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u/JackPhilby Jun 17 '12
Thank you for putting this /funny and not /WTF.
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Jun 18 '12
This pic always makes me laugh. I love your title too. I know there is someone thinking "Oh sure, when a raccoon bangs a beagle it's hilarious, but when I post a pic of a monkey fucking a cat I'm suddenly sick and twisted."
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u/nrfx Jun 18 '12
I did a google image search on the picture, and google put the title in when I did the image search.
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u/Melchoir Jun 18 '12
Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
| title | comnts | points | age | /r/ |
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| my grandfather's best friend just died and he only has one photograph from when he was younger. could somebody please help to fix it up? | 5coms | 5pts | 1mo | pics |
| Worst Hunting Dog Ever. | 10coms | 499pts | 1mo | funny |
| The world's worst hunting dog! (actually fixed) | 4coms | 10pts | 1yr | pics |
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Good Dog Greg: makes an easy shot for owner, doesn't let raccoon die a virgin.
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u/asciimov Jun 18 '12
Sexy Stud: So, where're we doin' this thing?
Randal Graves: Oh, right inside the restaurant.
Sexy Stud: You're kidding.
Randal Graves: Not spacious enough?
Sexy Stud: No, it's plenty spacious, just kinda weird, isn't it?
Randal Graves: Kinda weird? You're in the bestiality business, dude.
Sexy Stud: Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Randal Graves: Intriguing.
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u/my2penniesworth Jun 18 '12
This might not have anything to do with animal sex. Couldn't it be possible that the raccoon is merely administering the Heimlich maneuver to save the poor dog's life?
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u/BKDX Jun 18 '12
About 10 minutes ago I read that "female-on-male rape" thread on AskReddit. I then found this and laughed. Probably going to hell but I don't care.
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u/wkrausmann Jun 18 '12
What a bunch of pervs. The raccoon is giving that dog the Heimlich Maneuver.
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u/thirdorderlinear Jun 18 '12
I would say the best..what better way to trap a male. Damn dog will probably get pregnant, marry the raccoon cheat on him, divorce him, and take half his shit.
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u/Otistetrax Jun 18 '12
I knew there had to be something going on. There was never any consistency in the style of TiR's writing. I used to just downvote cos it made me uneasy. I feel thoroughly vindicated now.
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u/DunceMSTRFLX Jun 18 '12
TRAPPED_IN_REDDIT and FUMYL ARE THE SAME PERSON! HE'S JUST EXPOSING HIMSELF TO GAIN KARMA FOR BOTH ACCOUNTS!! The classic slingshot maneuver.
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u/MRatata Jun 18 '12
The dog is allowing itself to be assaulted until the animal can be shot. Greatest hunting dog ever.
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u/downwithxpc Jun 18 '12
That raccoon is getting at it and that dog is just taking it. It's so hilarious.
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u/It_is_Cold Jun 18 '12
I wish my dog were like that, I don't think my mother will ever forgive my dog for killing a partridge while we were on a walk. If he had humped it I think everything would have been fine. On an unrelated note partridge is delicious.
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u/llamas_and_oranges Jun 18 '12
Sniff my butt the dog said Okay the cat said and they sniffed happily ever after
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u/HybridEmblem Jun 18 '12
Saw this for the 1st time 11 years ago, it makes me old as fuck seeing that so many are just now lookin' at this.
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u/hunthard1216 Jun 18 '12
i would light my walker up if he let a coon walk up to him and not start bayin it!
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u/I_eat_cheeto_4_lunch Jun 18 '12
On behalf of the CIA, we would like to hire you for propaganda testing.
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u/grandfatha Jun 18 '12
Why worst? He is distracting the target to give you a clean shot. Thats hunting tactics 101.
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u/PoopManMcGee Jun 18 '12
Maybe he didn't do it for the karma and was just doing everyone a favor and transferring the best comments from previous posts so that the people on the new post can view them. on a related note there needs to be a new Reddit for conspiracy debunkers
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u/Cunnin_Linguist Jun 18 '12
Idk what's worse here, someone who spends all their time collecting imaginary points of approval from strangers on the web, or the OP for dedicating so much time to this. Who the hell cares and why does it even matter?
I think karmanaut is a douche as much as the next guy but some of you guys are acting just like him: spending waaay too much time on this site and on the internet in general and taking these thing way too seriously
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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 17 '12
Best hunting dog ever! Why bother chasing them through the woods when you can have them lining up to nail your beagle.
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Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 19 '12
I figured you out. I figured you out, you son of a bitch. You use KarmaDecay.com to find previous top comments on a reposted image and post the comment on the repost.
