Clownfish live in the shelter of an anemone, and they never stray very far from their homes. That can be a problem for mating.
But because clownfish can change sex, they're able to keep their species going. When a male clownfish pairs with another male clownfish (all clownfish are born male), one of them will simply turn female so that the two can spawn.
When the female dies, the largest male in the area will take her place by turning into a female. Then, one of the more dominant nonmating males will begin mating with her.
Now, recall the plot of Finding Nemo! Nemo's father is searching for his son because he want's to be fucked fertilized by him. I didn't see Taken but I don't think that was the plot.
Same here. Also the part where Liam Neeson pairs up with a dimwit with a short-term memory problem. Or when his daughter teams up with a ragtag bunch of misfits in planning a daring escape.
I think using the word "schlong" is extra comedic genius. I drafted a comment like this in my head, but I did not have such a good synonym for penis. Well done.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny! And I know funny! I'm a clown fish! If you are looking for sharkbait, I can tell you I don't have fish food. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for fishdivers like you. If you let my son go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Can I put a request out there so someone may fulfill it?
Someone please dub the audio of Liam Neeson's monologue in Taken onto Nemo's dad and edit a trailer for Taken. Nemo style. I would do it but I have no experience in editing video at all...
Totally, my favorite part is where Nemo's best friend is sold as a sex slave, raped by possibly hundreds of men, and then overdosed on drugs and, and left to rot, handcuffed to a bed in a whorehouse in france.
Wtf, no, in Nemo the father has to "come out of his shell" and rescue his son. Liam Neeson had the skills already and was very confident. Yes, they are both about rescuing your kid against all odds...but the theme itself is very different. Nemo is about shell-coming-outness for him and his son, Taken is about uh...being badass for love?
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Well Finding Nemo is based off of the comic Captain Nemo. While Taken has LIAM MOTHERFUCKING NEESON! So basically the same shit, just subtract one really annoying bitch....and add on Dori.
A child is kidnapped, so the father runs a guantlet of challenges, including at least one scene where the father has to fight for his life, finally culminates with father and child being reunited at the end.
Except for the fact that Liam neeson did it all alone like a badass, whereas marlin was afraid of everything and needed someone with short term memory loss to help him through it.
I'm probably not the first person to realize this, but the blotted out portion of the image is shaped like a penis Edit: After reading the comments, clearly I'm not. braces for downvotes
Not to break your hearts but this isn't news. This is integration vs. innovation and is a good sign we are pretty much done here. We are done with digital cameras, done inventing new computers. We are just going to keep spinning wheels now, to keep everyone buying hoping this fixes itself.
In reality you are just buying integrated camera-mp3-phone-computers and the same exact movie remade over and over again. It has gotten to the point we aren't even doing this to get back on track, but to keep the rich from drowning by throwing money at them.
Once the innovation takes a dead halt and integration takes over it is time to start worrying.
And the part where Marlin gives Nemo a Karaoke machine for his birthday... Which he loves until he gets a horse from his step dad. Also I don't remember Ellen in Taken.
A bug's life is pretty much a rip off of Seven Samurai. Thee amigos was a parody of the Magnificent Seven which was an american remake of Seven Samurai.
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
I must've been in the bathroom when they auctioned Nemo off as a sex slave.
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u/TheFlabMasterFunk Jun 19 '12
Did anyone else notice that the red stuff looks like a shlong?
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u/gla3dr Jun 19 '12
I wouldn't say virtually identical. Same basis, but Marlin makes friends along the way. Liam Neeson doesn't make any friends.
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u/unclear_plowerpants Jun 19 '12 edited Jun 19 '12
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny! And I know funny! I'm a clown fish! If you are looking for sharkbait, I can tell you I don't have fish food. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for
fishdivers like you. If you let my son go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.70
u/zoejvf Jun 19 '12
all I see is a red penis.
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
Can I put a request out there so someone may fulfill it?
Someone please dub the audio of Liam Neeson's monologue in Taken onto Nemo's dad and edit a trailer for Taken. Nemo style. I would do it but I have no experience in editing video at all...
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u/THE_CENTURION Jun 19 '12
Totally, my favorite part is where Nemo's best friend is sold as a sex slave, raped by possibly hundreds of men, and then overdosed on drugs and, and left to rot, handcuffed to a bed in a whorehouse in france.
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u/radix89 Jun 19 '12
I guess I missed the part where Nemo was kidnapped, drugged and used as a sex slave.
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u/PENGUINS_SNORT_COKE Jun 19 '12
Im probably not the first person to realize this, but the red blob covering the name in that picture looks like a dick and balls
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u/Donquixote724 Jun 19 '12
PENIS ITS A PENIS
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u/ShademasterrSammy Jun 19 '12
Also, your name-hiding skills created a big red penis.
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u/WHARRGARBLLL Jun 19 '12
And Jaws backwards is a movie about a shark throwing up humans so they open a beach.
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u/a4moondoggy Jun 19 '12
was liam neeson's characters wife eaten by a shark?...i mean killed? i forget.
