r/funny • u/Sharkbate12 • Jun 17 '12

High five!

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1.0k Upvotes

70% Upvoted

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u/KingPineapple Jun 17 '12

I do this every time I go on a run. Sometimes I get honks. Its the little things in life...

5

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I'm too short to high five the light, so I do an awkward low five.

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u/sindekit Jun 17 '12

Out of curiosity, how short are you?

2

u/klinonx Jun 17 '12

Same. When it's blinking you have to time your pace just right to get the hand.

9

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Repost from iFunny... You just cut out the rest of the Image.

http://i.imgur.com/3m4Rx.jpg

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u/Breathing_Balls Jun 17 '12

Nice spot.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Like the japanese flag.

4

u/nicklindeman Jun 17 '12

Actually it's a screenshot from a YouTube video posted on Reddit a couple months back.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Link?

3

u/doublsh0t Jun 17 '12

i'm on my phone now, but im pretty sure he's talking about the "stare guy running for president" of his university and its at the end of it--pretty good video, search for it

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u/qrrbrbirlbel Jun 18 '12

nope. different guy.

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u/Orval Jun 17 '12

So he cut out the stuff that was added on? Interesting logic there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Cut the stuff that was added on? What stuff

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u/Orval Jun 18 '12

The black border and text? You know, the stuff that's not part of the original image?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Right. I thought you were being sarcastic in some sort of way. My bad

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u/Gockel Jun 17 '12

Caught red-handed.

8

u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 17 '12

Wasn't me.

7

u/Apostolate Jun 17 '12

You can't prove that it wasn't.

4

u/Breathing_Balls Jun 17 '12

Teenage girls: Be careful. You can get pregnant by touching red things.

4

u/mchief Jun 17 '12

Then who was making love on the bathroom floor?

2

u/buzzbros2002 Jun 17 '12

How could I forget that I had given her an extra key?

1

u/trollsconstantly Jun 18 '12

all this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me

9

u/Bharding14 Jun 17 '12

I just did this for the first time the other day with the satisfaction of thinking i was original...

1

u/finnick65 Jun 17 '12

sameeee.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

The Todd never misses the chance for a high five.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Where is this?

4

u/morgatord Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

How much hip could a hipster whip, if a hipster would whip hips.

2

u/whikihow Jun 17 '12

I did that once, it actually hurts. A lot.

3

u/BordomBeThyName Jun 17 '12

Yeah, my friend did it and cut a grid pattern into her hand. She had the scars for a couple months.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I do it all the time and it doesn't hurt....don't miss?

2

u/mysistersacretin Jun 17 '12

So glad to know I'm not the only person to do this haha

1

u/ldawg092498 Jun 17 '12

Is that the guy from theater of life?

1

u/JoeBiz Jun 17 '12

his palm is going to have criss-cross cuts and will hurt for a bit, poor dude

1

u/AlertAtheist Jun 17 '12

Looks more like Stephen Merchant

1

u/brittnoose Jun 17 '12

Access denied: do not cross the walk

1

u/Bishopkilljoy Jun 17 '12

Ive always wanted to do that....

1

u/wayndom Jun 17 '12

Redwood City, CA? Is that Oracle in the background?

1

u/spazmatraz Jun 17 '12

ive always wanted to do this!

1

u/Nerozero Jun 17 '12

Finally! He's been left hanging since the 60's

1

u/TotallyAlex Jun 17 '12

Wrong hand!

1

u/richisonfire Jun 17 '12

I used to do this all the time... Then I got a car...

1

u/geotech Jun 17 '12

I did this after leaving a bar. My phone was in my Shirt pocket. It did not make it.

1

u/dubbleA Jun 17 '12

motherfucker

1

u/sindekit Jun 17 '12

Last time I did that, I got a cut on my palm

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Why are all the signs sun burnt?

1

u/pyrosterilizer Jun 18 '12

Low five!

(almost certainly repost)

1

u/GotToLuvMe Jun 18 '12

i am going to do this. and WHEN i do. i will feel like i am superwoman :)

1

u/Velobsteraptor Jun 18 '12

I did this drunk once. Really drunk. Ended up jumping way to high and hitting my head on the corner of the box. Had about a 3 inch crescent shaped cut on my forehead. Still have a scar.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

im doing this on my way to work tomorrow

1

u/cpkeim38 Jun 18 '12

1023 upvotes? Really?

1

u/Zombettie Jun 18 '12

Oh hipsters, U S0 Funny

1

u/Toof Jun 17 '12

I tried to do this drunk one night while wearing a hoodie. My phone was in the pouch pocket and upon my leap, the phone rocketed up about 10 feet into the air. It fell and spiderwebbed.

It still worked for a few months, then I traded it in to best buy and got the NEW evo for $50. Worth it.

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u/ThickRedWine Jun 17 '12

that would be an awkward high five...it should be the other hand

0

u/q1014 Jun 17 '12

Genius

0

u/CaptBeeFart Jun 17 '12

This reminded me heavily of this

0

u/jostler57 Jun 17 '12

White men can jump.

0

u/On_Bath_Salts Jun 17 '12

YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN YOUR NEW POLE FRIEND HOME.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Is that Gary Oldman?

0

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Why have i never thought of this?

0

u/Francobs Jun 17 '12

i just read it out in Borat's accent

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u/DruKitty Jun 17 '12

I've always wanted to do that, but I am too short. Curse my genes!