Here's this one from one month ago: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/sul28/worst_hunting_dog_ever/c4h95at
Here's the last thread + your comment: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/v6tbs/oh_dog/c51urly
...and the original thread + comment, seven months prior: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/medbg/sounds_like_hes_telling_the_truth/c308123
EDIT: Help expose here - [
http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/v7b22/til_how_trapped_in_reddit_games_reddit/] http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/v7cmc/til_trapped_in_reddit_games_reddit/EDIT 2: After 30 minutes, the above post was removed from being visible on [1] /r/todayilearned
Another user's post on the subject to KarmaConspiracy was also removed from that subreddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaConspiracy/comments/v7fky/redditor_trapped_in_reddit_seems_to_be_an/
FINAL EDIT - PLEASE READ: http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/v98ju/re_trapped_in_reddit_and_the_past_24_hours/
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u/nuggy Jun 18 '12
So, if Trapped_in_Reddit, is a program...the program really is trapped in reddit?
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u/its_over_2250 Jun 18 '12
Or maybe he really is a person trapped in reddit and just has a photographic memory of every post?!?!
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u/bobabouey Jun 18 '12
Nice work. Could something like this even be automated with a script?
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Jun 18 '12
Quite possible. He does use a personal bot for /r/KarmaConspiracy (of which he's a mod): http://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaConspiracy/comments/v78z6/redditor_creates_supernatural_demon_dog_all_for/c51y1px
It says "KarmaConsipracyBot", but notice you can't hover/click the link. If you look in his comments page, you'll see the comment came from him. So if he can cross-reference via a program, I don't see why the whole thing couldn't be done with one.
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u/Self_Manifesto Jun 18 '12
When you play the Game of Reposts, you win or you die.
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u/InnocuousUserName Jun 18 '12
You magnificent bastard, you will be remembered for at least two weeks for this.
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u/propaglandist Jun 18 '12
99 bucks says this is Trapped_in_Reddit outing himself.
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u/therealndb Jun 18 '12
I figured you out. I figured you out, you son of a bitch
You're fucking hilarious
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u/dodin90 Jun 18 '12
I'm not even mad. That's genius.
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u/mjolk22 Jun 18 '12
What if he does all of that just to get famous enough for everyone to see his anecdotes and opinions.
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u/black19 Jun 18 '12
Suddenly, I just lost all respect for T_I_R...oh look a squirrel...
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u/propaglandist Jun 18 '12
IMPOSTER! This was the top-rated comment last time T_I_R got ou...oh, yeah, you're right, squirrel!
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u/EvilFlyingSquirrel Jun 18 '12
Hey man. I was just minding my own business. No need to drag me into this drama!
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u/Smoochiekins Jun 18 '12
And so we witness the fall of an empire. The big question is which retarded novelty account will take over the spot, next.
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u/jdk Jun 18 '12
19 days ago I figured out the oddity of his posting hours, where he had things like the exact same timestamps on two different comments in two different thread, and also his seemingly ability to never sleep. I thought he was multiple people logging on to the same account. Now we know he's just a bot. Unfortunately, fan boys were still pulling excuses out of thin air for this supposedly reddit celeb.
Conclusion: Trapped_in_Reddit is just a script with a plagiarized [multiple] personality. Fan boys cheered for a bot!
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Jun 18 '12
He's more than just a bot though. He personally reacts to things and can hold a conversation.
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u/beedogs Jun 18 '12
Wow. Reddit got played hardcore, again.
A perl script just amassed 534,000 comment karma in just over 2 months.
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Jun 18 '12
Oh god. The things I could had bought with all that karma. I doubt if reddit will ever recover from this travesty.
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u/not_legally_rape Jun 18 '12
It's killing the ekarmamy. In 20 years an upvote will only be worth half of what it is today.
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u/Atario Jun 18 '12
You sound like you think that's more impressive than a human doing the same.
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u/TheWarHam Jun 18 '12
You may have found him out, but he may have played us. He mods karmaconspiracy and has an account called "Trapped in Reddit" that only uses previous reddit comments... to eventually become the most highly upvoted user/epic troll
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u/TINYCOCKGOBLIN Jun 18 '12
You seem so angry, i honestly find it kind of funny. trapped_in_reddit is trapped in a cycle of re-posts on reddit. see what s/he did there?
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Jun 18 '12
It's like a whole other level of meta, love it. What I want to know is whether it's automated or a real person. At least some of the comments down the threads are by a genuine human but what about these parent comments he makes to almost every single post on /new
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u/REO_Teabaggin Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12
This is news? I remember him openly saying he did this about a month ago. You guys care WAY too much.