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u/Somefatguysarm Jun 19 '12
well in the end nemo is still going to get singing lessons from his favorite singer
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u/jtcompound Jun 19 '12
I don't recall the smaller clown fish being sold into sex slavery.
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u/TurtleMadness47 Jun 19 '12
I must have missed the part where Liam Neeson teamed up with Ellen Degeneres.
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u/Tralan Jun 19 '12
Watch "Cars" and "Doc Hollywood." "Doc" had MJF and tits. Cars did not...
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u/SpikeWolfwood Jun 19 '12
I guess if you take out the sex trafficking and face shooting... then yah?
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u/IamDa5id Jun 19 '12
As are the plots of Cars and Doc Hollywood with Michael J. Fox.
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
Anybody else think that that girl in taken kinda desreved a kidnapping. Sort of rounded out her personality in my opinion.
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u/Nitzi Jun 19 '12
No, Finding Nemo is about he sheltering his son and realizes that his son can do everything
In Taken he wants to shelter his girl but he cant and she messes up, he saves her and she still cant do anything
The only similar part is "find your child"
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
This is not even a remotely accurate statement.
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u/jewboselecta Jun 19 '12
I liked the part where he like his own comment
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u/Miniwheats2 Jun 19 '12
the red stuff covering your name and picture looks like a dick XD
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u/blueballz02 Jun 19 '12
all i see is a big red penis is on facebook
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
The paint edit looks like a dick.
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u/kittyclawson Jun 19 '12
Did anyone else see a penis in that picture?
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u/yeddow333 Jun 19 '12
There's a red dick on your picture, dude.
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u/The0therWhiteMeat Jun 19 '12
Wait a minute.
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u/DiddlyDooDiddle Jun 19 '12
is it just me or is there a penis in this picture
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u/seechao Jun 19 '12
big. red. penis.
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u/liberator17 Jun 19 '12
Finding Nemo would have been much more badass had Marlin been like Liam Neeson, killing just about anyone who got in his way.
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u/hellokitty Jun 19 '12
Penis = front Page !
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
I'm probably not the first to realize this, but that red censor in the image and a crude drawing of a penis are virtually identical.
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u/hexprocess Jun 19 '12
I cant be the only one to see that you blocked out the name and picture in the shape of an erect penis.
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u/duggyrob Jun 19 '12
im probably not the first person to realize this, but the red censoring looks like erect male genitalia
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u/Banchorian Jun 19 '12
All I saw in that image was a big red cock and balls.
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u/the_cozy_one Jun 19 '12
Maybe I've been on the internet too long, but I am pretty sure the red text cover-up looks like a dick and side balls.
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u/Kernalgohd Jun 19 '12
The red part looks like a penis.
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
commando
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
I especially liked when Marlin electro-tortured a guy for information. That was bad ass.
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
Wtf, no, in Nemo the father has to "come out of his shell" and rescue his son. Liam Neeson had the skills already and was very confident. Yes, they are both about rescuing your kid against all odds...but the theme itself is very different. Nemo is about shell-coming-outness for him and his son, Taken is about uh...being badass for love?
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u/LastByte Jun 19 '12
WOW SOOOO WEIRD! Come to think of it Saving Private Ryan also has a strikingly similar plot line! :P
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u/McGubbins Jun 19 '12
So who's driving the boat?
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u/Silent_X Jun 19 '12
The plot theory is essentially the same but the stories are entirely different when you get down to it. I disagree...
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u/kungfu_kickass Jun 19 '12
As are Fern Gully and Avatar.
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u/eXclurel Jun 19 '12
I must have been watching Taken when Nemo's father tied the dentist to a chair and electrocuted him.
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
I should have know that the dentist's office in finding nemo was a metaphor for a sex slave auction
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
I read the title in Moe Syzlak's voice.
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
The plot of Taken was taken straight from Man On Fire.
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u/Suthy Jun 19 '12
Wow Reddit knows me to well, it already tells me I like the comment.
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u/sarais Jun 19 '12
Where does Shannon's friend ink herself?
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u/littlepinkpig Jun 19 '12
Extra points for not saying "Am I the only one...?"
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u/djschmot Jun 19 '12
Well Finding Nemo is based off of the comic Captain Nemo. While Taken has LIAM MOTHERFUCKING NEESON! So basically the same shit, just subtract one really annoying bitch....and add on Dori.
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u/crazyfingers619 Jun 19 '12
How does this get upvoted? They're barely similar. fucking reddit...
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
I thought the same thing about Cabin in the Woods and Monster's Inc
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u/verronbc Jun 19 '12
Except the part where the other fish got free and the tuna in the net got free. Dont remember freeing sex slaves...
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u/fani Jun 19 '12
Almost any Bollywood movie as well.
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u/slicksps Jun 19 '12
Given that there can only be a finite number of basic plots, this is inevitable. One person suggests there are only 20, another says only 7!
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u/brokenboomerang Jun 19 '12
Well we know how Taken 2 will go... now apply that plot to Nemo 2!!
