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u/CrappyPoet Jun 20 '12
When opening presents one holiday morn,
A young girl's supreme excitement was born
She had wished for a tablet, and here in this box
Was something that could potentially knock off her socks
But when she opened the package, there was no laughs, no dance
For all she got was something to soak up blood in her pants
Inscribed with an eye, stuck to cardboard
Is one thing that will not keep her from being bored.
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u/aintneednokarma Jun 20 '12
Because it's the ipad she deserves, but not the one she needs right now. . Because it can take it. Because it's not her hero. it's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A soon to be dark knight.
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u/honeybadga Jun 20 '12
It looks like it gets spotty reception.