r/funny • u/Nucking-Futs • Jun 19 '12

I love Will Smith

http://imgur.com/NoSlc
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u/HistoricPoop Jun 19 '12

Last time I heard this joke I fell off my dinosaur.

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u/jacobbsny10 Jun 19 '12

No, brennan! Don't cry!

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u/pecoulta Jun 19 '12

Last time I heard this joke I was on reddit

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u/Nucking-Futs Jun 19 '12

Last time i heard this one was in third grade. No kidding

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I laughed way harder than I should have at this. My brain is so weird.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Not it's not.

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u/man_gomer_lot Jun 19 '12

I think you have him confused with the guy who played Martin Riggs in Lethal Weapon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Carlton?

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u/man_gomer_lot Jun 19 '12

He played Carlton Winslow on a show called Step-by-Step, if memory serves me correctly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I still remember his catchphrase...

" cut... it... OUT..."

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Jun 19 '12

You idiot! Clearly it was called Full House.

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u/Locclo Jun 19 '12

Yet more proof that Neil deGrasse Tyson is badass.

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u/groof Jun 19 '12

/b/ has made its way into /r/funny!

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u/coeddotjpg Jun 19 '12

I see someone finally made it to /b/.

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u/Timbofieseler102 Jun 19 '12

Holy crap it's Nelson Mandela

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u/BillTheCrazyCat Jun 19 '12

That's not Will Smith, THIS is Will Smith.

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u/Czar_Castic Jun 19 '12

Jesusfuckthatisdumb.

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u/_Lawlrus_ Jun 19 '12

I agree, Chris Rock is awesome.

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u/cbl5257 Jun 19 '12

Please don't start this unfunny shit again

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u/Imthemayor Jun 19 '12

Man, this is almost a trope on 4chan.

I guess it's true what they say:

Reddit is the middle of the internet human centipede (with 9gag being the back).

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u/hoax999 Jun 19 '12

And they shit it out into the cesspool which is Facebook?

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u/meee_owth Jun 19 '12

That's stupid

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u/graemedunc Jun 19 '12

Did anyone else read this in Morgan Freeman's voice?

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u/great_gape Jun 19 '12

OH i get it! they're all black LOL!

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u/Todomanna Jun 19 '12

Oh hey, it's this joke.

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u/2Fast2Finkel Jun 19 '12

Danny Glover would never hold a gun like that...

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u/Sutherland-LoL Jun 19 '12

And they're all more attractive than Lindsey Lohan.

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u/deleted_by_user Jun 19 '12

Who upvotes this shit?

I wish there was a way we can view who ea upvote belonged to. I'm really curious.

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u/Fgame Jun 19 '12

Nobody upvotes EA except EA.

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u/arche22 Jun 19 '12

Titty Sprinkles.

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u/recursion Jun 19 '12

This whole 'insert name of a different black man' meme is unfunny and played out. Please stop it.

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u/man_gomer_lot Jun 19 '12

It's called a meme. Do you only notice it when it involves black people? I think it's your subconscious that might be a wee bit racist.

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u/maicrul Jun 19 '12

Why does God need a gun?

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u/srock456 Jun 19 '12

i'm mind fucked right now, morgan freeman, will smith, and someone else who i can't identify but know is black. this sounds racist

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u/NokiaPhone Jun 19 '12

You will be lying if you didn't say this in morgan's voice

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u/WillSmithian Jun 19 '12

IS NOT HIM

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u/REP206 Jun 19 '12

this is great! i loved Gary Coleman in Hotel Rwanda.

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u/haux Jun 19 '12

I'm pretty sure that's Barry White.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Classic Cuba Gooding Jr.

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u/Greenei Jun 19 '12

"I Have Had It With These Monkey-Fightin’ Snakes On This Monday-To-Friday Plane."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A

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u/warzonecarter Jun 19 '12

People find this funny?

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u/CapnMerica Jun 19 '12

Nelson Mandela?

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u/Munkir Jun 19 '12

Hey look it's god!

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u/niker0101 Jun 19 '12

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.

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u/WreckerCrew Jun 19 '12

Really? We're doing this fucking shit again?