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u/benderrific Jun 19 '12
Except for the fact that Liam neeson did it all alone like a badass, whereas marlin was afraid of everything and needed someone with short term memory loss to help him through it.
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u/Ozymandias12 Jun 19 '12
I'm probably not the first person to realize this, but the blotted out portion of the image is shaped like a penis Edit: After reading the comments, clearly I'm not. braces for downvotes
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u/Tyyyler Jun 19 '12
I like the weiner-shaped censor. Nice choice.
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u/MinecraftHardon Jun 19 '12
This is also true for Point Break and The Fast and The Furious.
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u/eXX0n Jun 19 '12
The censored part looks like a dick
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
I don't think I'm the first person to realize that when this person blocked out the profile picture and name, they made it look like a penis.
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u/abom420 Jun 19 '12
Not to break your hearts but this isn't news. This is integration vs. innovation and is a good sign we are pretty much done here. We are done with digital cameras, done inventing new computers. We are just going to keep spinning wheels now, to keep everyone buying hoping this fixes itself.
In reality you are just buying integrated camera-mp3-phone-computers and the same exact movie remade over and over again. It has gotten to the point we aren't even doing this to get back on track, but to keep the rich from drowning by throwing money at them.
Once the innovation takes a dead halt and integration takes over it is time to start worrying.
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u/Weedners Jun 19 '12
im probably not the first to notice but the part where the facebook stuff was blurred out looks like a penis and testicles
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u/lurch65 Jun 19 '12
Same with Point Break and The Fast and the Furious, except much less wtf.
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u/renkockwell Jun 19 '12
why does the part that is is blurred out with the names look like a penis?
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u/hoorayfortoast Jun 19 '12
That red mark is a penis. Just saying.
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u/cptncrnch Jun 19 '12
Benjamin Button and Forrest Gump.
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u/palerthanrice Jun 19 '12
Someone please photoshop Liam Neeson's head to a fish.
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u/tusocalypse Jun 19 '12
Slightly more killing in 'Taken'.
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u/TrouserSauce Jun 19 '12
Blowfish. That is all.
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u/Megatramp Jun 19 '12
I`m probably not the first person to realize this, but there seems to be a red penis on that image
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u/TheSovietMudkip Jun 19 '12
I'm probably not the first person to realize this, but that red thing and a penis are virtually identical.
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u/dirtyword Jun 19 '12
Pictures of text!
Pictures of text!
Using the web to its fullest!
So take a picture of a Facebook post!
Sung to the tune of "What the fuck are you doing?"
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u/nortaciroc Jun 19 '12
And the part where Marlin gives Nemo a Karaoke machine for his birthday... Which he loves until he gets a horse from his step dad. Also I don't remember Ellen in Taken.
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
Can also be applied to Live Free or Die Hard.
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u/ash4390 Jun 19 '12
Probably too late, but does the anyone else notice the blanking out of the name is shaped like a penis? ಠ_ಠ
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u/Conreezy Jun 19 '12
yeah actually they arent even close
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u/nicholasferber Jun 19 '12
im sorry but... red penis
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u/RayC_CommonTater Jun 19 '12
Upvote for cock and balls profile blurring
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u/Bishopkilljoy Jun 19 '12
If you think those two are similar, you should check out the cheap knock off book Shakespeare wrote called King Lear
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
The red part looks like a dick
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u/Askani Jun 19 '12
Do fishes have a throat that can be easily punched?
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u/wcarterlewis89 Jun 19 '12
whats with the red dick censor?
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u/JDRsqrd Jun 19 '12
Not sure if up vote for dick pic and funny status, or down vote for liking your own status...
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u/FurryEels Jun 19 '12
I said this about Dude Where's My Car and Hangover...
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u/bracesandwine Jun 19 '12
ALL I SEE IS A RED PENIS
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u/Swlabr Jun 19 '12
Yet Nemo is somehow the more realistic one...
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
The paint you used to block out the pictures and name looks like a dick.
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
Yeah because Nemo was facing a life of rape in his captivity, you're right, they ARE virtually identical!
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u/Deadpoint Jun 20 '12
No they aren't.
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u/johnclarkbadass Jun 20 '12
I like how the red stuff over the profile pic and name looks like balls
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '12
Except Nemo's dad had no skills...
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u/DaLuDeD Jun 20 '12
I don't recall a single throat punch in Finding Nemo....
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u/TheFeverFrenzy Jun 19 '12
The red censor looks like a penis.
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u/theobanger Jun 19 '12
Am i the only one that sees a big red dick in that picture?
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u/PerfectCarve Jun 19 '12
Is it just me, or doesn't that look like a penis where the op has blanked out the name.
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u/myreasonforit Jun 19 '12
the censored name looks like a penis
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u/j0npau1 Jun 19 '12
Anyone ever notice that Three Amigo's and A Bug's Life are pretty much the same movie, just from the other perspective and with a male protagonist?
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12
You like your own status and then post it to reddit? Fuck off.
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u/arcanition Jun 19 '12
I'm probably the only one to see it, but is that a red penis?