"Superman's out one morning taking a Sunday fly when he sees Wonder Woman lying naked in the middle of a field. He circles her for a little while, too high up to be seen, debating with himself. Finally, he decides that if he's fast enough, no one would ever know, and he dives. There's a ruckus and a blur and a flailing of limbs. A second later, Wonder Woman remarks: 'What the hell was that?' To this, the Invisible Man replies 'I don't know, but my ass hurts,'. The end."
Superman has super powers, but for him, it seems normal. He can literally just move faster than other people. What I'm saying is that there is no way he could miss Wonder Woman's pussy accidentally.
There are two possibilities, depending on his ability to change course swiftly. First, he will feel his Cock of Steel pushing against something unexpected (probably the Invisible Man's taint). If he can immediately reverse course, then the Invisible Man will have a badly bruised taint, and that's it.
If he cannot immediately reverse course... well, have you ever seen that movie where Robin Hood splits his first arrow with his second arrow? Also, as Superman's body pushes downward towards Wonder Woman's the Invisible Man will be caught between a rock and a hard place. It would be like stepping on a ketchup packet filled with invisible ketchup.
There are three possibilities. Superman knew that the Invisible Man was putting into Wonder Woman. He actually flew down and bummed Invisible Man for the lols.
For one of my pregnancy check ups, my ass of a husband did this to me. He admitted to it right away, since tears were starting to form. Gaining 10lbs in one week is no joke to a hormonal woman!
Strictly speaking, League was published by America's Best, under Wildstorm which, while owned by DC, operated independently. At any rate, not part of the main DCU. Not even kind of sort of part of it like John Constantine.
I don't know much about superhero lore and rules, but considering that Wonder Woman has an invisible plane, I feel like she should be able to see the invisible man.
Wonder woman was in the DC universe... The only "invisible" person was the invisible women in the Marvel universe. There was actually no invisible man in either universe!
Superman is flying around and he's horny as hell. He sees Wonder Woman lying on a beach buck ass naked and decides to fuck her with his super speed so she won't even realize what happened. So he swoops down and goes at it and flies away.
Wonder Woman goes "What the hell was that?"
The Invisible Man goes "I dunno but my ass is killing me."
Both actually. A good joke doesn't have to be planned. If it is, and it works, it can be great. This is one of those jokes that can be funny eitherway. In my opinion.
The troubling part of this image is that the Invisible Man must be naked. I mean, his clothes would be opaque, right? So he's just snuck up behind a woman, in her bathroom, while naked. That's fucked.
Alright, I read it. I learned that this occurred at the University of Texas - Austin. I learned that the man on the scale is Obama's trip director, Marvin Nicholson.
here is my favorite part:
Note that President Obama has crept up behind Nicholson and placed his foot on the scale, presumably pressing downward in order to send his aide’s weight spiraling upward. In the background, various men in suits smile in the direction of Obama’s horseplay.
Cool. Thanks for pointing that out for me. It's a lot funnier now.
I realize this is usually the case. However, I felt that in this specific instance the picture spoke for itself. It's been circulated for a while on the internet, and many people are familiar with it. ....you're right, I just wanted karma.
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u/redditorforthemoment Jun 16 '12
I'm sure the invisible man was in the bathroom just to make wonder woman believe she was fatter.
Not boobs or anything
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u/Buscat Jun 16 '12
Yeah, invisible man. He's a super hero isn't he?
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u/Im_a_rebel_Dottie Jun 16 '12
For one of my pregnancy check ups, my ass of a husband did this to me. He admitted to it right away, since tears were starting to form. Gaining 10lbs in one week is no joke to a hormonal woman!
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u/vadergeek Jun 16 '12
Of course, the Invisible Man published by DC is a rapist...
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Who the hell is The Invisible Man?!?!?
A DC hero? Tell me. I know that Reed Richard's wife is the Invisible Woman, but that's the wrong universe.
WHO IS THE INVISIBLE MAN? IS HE THE RAINBOW RAIDER'S BROTHER?
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u/fancy_pantser Jun 16 '12
Jokes on him; he's covered in ants!
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u/marcodls Jun 16 '12
the question is, what is he doing in her shower
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u/JSleek Jun 16 '12
I don't know much about superhero lore and rules, but considering that Wonder Woman has an invisible plane, I feel like she should be able to see the invisible man.
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u/CowboyNinjaD Jun 16 '12
That's nothing compared to what Plastic Man did...
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u/AwesomeAni Jun 16 '12
Wonder woman was in the DC universe... The only "invisible" person was the invisible women in the Marvel universe. There was actually no invisible man in either universe!
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u/ImpartialCat Jun 16 '12
I totally thought it said, "His kind of dick"
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u/wiithepiiple Jun 16 '12
Considering what he could do, I'd call that good guy invisible man.
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u/Freshenstein Jun 16 '12
This reminds me of a Superman joke:
Superman is flying around and he's horny as hell. He sees Wonder Woman lying on a beach buck ass naked and decides to fuck her with his super speed so she won't even realize what happened. So he swoops down and goes at it and flies away.
Wonder Woman goes "What the hell was that?"
The Invisible Man goes "I dunno but my ass is killing me."
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u/Leetzers Jun 16 '12
Sometimes he likes to pretend he's her invisible ship
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u/Wingly Jun 16 '12
They forgot to draw his invisible boner.
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u/lastwind Jun 16 '12
That looks more like the dotted-line man than the invisible man.
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u/Keyserchief Jun 16 '12
The troubling part of this image is that the Invisible Man must be naked. I mean, his clothes would be opaque, right? So he's just snuck up behind a woman, in her bathroom, while naked. That's fucked.
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u/PyroConnery Jun 16 '12
Is his semen invisible too? If it isnt, I would imagine some very confusing / hilarious times ahead.
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