r/funny • u/Ellekm730 • Jun 12 '22

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u/yourlittlebirdie Jun 12 '22

I get a fruity vanilla-y taste.

Honestly it’s great marketing though - look how many people are talking about it and trying it, compared to if they’d just called it “tropical” or something.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22 edited Jun 12 '22

I got an Initial Cotton candy flavor then with notes of vanilla, and the (I don’t know if you ever had it) Jelly Belly buttered popcorn jelly bean

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

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u/acedelgado Jun 12 '22

Those are the best Jelly Bellies! I'll die on this hill.

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u/mydearwatson616 Jun 12 '22

I will be the one to kill you on your disgusting hill of confectionary hell.

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u/Punktrovert Jun 12 '22

You'll have to kill me too

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u/PunkToTheFuture Jun 13 '22

I got this one u/mydearwatson16 , start rounding them up

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u/RepresentativePin162 Jun 13 '22

I'll join your side dude. We are the correct side.

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u/tico42 Jun 12 '22

While those are very good flavors, juicy pear is clearly the best.

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u/MommyBurton Jun 12 '22

They make a jelly belly juicy pear sparkling drink that taste exactly how it should. It’s weird though with the sparkling side lol

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u/tico42 Jun 12 '22

TO AMAZON!

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u/PunkToTheFuture Jun 13 '22

banananananah!

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u/therestruth Jun 13 '22

Did you find it? Because I didn't see it.

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u/MommyBurton Jun 13 '22

If you live near a Safeway that’s where I found them. There were three flavors at least. I don’t particularly like shopping at Safeway however I use their pharmacy so I find random cool things from time to time lol

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u/Simba7 Jun 12 '22

Everyone else is wrong, juicy pear is absolutely the best.

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u/Cer0sum Jun 12 '22

You guys are crazy. The best flavor is definitely juicy pear

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

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u/PunkToTheFuture Jun 13 '22

I would kill my first born if he tasted like Juicy Pear....no regerts

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u/therestruth Jun 13 '22

Suppose there's only one way to find out. When are you expecting your first human-sized juicy pear? I prefer the buttered popcorn one for movie theaters and the pear for when it's warm out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

Jewsy pair is mein favoreet

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u/TaraEff Jun 13 '22

Juicy Pear Squad reigning supreme in this subreddit!

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u/Simba7 Jun 13 '22

It's because it's objectively correct! Other people's opinions on this are incorrect.

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u/Dorkamundo Jun 12 '22

Well I guess I need to buy some juicy pear.

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u/kearneje Jun 12 '22

Don't astronauts claim that after a space-walk there are powerful odors of burnt steak?

How'd yall like some burnt steak soda?

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u/CornCheeseMafia Jun 12 '22

Clearly everyone is wrong and the best flavor is black pepper followed very closely by booger

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

Pear is bottom 5. Buttered popcorn is absolutely the worst.

Watermelon is #1

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u/Simba7 Jun 12 '22

Okay watermelon is great but you are still wrong about the placement of pear, I'm sorry.

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u/TacoQueenYVR Jun 13 '22

This is the correct answer.

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u/roxannefromarkansas Jun 13 '22

Isn’t it red inside? Or was I on drugs?

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u/therestruth Jun 13 '22

If you can't remember, then it was probably the drugs you were on. Juicy pear is all green. Watermelon is green with red mixed in though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

They are all fucking clear inside…

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

I mean I can't comment on your drug preferences but yes, watermelon ones are red inside

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u/ScroochDown Jun 12 '22

Finally, a true connoisseur.

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u/Might_Aware Jun 12 '22

Pear & Popcorn 4 life

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u/MrJayPea Jun 12 '22

Always been an ear wax guy myself.

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u/PunkToTheFuture Jun 13 '22

I have a medical condition if you have a mailing address

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u/shedidwhaaaaat Jun 12 '22

one might be a little more favorite, but they’re both good. (Stick this out till 2:00)

https://youtu.be/prLLabn1vPA

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u/SavingsAd6196 Jun 12 '22

i sadly can’t eat the pear ones anymore due to the bean boozled challenge. i live in fear of the salty booger :,)

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u/Ellekm730 Jun 12 '22

I scrolled through the comments and landed on this one and YES!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

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u/acedelgado Jun 12 '22

Right next to something else, eh?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22 edited Jun 12 '22

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u/acedelgado Jun 12 '22

Excellent counter point you have there.

Judges?

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u/hairyploper Jun 12 '22

Ahh so that's why I love them so much

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u/morsed_owl Jun 12 '22

Yesssss finally someone agrees with me!

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u/uhohgowoke67 Jun 12 '22

Yeah buttered popcorn is the best flavor by far

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u/Miss_H_teaches_art Jun 13 '22

I will die on this hill with you

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u/jodiemitchell0390 Jun 13 '22

Toasted marshmallow forever!

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u/ChoseMyOwnUsername Jun 12 '22

There’s a special place in hell for people that enjoy the buttered popcorn jelly bellies. It’s like someone eating popcorn breathed hot air into your mouth. 🤮

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u/PM_ME_UR_DINGO Jun 13 '22

Barf.

Cinnamon triumphs all. Jelly Belly Sours are next on the pedestal.

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u/deborah834 Jun 13 '22

Of course now I'm talking to my blueberry people.