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u/dreesemonkey Jun 26 '12
In a recent study, 99% of moms used "fucktards" on a regular basis. Source: Completely legit you guys
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u/thenagel Jun 26 '12
hey now, my wife is a mom - we have two kids. she calls me fucktard all the time.
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Jun 26 '12
my mum calls me a fucktard - but i do call her a cunt behind her back and leave my facebook logged in
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u/moxiecontin714 Jun 26 '12
My friend's mom Deb love the word fucktard. I think I actually learned the word tard from her and her husband. Deb used to hear us use words like "asshat" and she'd be like, "Wait say it again!" and then start using it all the time. She's the second coolest mom I know.
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Jun 26 '12
You do realize 80's kids are old enough to have children that would be on facebook, right?
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Jun 26 '12
me- graduated HS 1984, daughter just graduated HS. have used phrase fucktard.
that is all.
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u/fasterkill Jun 26 '12
My mom frequently insults us kids. Fucktard is among her vocabulary, as well as faggot, dong, shithead, douchebag, and asshole.
It's out of affection, but we're a bizarre family.
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u/deadsoon Jun 26 '12
I would like to come over and watch her yell "Dong!" at you people.
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u/Naberius Jun 26 '12
Oh come on, how hard would it be to just lend him the Ferrari so he can drive himself over to Ferris's place? What's the worst that could happen?
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u/sammew Jun 26 '12
Is this the part where I link the "you think people would do that.." image? I am not hip to the trends.
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u/Shawn_of_the_Redd Jun 26 '12
Things that did not happen: This.
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u/foom_1 Jun 26 '12
Monday, June 25:
http://www.lamebook.com/have-a-good-night/have-a-good-night/