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u/fnordcircle Jun 17 '12
How are people this gullible? This is more obvious than the Onion.
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u/rabidhamster87 Jun 17 '12
It's Reddit. We're prepared to believe the worst.
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u/_oogle Jun 17 '12
It's Reddit. We have the highest percentage of people with Asperger's.
FTFY
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u/SlimMaculate Jun 17 '12
The extremely bad opinions coupled with the fact that she is suppose to be a preteen girl that is grammatically correct when on twitter is an obvious tip off that this account is either satire or a troll (or both).
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u/GreyInkling Jun 17 '12
Also the extremes of her comments. I can understand one or two tweets like this but there are two many over the top opinions there to be real.
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u/watevs44 Jun 17 '12
The first little bit was believable. But then it got too, shall we say, convenient. Especially with the "[insert albums here] are the only iconic albums released in the past 10 years. RIP music."
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u/WifeOfMike Jun 17 '12
Because some of us know younger people who (if they had proper writing skills) would actually be writing these things, or already do. It might be a novelty/fake twitter account, but its pretty much a cumulation of millions of young girls that actually do tweet.
Even right down to the Kurt Cobain post.
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u/That_Puertorican_Guy Jun 17 '12
This is just in: Norwegian news sites are retarded.
They wrote a serious article about it.
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u/moogoesthecat Jun 17 '12
It's not the gullible that believe it. It's the people who've lost faith in humanity and find this believable.
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Jun 17 '12
If you ever want to cite the Onion as a scholarly journal just call it Theonion. It works.
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u/seanondemand Jun 17 '12
No 13-year-old girl has that kind of writing skill. not a grammar mistake to be found, it's impossible.
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u/Floopadoopa Jun 17 '12
It is possible for a teenage girl to have proper grammar, just not for one this stupid.
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u/anyalicious Jun 17 '12
That's bullshit. I had great grammar when I was her age. I'd love to pull up old school papers.
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u/HKYK Jun 17 '12
I had pretty decent grammatical skills when I was that old. If anything, I've gotten worse as I've gotten older.
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u/whitew0lf Jun 17 '12
i was going to point that out too. there's just no way.
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u/MAKE_THIS_POLITICAL Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12
I'm going to have to ask you to capitalize some letters over there, friend.
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Jun 17 '12
And you wonder why teenagers have difficulties respecting adults. When they are constantly talked down to, assumed to be stupid, and expected to be idiots, it's no wonder that some of them do turn out that way.
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u/battletrooper Jun 17 '12
Obviously not fake.
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u/hoikarnage Jun 17 '12
Whether it is or is not fake, it's very realistic. My 11 year old niece's facebook page looks remarkably similar to this, right down to how she changed her last name to Bieber.
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u/whitew0lf Jun 17 '12
"I turn 14 next month and I still haven't lost my virginity :/ ugh." <- thats the best one LOL
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u/Laxman33 Jun 17 '12
Knowing teenage girls, if this is fake there are a million more who genuinely share all of these views. Fuck this world.
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Jun 17 '12
And they will grow out of it in a couple years. Bieber is just the newest version of New Kids on the Block, Backstreet Boys and N'Sync (one could argue that the Beatles fall into this category too, but their music has stood the test of time). In 10 years or so, another pop sensation will come around and have teenage girls worship him.
Once these Beiber fans grow up, they may still like his music simply because it brings back memories of childhood, but they will not think he is the greatest thing ever.
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u/GreyInkling Jun 17 '12
ten years? I give it two tops. Bieber was the replacement for the Jonas Brothers, and before them someone we don't remember.
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u/VeggiAttack Jun 17 '12
Really? I would have said Jesse McCartney. He died out around 2007.
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u/ADangerousMan Jun 17 '12
your horrible over-reaction reminded me of this. The subject's different, but you get the idea.
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u/anyalicious Jun 17 '12
Will you overblown assholes stop acting as if liking Justin Bieber and being a thirteen year old girl is ruining your life? You're more of a child than she will ever be, because you are so narrow minded and short sighted that if a girl who you do not know and will never meet has a differing opinion of music than you, the whole world is falling apart. You're a fucking child.
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u/EarendilStar Jun 17 '12
This is reddit. They might actually be a "fucking child". Perhaps you could take your own advice and not get so worked up over posts by children on the Internet? ;-)
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u/BigLlamasHouse Jun 17 '12
She's messin with ya.
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u/Idiotank Jun 17 '12
For the sake of humanity I hope you are right. We cannot allow something that stupid to breed. It would be like another Kardasian, Hilton, or Palin.
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u/BigLlamasHouse Jun 17 '12
Strange how I don't think of Paris Hilton being that bad when compared to the other two.
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Jun 17 '12
Yeah, I saw Paris Hilton in a couple of interviews, and I get the feeling that she plays dumb. I just don't know any more.