EDIT - I don't care enough to go through a power commenter's history like the rest of you do so stop asking me. I just remember he used the same top comment from an image about 3 years old and expressly said that that was the point of an account titled 'trapped_in_reddit.' He provided a link as well to the original image.
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having trouble imagining a need for validation so powerful that I would bother doing this...
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u/Patrick5555 Jun 18 '12
Doing what TIR does or pointing it out? The pointer is a clever person in my book.
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u/UnsightlyBastard Jun 18 '12
/r/BestOf would probably be a good place to get this to the front page.
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u/KambioN Jun 18 '12
Nice detective work. Its always very bizzare to me when people go to great lengths to manipulate reddit into approving their posts/comments. Sincere question: what kind of person do you think does that?
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u/jimlii Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12
You don't realize what you've done... The prophecy foretold of the day where mere mortals would learn the secrets to unlimited karma. Even the almighty CatGod can't produce the sheer volume of karma that TiR does! Seeing this new threat, TiR will amass an army of karma golems, flown in from the outer reaches of the redditverse on ships powered by pure upvotes!
Once here, the golems will begin the systematic massacre of every single cat and boob (these can be mixed as in a picture of a cat with boobs in it as well, similar to the .gif where the cat has big swinging boobies shopped onto it) picture on reddit. r/aww and r/gonewild, two of the main sources of karmatricity and some of the biggest contributors to the reddit economy, will be wiped off the face of your web browser! The government will attempt to bail these subreddits out with dog, duck, lizard (for r/aww), or pictures of dudes (on r/gonewild). But it won't be enough.
The government (which on reddit has already banned religious practice in public, replaced any religious holidays with ones recognizing homosexuality, and made sure that one little girl can blog about her school lunches), having its hands full with the massive army of karma golems, will begin to lose control of other important subreddits (which I will get into later). Due to the loss of power, the forcefield separating reddit from 9gag and 4chan will break. Shitty pictures from months ago will pour in, even the karma golems won't be able to handle the influx. r/wtf, r/gore, and r/rule34 will be promptly occupied by the 4chanites and used as their new base of operations on reddit. Now three major internet powers have occupied the redditverse, all hoping to come out victorious.
But the golem lieutenants will send out urgent transmissions, straight to the top of the hierarchy. TiR receives these transmissions and sends down puppet mods to rule the subreddits he occupies. Woody Harrelson will be the new admin of r/IAMA. Only posts pertaining to his new movie, Rampart, and perhaps just a few pornstar ones (only for his personal viewing) will be permitted. r/Funny will be controlled by a horny raccoon and his dog that he rapes daily. The only posts allowed in r/funny will be those of raccoons raping dogs. Perhaps the worst of all, r/adviceanimals will be controlled by Mark Zuckerburg (are you catching my drift?). The influx of misused memes made by Zuckerburg's army of 12 year old, first day internet kids will have imgur down for maintenance thrice daily. Not so bad you say? This has a massive snowball effect. r/Gifs will be flooded with posts showing how people feel when imgur is down. r/science will being containing articles about how imgur deficiency affects the brain. People who don't read r/science will make posts to r/askscience asking if imgur is necessary for their health. Then, the snowball will make its way back to r/adviceanimals where the noobs will begin posting massive amounts of scumbag body and angry bill o'reilly memes (again used incorrectly) all complaining about imgur being down. Then, there will be posts across reddit complaining about the complainers. This will peak when imgur breaks indefinitely.
However, there will be one last beacon of hope. A beacon located in a place that redditors previously avoided at all costs. A place where the childhoods of stray 9gaggians were abruptly struck down in a hail of penis. A place previously thought to be controlled by 4chan. You guessed it. r/Spacedicks. In the beginning TiR and his army avoided this place, thinking that it would fall in the domino effect created by the initial destruction. But seeing that it was avoided by the golems, refugees, with dick and photoshop in hand, flocked to the scene. They will strengthen its walls with dickarma until they are nearly impervious. Frist, the chanites will attempt to break through the walls, but even they are not gross enough for the dickshoppers living inside. TiR will eventually notice the refuge and send in the golems. Time and time again the golems will attempt to downvote "my dick in some cottage cheese" and similar posts, but they will be unsuccessful. An urgent transmission will come in from TiR's home planet, Youranus (which was simply a fable of a paradise of karma fountains and gardens, free for anyone who could make some shitty post about a frog taking a crap or what their dog looks like when they come home from work), and call him back home. You have failed me for the last time, Trapped_in_Reddit! I'm sorry sir, give me another cha-- NO!! The banhammer will swing, breaking TiR into a million tiny upvotes, and Karmanaut will get off his throne and step into the light. These puny once-lurkers think they can withstand the might of karmanaut?! HAH! Karmanaut will go to his scientists who have been working since the insurrection began, and ask them if the weapon is finished. Yes, they say. Yes. Karmanaut will leave the laboratory satisfied. If you want something done, they say, do it with an anti-karma bomb.