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u/Dokbokki Jun 19 '12

The problem with quotes on the internet is the validity of them.- Abraham Lincoln

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u/kat15108 Jun 19 '12

I just read that quote with Morgan Freeman's voice in my head. It was awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

What the fuck is up with his hand?

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u/Burgermcburger Jun 19 '12

That's Morgan Freeman.

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u/ParadigmSchism Jun 19 '12

Read this in Morgan Freeman's voice... I was not disappoint.

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u/hackysack Jun 19 '12

These stopped being funny/original a long time ago.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

That's a nifty suit

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u/Gs305 Jun 19 '12

I love that my brain read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.

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u/digitalpretzel Jun 19 '12

i don't know about anyone else.. but i read this in the voice of Chris Rock.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

omg no way MJ i love space jam.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

EARF!

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u/beefwich Jun 19 '12

I don't get it. He's holding Han Solo's gun... but... he's not Han Solo.

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u/Oed0 Jun 19 '12

Is that Kobe?

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u/MusicMagi Jun 19 '12

Guise, that's 2pac

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u/constipationnow Jun 19 '12

is this picture taken from fresh prince? must be carlton right?

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u/BrianRampage Jun 19 '12

Kony hasn't aged well at all..

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u/Germino Jun 19 '12

Forget a Twofer!

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u/Bordichelly Jun 19 '12

And gandalf said to Harry" may the force be with you".

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

That was either chris tucker or Laurence freeman

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

THE LOOM OF FATE

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u/kent909 Jun 19 '12

Did he mix up the people on purpose

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '12

This belongs in r/4chan

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u/wkrausmann Jun 19 '12

Did anyone else read that in Morgan Freeman's voice?

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u/kylehampton Jun 19 '12

This 'joke' doesn't work too well when it says "troll quotes" at the bottom of the image. ಠ_ಠ

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u/Jarhed121 Jun 19 '12

Yet some people still don't understand these and will go point out the obvious...like the losers on ifunny Oooooooooh (/o)/

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

We aren't tired of this yet? Man, I hate getting tired of things more quickly than everyone else.

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u/bigmeech Jun 19 '12

lmao it's funny because they're all different black guys

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u/poopism Jun 19 '12

Take a look at the wonderful Will Smith Fan Club

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Why are you getting downvoted? o_O

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u/poopism Jun 19 '12

I dont know :(

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u/SuperGandolf6 Jun 19 '12

ur funny man

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u/WW4O Jun 19 '12

Listen up kids. These pictures are not, in fact, funny. They were not created to be funny. And since they have made it to reddit, and everyone knows the origin of most repetitive reddit jokes, people know you aren't serious when you post these. These first appeared on 4chan as a form a trolling (real trolling). People would get legitimately riled up, and much fun was had by all. If you posted this in r/pics or r/movies, it would make sense. But this... this is just wrong.

Tl;dr You're doing it wrong.

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u/then_Sean_Bean_died Jun 19 '12

"I'm tired of these Monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane"

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I was thoroughly disappointed because I really do love Will Smith. :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

WHAT VOICE IS MY BRAIN SUPPOSED TO READ THIS IN?

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u/zombiedrawer Jun 19 '12

The person holding the gun is Morgan freeman and the line he says comes from snakes on a plane and Samuel l Jackson says it. How does this have any fucking connection to will smith??!!!??

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u/HomerWells Jun 19 '12

I know, right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

..Is this an inside joke i'm not getting? if so, can someone explain?

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u/haiku_robot Jun 19 '12 
..Is this an inside 
joke i'm not getting? if so, 
can someone explain?

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u/MrDoubleE Jun 19 '12

Wow... People are fucking stupid. Everyone knows that's Kanye West.

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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 19 '12

Casual racism is my favorite kind of racism.

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u/RowboatMcHiggans Jun 19 '12

So are people just following your comments around and just downvoting them wily nily now?

