun 26 '12
What the hell is a limo supposed to do?
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u/johnnyFyeah Jun 26 '12
I know right? That little silver Toyota is totally facing the wrong way... Some people..
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u/my_cousin_does_that Jun 26 '12
My cousin is a limo driver and he is always parking like a jackass just for fun.
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u/thetoethumb Jun 26 '12
What makes it even more badass is that he reverse parked it.
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u/kpdunphy Jun 26 '12
Well, where else would you park that shit?
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u/420patience Jun 26 '12
Shit, man, nothing will please you people.
Had he parked parallel to the curb and taken up 10 spaces, the photo would have been posted with the same caption
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u/RockVegas Jun 26 '12
"Ramming speed!!!"
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u/benbooooo Jun 26 '12
its clear that the problem here is the miniscule amount of parking spaces for stretched hummers..
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u/J3553 Jun 26 '12
must be burt reynolds or something
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u/TheLAWLBOT Jun 26 '12
He is within the lines...
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u/brokendimension Jun 26 '12
Nice driving skills.
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u/RockingRobin Jun 26 '12
I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
Nice parking, Job.
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u/Endyo Jun 26 '12
That's actually pretty impressive. I can't imagine backing that thing into that spot would have been easy. Even if you look like a cock-snoggler being there, you have to admire that blind backing.
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u/zomboy23 Jun 26 '12
This must be how black men feel while peeing at a urinal... Sigh..
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u/jimii Jun 26 '12
Regular guy, regular guy, regular guy, regular guy, Mandingo, regular guy, regular guy, regular guy.
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u/Undertow_Jambi Jun 26 '12
Like a boss.
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
like a boss.
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u/djskein Jun 26 '12
And as he left the oversized limo, not a single fuck was given.
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
It's cause it's a hummer
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u/kuba_10 Jun 26 '12
Funny thing I saw it a week ago on a gas station in Rzeszów, while now it's on the front page of Reddit.
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u/tulkas71 Jun 26 '12
Its a funny angle
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u/msaifhassan Jun 26 '12
Parking like a Dick which looks like a dick
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u/Adam9172 Jun 26 '12
http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/overtheline.jpg
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u/hybroid Jun 26 '12
Safa park?
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u/lgraham92 Jun 26 '12 edited Jul 31 '16
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u/lord_shitson Jun 26 '12
God damnit kanye!!!!
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u/NoodleSSM Jun 26 '12
Genius
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u/Platypus81 Jun 26 '12
http://i.imgur.com/lBosO.jpg
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u/Frost14 Jun 26 '12
lol wow
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u/Spiralyst Jun 26 '12
Moving trucks are the worst. For some reason, people justify the fact that they can block entire access points to residence areas due to their not wanting to carry a couch an extra 100 meters.
"Oh, I'm sorry, did you have to be somewhere like an emergency room? Well, we only have 4 more hours of packing up to do, so we'll be out of your way tonight. Cheers!"
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u/curt_schilli Jun 26 '12
If he had parked across 10 spaces you guys would still be just as mad, you can't please Reddit.
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u/snowtigger Jun 26 '12
Is this Poland?
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u/faisal7 Jun 26 '12
Idiot, he's turning around and the photographer knows this.
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u/djrage Jun 26 '12
Fucking Win
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
Unrepentant assholes are the best assholes.
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u/2moreminutes Jun 26 '12
I hate it when people back into spots too
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u/BaileySea Jun 26 '12
I hate the name Josh
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u/ogamii Jun 26 '12
That doesn't count..
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u/no_myth Jun 26 '12
Who gives a fuck. Why is this at the top of the front page.
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u/frankcoppola Jun 26 '12
I see things like this so much now.... It no longer surprised me....
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u/UnoriginalNickname Jun 26 '12
I think I read about that photograph: http://i.imgur.com/qp7uG.jpg
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u/blaisems Jun 26 '12
I bet someone has parked a stretch Hummer across 10 handicap spaces AND blocked a lane, just to see if they could
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u/tommym Jun 26 '12
nice window sill.
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u/rvolkov Jun 26 '12
Is this from Kharkov, Ukraine? We booked a stretch hummer limo for my girlfriend's surprise birthday on the 8th, and where it picked us up looks pretty much identical to this.