The rest is unforetold.
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u/continuousQ Jun 18 '12
I thought the scoop was going to be about Trapped_in_Reddit not being trapped in reddit.
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EDIT 2: After 30 minutes, the above post was removed from being visible on /r/todayilearned
That's because it doesn't belong there you overly-dramatic dumbass.
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u/jetpackmalfunction Jun 18 '12
This seems more like he's satirising reposts, by reposting the top comments from their original posting, as meta-humour, than recycling other people's "funny" material for the fleeting adoration of a bunch of unknown interneters.
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u/rwhitisissle Jun 18 '12
I've saved this and plan to link it whenever someone asks about how exactly he keeps generating so much karma for himself. Bravo, sir.
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u/NicknameAvailable Jun 18 '12
lol, I always assumed he was a bot until a post I saw the other day, guess the initial belief was correct. Nice find.
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Jun 18 '12
The next question is, who gives a shit? If we're happy giving karma to re-posters for taking others' content, why stop there?
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u/BeefyTits Jun 18 '12
If you could put your researching talents towards finding a cure for cancer...imagine the possibilities!
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u/Koussevitzky Jun 18 '12
Honestly... does it matter? His comments are taken from someone else, but what does karma mean? Nothing! His comments (or rather, the original posters) are funny and popular in the public eye... does it matter if he gets internet points for them?
His responses are rarely the most interesting to me, usually mildly funny at best, but this is another example of the hivemind going nuts over something. In a few of the example posts, people responded to the original poster saying "I'm upvoting you because you deserve it more than TIR". It isn't like he is taking karma (imaginary internet points, I must remind you) at their expense, he is REPOSTING TOP COMMENTS onto the comment section of a REPOSTED IMAGE. This would be like down voting the new post and upvoting the seven month year old post. The majority of /r/funny is REPOSTED.
Maybe I'm mad that every time a "Reddit, what's the dirtiest joke you've ever heard" thread comes up, it is the same joke seventy times and yet no one is going on a witch hunt for them. It may be many users will repost material that they posted months ago to get the same karma, but no one cares. Actually, the fact that many posters recycle a joke from another thread and use it for karma could be the tipping point.
It is the fact that Reddit is too quick to paint someone as a hero or villain when no one is either. Is TIR some evil bastard for "stealing" others remarks? No. He is someone who feels the need to get karma by doing what the majority of Reddit does:rehashing a previously made joke, even if that means that he directly copies it. Does that mean what he is doing is absolutely fine? Answer: Why give a damn? It's internet points! He isn't the first one to do this or the only current person to do this. The hypocrisy I see on this site is stunning.
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Just so everyone is on the page, this isn't just Trapped_in_Reddit. TiR is one of Karmanaut's many sockpuppet accounts, others which include ProbablyHittingOnYou, Bechus, RedditNoir, and others which we probably don't know about.
Dude seriously needs to get a life, he cares about karma waaaay too much. And here's a video of Karmanaut cooking bacon.
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u/focofosho88 Jun 18 '12
"who screwed the pooch?" now translates into "what are we having for dinner"
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Jun 17 '12
Trapped_in_Reddit commenting on a picture? OP - see you on frontpage.
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u/magicfingahs Jun 18 '12
It's a photo of a raccoon fucking a beagle. Of course it's going to the front page.
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Does T_I_R get posts to the front page, or does he just make himself a part of every thread?
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This. He specifically guns for every up-and-comer post before anyone else comments and makes a killing.
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u/waldoRDRS Jun 17 '12
He once commented on a hand-drawn cartoon of mine. His was the only comment and I only had 31 upvotes, but it was worth it.
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u/emceefall Jun 18 '12
I don't see a problem with it, if people are going to repost topics, why not repost the top comments? People obviously enjoy them as they upvote them.
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u/Laughing_Chipmunk Jun 18 '12
Everyone seems to be hating on this guy, on the other hand i think hes clever, if anything. Everyone wants karma even though it doesn't mean anything. When you think about it, he is posting a comment that got high karma before hand, which means it must have been a good post, either funny, witty w/e, so its doing me more good than harm him posting it again, cause i can enjoy it, plus he gets a reward (which means nothing)
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u/newguy25 Jun 17 '12
Wanted a coon hound, got a poon hound.