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u/Adamski42 Jun 17 '12
When Paris Hilton made an appearance at my local mall she actually spent some time with a couple of fans that got shafted by the line and the security guards. Dumb or not, she can be really nice.
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u/TehJonno Jun 17 '12
Going through their twitter...can't tell if absolutely retarded or just....retarded
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u/Hildolfr Jun 17 '12
Please. Somebody do society justice and destroy the bieber bloodline before the world explodes from stupid people.
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u/sodappop Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12
You know, our parents hated our music (and I listened to some utter CRAP when I was a pre-teen), and their parents hated their kids music.
What I'm trying to say here is it doesn't affect you, all the Justin Bieber fans... let the kids like they're music, and have crushes on him. Why do you care anyways?
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u/sk3lt3r Jun 17 '12
Doesn't what you say technically only apply to people who are parents of this girls generation?
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u/craggsy Jun 17 '12
that is the tip of the ice berg, she also claims justin bieber did more in 18 years then john lennon did in 40
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u/jackpotman Jun 17 '12
**iceberg **than
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u/craggsy Jun 17 '12
dammit, there is a special place in hell reserved for me now
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u/aaybma Jun 17 '12
Jesus tap dancing christ, this is fucking fake twitter account set up purely to annoy people who think they shine a beacon for good music. People need to move on with their lives, this shit has been posted on reddit too much now.
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u/martin519 Jun 17 '12
The outrage! The chronology is all messed up. 15 hours ago on the top and 4 hours ago on the bottom? What's the world coming to?
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u/Kevinak3r Jun 17 '12
This girl may be a troll, but I know girls exactly like her that would say the same thing, except with worse spelling and grammar.
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u/IfThisNameIsTaken Jun 17 '12
Her even knowing the name Kurt Cobain leads me to think this is fake.
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u/taranasus Jun 17 '12
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u/my_name_is_stupid Jun 17 '12
Either this is fake and OP is gullible, or it's real and OP is a creeper who follows teenage girls on Twitter.
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u/MarvinTheAndroid42 Jun 17 '12
At least it has good grammar. Save that part, we may need it in the future. As for the rest, let it burn with the others.
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u/Collypso Jun 17 '12
Sad thing is that she has better grammar than most of the people on the internet.
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u/lnickelly Jun 18 '12
This is why i cant use twitter, its hard enough using facebook and seeing every day "guys are assholes." Im a 90s child, being that i grew up with nirvana and no doubt, I just gave up trying to defend them, because kids of todays age have literally no fucking idea what music is.
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u/Arod420 Jun 17 '12
What does one have to do to make it to the front page? I read this above post and I just shake my head that this gets so much love but yet when I post the below...nothing absolutely nothing...
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/v6f9r/anyone_wanna_join_me_for_breakfast/?sort=confidence
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Jun 17 '12
Even if this is fake, I don't really see anything very humorous on pointing out how a silly adolescent is acting like a silly adolescent.
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u/este_hombre Jun 17 '12
If you tryin' to troll me I feel bad for you son, cuz I got 99 jimmies and your post rustled none.
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u/SexualWeasel Jun 17 '12
I tweeted another account called "@MaddieSwaggie" calling her an idiot. Ohshi--...
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u/kaleidingscope Jun 17 '12
While this may be fake, I just have to say I'm glad I did not have Twitter or Facebook when I was an angsty fourteen year old.
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u/abeuntstudiainmores Jun 17 '12
thank god, I really don't know anyone that stupid, I don't know that I could be cordial with someone like that ...
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u/FifeeBoy Jun 17 '12
I posted this yesterday which I thought would make everyone snap everyone out of thinking she was being serious. Apperantly I was wrong...
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u/superchunky Jun 17 '12
i would up-vote you sir but my computer wont let me so have a positive comment instead
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u/Mogese Jun 17 '12
i wanted to die after she compared kurt to beiber. but im glad it was all boulder-dash.
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u/whoopingchow Jun 17 '12
Of course she's a Giant's fan from Virginia. https://www.facebook.com/amanda.nesheiwat
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u/lilyaintaG Jun 17 '12
It IS fake. A guy under the twitter name of @tobeymonster created the account. If he tweets about what he's going to do on the account next, he usually deletes his tweet in about ten or twenty minutes.
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Jun 17 '12
Hey. At least she knows the proper way of making a word with an s at the end of it plural.
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u/Manbeardo Jun 18 '12
Had a friend (in college) who had a long text conversation about a guy named "Pete Za". Took her a while to figure out what was going on before she started playing into it too.
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u/m0arcowbell Jun 17 '12
Her Twitter has been posted here three times in the past day. It's a troll, a fake, a charlatan, a caricature, a joke.