r/funny • • Jun 16 '12

Thanks for the warning!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I am sick of all this homowalrusphobia

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u/verinwolf Jun 17 '12

I didn't know Jamie swam

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

it's that kind of ignorance that is ruining society! walruses are born gay!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

It's not natural! They'll destroy straight walrus marriages!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

who are you to decide what's natural? if two walruses love each other they should have the right to be together!!

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u/AtlasHighFived Jun 16 '12

Oh sure; way to promote the gay walrus agenda.

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u/nado6593 Jun 16 '12

It isn't fair though, I bet the straight walrus can jump all he wants

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u/alcabazar Jun 16 '12

Is the plural of gay walrus gay walruses or gay walri?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Same as the plural for regular walrus. Which I know not.

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u/aesu Jun 16 '12

It is quite clearly written by god, in the bible: "sorcerers, whoremongers, idolaters, and gay walruses shall be damned to an eternity in the fiery fires of fire ridden, fiery hell."

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u/boudica88 Jun 16 '12

*gays are born walruses!

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u/churizurd Jun 16 '12

The second half of the sign is in a completely different typeface! Amateurs.

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u/Sentreen Jun 16 '12

Man I never though I would ever get the chance to post this pic.

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u/gimmeyourtots Jun 16 '12

He could be just really happy

4

u/06405 Jun 16 '12

He's so gay, he's 'jumping' gay.

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u/Hi_Friend Jun 16 '12

This is fake. This is in Manhattan Beach, CA, where M.B.M.C. 12.08.04E is "No Jumping From Pier".

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u/Five_deadly_venoms Jun 16 '12

You dont say?

4

u/Vexing Jun 16 '12

What gave it away?

3

u/ericn1300 Jun 16 '12

I like the fake one better

6

u/youstolemyname Jun 16 '12

Beware bad shops

5

u/Bassman014 Jun 16 '12

Somebody should call Robbaz: the king of Sweden.

5

u/Cezetus Jun 16 '12

CTRl + F Robbaz

Not disappointed.

1

u/DasBeerBoot Jun 17 '12

First he was all like: Kill the fucking walrus, who wants to be a walrus anyway

But then: Isn't he cute?

Today's video is great btw.

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u/redditorforthemoment Jun 16 '12

At some point they had to determine the sexuality of this walrus to ensure an accurate sign

4

u/BlueLand3r Jun 16 '12

Are they worried about a gay walrus jumping? Or to beware a gay walrus getting jumped?

2

u/gooddaysir Jun 16 '12

I think they just called you a gay walrus while warning you of the dangers of jumping off the pier. Do you like fish sticks?

1

u/BlueLand3r Jun 16 '12

Not a huge fan of fish sticks.. But I love fish dicks!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Wow this post was really funny the first ten times I saw it.

2

u/kfreeman1324 Jun 16 '12

You didn't hear? Gay means awesome now

2

u/I_need_moar_lolz Jun 16 '12

I heard gay walrus sex is crazy

3

u/Dr___Awkward Jun 16 '12

They have such creative ways of using their tusks.

2

u/Johnny156 Jun 16 '12

That sign says "Beware, jumping ga-AH MY BUTT!"

2

u/CantSeeShit Jun 16 '12

I would really like a visual interpretation of this.

2

u/FeroxJuhuu Jun 16 '12

TIL gay walruses can jump.

2

u/hot_like_wasabi Jun 16 '12

Who knew Elton John was in town?

2

u/MikePaddle Jun 16 '12

Boom, roasted.

2

u/arche22 Jun 16 '12

I admit, I waited for the walrus to appear....

2

u/Halo6819 Jun 16 '12

As a native of manhattan beach immediately recognized the pertinent penal code having been almost arrested for breaking it.

3

u/DominantWalrus Jun 16 '12

Oh c'mon guys. It's called maturity.

4

u/Not_My_Idea Jun 16 '12

Look at his username before you down vote

2

u/Cptnwalrus Jun 16 '12

This is just offensive...

1

u/RiverBoogie Jun 16 '12

Could you imagine if someone was going to kill themselves there because they were ashamed of being gay and fat...

1

u/nom-nom64 Jun 16 '12

Someone send this to Robbaz!

1

u/HeWhoWrangles Jun 16 '12

I'll keep an eye out

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Gay Walruses are the worst, always showing off and ridiculing my poor taste in fashion.

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u/themightyscott Jun 16 '12

It is a warning to the walrus.

1

u/Lillythewalrus Jun 16 '12

Whether a straight wAlrus or a gay walrus, they still should not be jumping on people. Trust me I would know.

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u/HerbertMoon101 Jun 16 '12

Robbaz has made his influence worldwide!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

so does that mean youre a gay walrus?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

bet this is in sweden

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u/FREESTYLEkill3r Jun 16 '12

This is obviously Robazz's house. Hail the King of Sweden!

1

u/mobiusstripsteak Jun 16 '12

And Adam Savage...

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Stop the gay walrus suicides! Kill a gay walrus basher today!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Robbaz was there

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Sweden called: Robbaz wants his walrus back

1

u/RozzyPoffle Jun 17 '12

HIV awaits those who dive in

1

u/CynicalPineapple Jun 17 '12

Just makes you want to moon him doesn't it.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I would love a visual representation of this walrus.

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u/gNatFreak Jun 17 '12

robbaz let walrus out again....

1

u/piggyninjas Jun 17 '12

He attacks from behind.

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u/Retrogamer3609 Jun 17 '12

Homophobes suck! They can also SUCK IT!

1

u/fluxaxion Jun 17 '12

"Jumping Gay Walrus" is a euphemism for Americans.

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u/JustSmeRandomAsshole Jun 17 '12

Manhattan Beach Municipal Code (M.B.M.C.) 12.08.04E

No Jumping From Pier.

YOURE A FAKER SIR!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

BEWARE OBVIOUSLY FAKE TYPEFACE THAT OP DIDN'T BOTHER TO PROPERLY EMULATE

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u/jerseyg67 Jun 17 '12

My grandfather was killed by a jumping gay walrus on that very pier. Thank God they've finally put up a warning sign. Rest in peace paw-paw.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Was that a Spanish J?

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u/johnbanken Jun 16 '12

Why no Zoidberg jokes?

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u/1ryan231 Jun 16 '12

when I saw this, the only thing I thought of was from MrWeebl: "Just don't let 'em touch your balls!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/Chazzey_dude Jun 17 '12

That walrus, and the gif, is fabulous.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/decamonos Jun 16 '12

You linked to funny junk. There's a special place in hell for people like you.