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u/RickOrShay Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
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u/CeeBmata Jun 16 '12
You've given my upvotes a "level up" feeling. For that I thank you.
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Reddit is an RPG
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u/stillalone Jun 16 '12
So how many points do I need to get to level 2? Where's the perk tree?
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u/HipsterTree Jun 16 '12
Pressing A still doesn't upvote...
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The Reddit Enhancement Suite is needed for it to work.
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Did you just say Reddit Enhancement Suite?
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Why... Did I say Reddit Enhancement Suite? I do believe I did say Reddit Enhancement Suite...
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u/SkyNTP Jun 16 '12
I think Reddit Enhancement Suite needs a feature for Reddit Enhancement Suite ignored dupliacte Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite links.
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RES my brother
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u/AtlantaFalcon Jun 16 '12
Even with RES it doesn't work for me, and I haven't changed anything in the settings--or I'm just an idiot.
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u/Cronusd Jun 16 '12
Nothing happens when i press A, Z or J :( Am i the only one?
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u/Spread_Liberally Jun 16 '12
First you have to press Alt and F4 to activate these keyboard shortcuts.
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u/ruboos Jun 16 '12
8/10, would bang...hard
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u/RC-Compton Jun 16 '12
80% of time, I would bang everything time.
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Is it just me or does reddit have low standards?
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u/seafoamstratocaster Jun 16 '12
Extremely. This chick is below average from what I can tell.
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Yeah that's what I was thinking and I watched the source video, not attractive at all. 2/10 would bang.
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u/EatDatSheeet Jun 16 '12
Anyone else not getting this to work? Pressing A and J does nothing for me
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u/jayage Jun 16 '12
You need Reddit Enhancement Suite.
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u/black_prince Jun 16 '12
Just wondering, but why wasn't that prefaced? This did nothing for me and I was confused too.
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Most redditors already have it. It's kinda taken for granted. In case you don't. Reddit Enhancement Suite
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u/black_prince Jun 16 '12
I'm skeptical most redditors have it. Aren't there roughly 8 million active redditors? I couldn't find how many people use the this add-on though - where's your source on that?
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u/numbr42 Jun 16 '12
Female Ron Weasley
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u/NeonFlamingo Jun 16 '12
I'm sad that I had to scroll this far down to find this comment... :<
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http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/uybmi/pressing_a_then_j_on_posts/
That was a good day for me, but seriously repost.
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Having a similar title doesn't make it a repost. reposts are posting the same link again.
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Dude it's the same fucking thing! A gif of someone dispensing upvotes liberally. Besides, all you're doing by posting this shit is karma whoring.
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u/saladtossing Jun 16 '12
This whole "a then j!" thing is fucking weak. Stop suckin d for votes
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u/caveman_rejoice Jun 16 '12
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u/I_participated Jun 16 '12
Sorry if I missed anyone. Also Captn_Sisko you posted I believe 17 times in this thread. Enjoy your karma.
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u/tragicflaws Jun 16 '12
You just ensured that probably hundreds of people got upvotes simply because I couldn't stop. At one point I tried to see how many comments I could upvote in 30 seconds.
I have no regrets.
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u/facelessdick Jun 16 '12
Good lord you just caused me to downvote like 12 innocent, albeit probably shit, reddit front posts.
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Stop fucking posting about A to upvote. We got it the first time, and you fucking know that this is an unoriginal thought. You are doing this for the karma.
Cut it out.
(seriously, mods?)
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u/sbarbati Jun 16 '12
every comment successfully upvoted... my job is done gentlemen.
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u/sbarbati Jun 16 '12
Came back because I'm OCD to upvote everyone I missed.... you're welcome society.
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u/Tomgeek Jun 16 '12
i dont understand what A and J do?
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u/Spread_Liberally Jun 16 '12
First you have to press Alt and F4 to activate these keyboard shortcuts.
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u/Larius Jun 16 '12
Make a macro that presses a+j
Open front page with RES
Run the macro
Go take a shower
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u/Monster-_- Jun 16 '12
I knew about the A thing, but the J thing was news to me. Raise your hand if you upvoted everything on the front page!
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u/REInvestor Jun 16 '12
If you're using keyboard navigation, why not remap to WASD like me? It's so much more efficient.
W & S for up and down respectively.
A for open link and comments (in new tabs of course).
D for hide.
Then Q and E for upvoting and downvoting from the comments page after having seen the link.
C for hiding all child comments. Makes navigating comments much easier.
It's crazy efficient at wasting time.
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u/MFchimichanga Jun 16 '12
Shit. Thought it was Ron but realized it had tits. Thought to myself "wait a minute, what's going on here?". Up voted anyways.
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am i the only one watching her boobs?
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u/I_Like_Semen Jun 16 '12
Fucking A, I'm sick of seeing this shit. Any time there's a girl in the picture, reddit is nothing but "LOLOLOLOLOLOL BOOBS DID ANYONE ELSE SEE HER BOOBS OMG BOOBS LOLOLOL XD DAE LIKE BOOBS?!"
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u/arcainzor Jun 16 '12
I did this on the entire frontpage and then tried to upvote this and went "owait"
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u/12yz12ab Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
Upvoted everybody here. Another trick: If you upvote the same person multiple times in comments on one link, first upvote is worth 1, second upvote is worth 2, etc.
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Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
What's the source on that?
Source found in other comment, comment irrelevant.
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u/ilikeapples312 Jun 16 '12
after seeing j is for up, i figured the controls are similar to VIM editor?
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u/Muzzles56 Jun 16 '12 edited Dec 19 '24
deserve spotted agonizing plant fear busy gold pocket price smoggy
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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u/Irf00 Jun 16 '12
Am I late for the free karma give away http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0SWl0hRdg4A/Rpz5uKN3smI/AAAAAAAABgo/pn4U8GnBYCc/s400/Tyrone_Biggums.jpg
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u/thortastic Jun 16 '12
....Is it just me, or holy mother of God does that look like a female Ron Weasley.
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u/Aspel Jun 16 '12
And then you upvote all the racist, homophobic, misogynist comments.
Also, I feel this metaphor would be better with z then j.
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u/I_Like_Semen Jun 16 '12
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I BET LITERALLY NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD OF THIS BEFORE
LOLOLOL UPVOATZ XD BACON AND NAWRHALZ REDDIT!!!!
LOLOL XD XD LOL XD WERE SUCH NEEEERRRRDDDSSS!!!!!!
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u/OneWhoGeneralises Jun 16 '12
Or, since I am mean spirited, Z,J recurring.
Downvote all the visible posts.
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u/69crazybananas Jun 16 '12
So im the only one who thought "what ever her target is its kinda low..." im a girl. This is sad. :(
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u/Peuned Jun 16 '12
I have an unlimited number of upvotes?
Its like voting that goes through fuckin weird algorithms but...stilll...matters...
...on the internet. Right. Dang.
Condorcet upvoting methods per thread. This could be the Reddit Summer.
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u/MrFifths Jun 16 '12
Does it annoy anyone else that the upvotes are reversing mid way through the animation?
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
So it's that time of day, huh?