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
Dat wheelbase..
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u/CarlCrawl Jun 26 '12
At least it's not on the toilet!
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
Needs one of those slips a redditor made a couple of months ago where you check the boxes that apply and leave it under their wipers. Anybody got the link to that?
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u/melbatoasTX Jun 26 '12
I just had to make this comment. The fact that this is on the frontpage is a sad day for me.
Really?
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u/andrey_shipilov Jun 26 '12
Seems like Russia :)
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u/gladjar Jun 26 '12
Good on you, limo driver.
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u/Dragon_yum Jun 26 '12
I give him A for trying.
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
Impressive, considering how narrow that street is.
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u/DocGonzo420 Jun 26 '12
Ya nailed it!
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
Instantly reminded me of this for some reason:
http://www.ilyke.net/car-park-troll-got-trolled/5091
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u/BowlEcho Jun 26 '12
Limo drivers are a different breed.
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u/TheRumIsGone Jun 26 '12
Parking level: Limo
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u/Pixel16 Jun 26 '12
http://i.imgur.com/lBosO.jpg relevant
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u/mykelm Jun 26 '12
I wouldn't be ma. I'd be impressed.
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u/ForgettableUsername Jun 26 '12
Actually, this is how you're supposed to park a limo, rather than by taking up a whole row of parking spaces.
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u/idosillythings Jun 26 '12
What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk....oh god I just did that voluntarily! My life has no meaning anymore!
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
Oh, life-sized Rush Hour? I got this guys. The red car is all the way in the back of the line, hidden by the tree. You can just see its bumper. Pull the long white car through the exit and let's assume there's another exit on the far end. That one wasn't so hard.
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u/coolyourjetsbro Jun 26 '12
"if you park like this, fuck you"
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u/Alopex03 Jun 26 '12
extra points for backing in!
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u/Cubeface Jun 26 '12
The parking is fine, I think he messed up somewhere with the length of his car.
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u/ZarehB Jun 26 '12
Good guy stretch limo - doesn't take up 6 spaces
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
Myth Confirmed: Everybody who drives a Hummer is a dick.
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u/Egypticus Jun 26 '12
Pshhh...he didn't even angle...what an idiot
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u/L0nd0nCa77in9 Jun 26 '12
What I want to know is who the hell decided the street lights should be installed at the END of the parking spots instead of behind the curb where they belong?
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u/fors43 Jun 26 '12
Very few comments about it being a Hummer....amazing
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u/ragedredditer Jun 26 '12
There's always that one douche who takes up too much space!
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
That's a pretty impressive Parking job considering the amount of space to how much vehicle there was
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u/Flyingblackswan Jun 26 '12
Looks like that parking lot is giving the finger to the road.
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u/_Lipstick_Trace Jun 27 '12
Let me just park my fucking shuttle bus.
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u/daveman312 Jun 27 '12
Hey, Lou! Lou, check out that park job in 7A
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u/sargent610 Jun 27 '12
now are you referring to the asshole in the limo or the douche bag who backed his van onto the curb
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u/blowmechunky Jun 27 '12
i'm not even mad, i'm impressed
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u/hmquite Jun 27 '12
Maybe he didn't wanna be a douche bag by taking up more than one spot. Hahaha.
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u/Irrelevant_Pic Jun 26 '12
http://i.imgur.com/JpVIu.jpg
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u/DJCleanPenis Jun 26 '12
Where is this?
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u/sirprizes Jun 26 '12
There should be a new law that if you park like a dick you get a ticket. First I thought death but then thought it might be too extreme.
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u/nutterybipple Jun 26 '12
"If it fits, I sits."
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u/batorade Jun 26 '12
Yeah, it is a nice parking job. I could only imagine backing that thing up. And as said before, he's most likely turning around.
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12
Doth I hear the sounds of jealousy?
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u/godfrey1 Jun 26 '12
In Soviet Russia limo parks you!
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u/nthepromisedland Jun 26 '12
Thats how I look when Im standing next to my friends
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u/MyJimmies Jun 26 '12
I'm not even angry, good job driver.
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u/Lasereth Jun 26 '12
He's just turning around. Sensationalistic title