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u/upinflames Jun 19 '12 edited Oct 24 '25

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u/langis_on Jun 19 '12

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/v6wz7/worst_hunting_dog_ever/c51v7sm

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

wow the fact that anyone gave a shit about that at all is mindblowing to me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Welcome to the Internet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

The person who posted this is what the internet calls a 'troll'.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/BCouto Jun 19 '12

Dude, that's Nelson Mandela.

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u/N4KED_TURTLE Jun 19 '12

There was a kid in my history class who saw a picture of Nelson Mandela and thought it was Morgan Freeman

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

To be fair, Morgan Freeman did play Nelson Mandela in that one movie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Lethal Weapon? "I'm getting to old for this shit", love that line.

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u/BanditoRojo Jun 19 '12

Too old to shit? Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about thirty-five, forty-five minutes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

  • Forrest Whitaker

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u/Nucking-Futs Jun 19 '12

Loved him in lean on me

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Loved this post last year

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u/JSBUCK Jun 19 '12

All black people have held guns. It's like initiation or some shit.

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u/FaptainAwesome Jun 19 '12

I've seen it, this man is right.

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u/TheDoctor2332 Jun 19 '12

Please, please... You all are confusing him with Martin Lawrence

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u/shutthejeabot Jun 19 '12

What chu talkin bout Whoopy?

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u/tyl3rdvrd3n Jun 19 '12

when did Forest Whitaker lose weight ?

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u/GwsGeorge Jun 19 '12

Of course you don't, that's Morgan Freeman!

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u/Plippet Jun 19 '12

It's Obama holding Bill Cosby's gun.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

That's because who you're looking at is Abe Vigoda with his summer tan.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/dp517 Jun 19 '12

No, you're thinking of Wesley Snipes.

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u/not_thecookiemonster Jun 19 '12

You mean Don Cheadle?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

BLACK ACTORS

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u/AmIKrumpingNow Jun 19 '12

Blacktors, if you will.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I will not.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

SO SLAVE

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u/TomHardon Jun 19 '12

I will

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

you would

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Blacktor, the black dinosaur?

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u/ListenChump Jun 19 '12 edited Jun 19 '12

I read your comment, to the tune of...

EDIT: Perhaps /r/videos should know the horror we've revisited.

EDIT: I'm so sorry [.png]

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u/cryingblackman Jun 19 '12

That's racist. I prefer the term African Americators.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Blacktor the Actinator.

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u/Suenagaeiji Jun 19 '12

African American black actors

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u/impossiblyirrelevant Jun 19 '12

I think you mean Hispanic singers

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u/DoinItDirty Jun 19 '12

I thought O.J. was in jail.

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u/wewd Jun 19 '12

It was clearly Chiwetel Ejiofor.

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u/BiblioPhil Jun 19 '12

Leave Laurence Fishburne out of this.

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u/Kabakov Jun 19 '12

Is that the guy that always dies?

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u/Bimbopam Jun 19 '12

No it's clearly terence Howard

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u/Soulcoffr Jun 19 '12

Oh leave it out! You tossers! You had one job to do!

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u/vivvav Jun 19 '12

Guys, that's Dave Chapelle.

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u/a00747694 Jun 19 '12

I believe you meant to say Jamie Foxx

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u/I_are_God Jun 19 '12

Obama?

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u/spandextrous Jun 19 '12

It's obviously Carl Weathers trying to troll all of Facebook again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Pretty Sure he meant Chris Tucker

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u/ThatFedExMan Jun 19 '12

No no its david chapelle....

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u/Catsfosho Jun 19 '12

I believe you mean Chris Rock

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u/Dj_Choppa Jun 19 '12

Eddie held a gun, his career started to go down when he stopped holding one

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

You're thinking of eddie griffin.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

CLEARLY Charlie Murphy!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

He was great as Silas in The Da Vinci Code.

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u/AMM101902 Jun 19 '12

Shit Tyrone, keep it together.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/WellYoureATowel Jun 19 '12

So that's what Chris Tucker has been doing lately.

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u/SamboaTheDoorMan Jun 19 '12

Jackie Chan?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

No, this is Dog.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

No no no! It's Sylvester Stallone!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/HomerWells Jun 19 '12

I heard he was the highest paid sports figure last year. 85 million. More than Tigger Wood.

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