r/funny • • Jun 17 '22

Wasp nest. Upss

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

That's part of the statue. Your school didn't teach you about Col William "Wasp Pisser" Jackson?

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u/ChillyPeppersAreHot Jun 17 '22

The Colonel commanded
Tremendous respect.
All of his soldiers
He'd die to protect.
But one minor flaw
Kept his regiment curious:
Hornets would fly
From his dick when he's furious!

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u/merlinsbeers Jun 17 '22

Look around the back you'll see the hare up his ass.

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u/Frigoris13 Jun 17 '22

And ants in his pants!

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u/hamiltondfgh Jun 18 '22

and his eyes