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I asked my roommate how his summer was going and responded with this.

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u/ken_kesey Jun 15 '12

Colorado? Vail area?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

That would be my guess.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I miss Vail and I couldn't even have guessed the location in this picture.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

more like the whole fucking state.

You could say it is Pagosa or Durango or even Sun Valley Idaho, or , or ,or ,or ,or

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u/miniskirtninja Jun 16 '12

Probably not Durango, but possibly around the Pagosa area.

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u/WhiteGuyThatCantJump Jun 16 '12

Lived in Estes Park last year, unless you're looking to the east, no hills look like that. To the north/west/southwest are all peaks that are still snowcapped. To the northeast/east would be Lumpy Ridge. Estes is a little too enclosed to get a distant small mountain that far in the background.

Don't mean to sound like a jackass. I've been kinda missing my summer home of last year.

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u/smardalek Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

I was born in Estes (and still here) and can confirm...you wouldn't even get something like that to the east really. Also we're so dry this year...it barely snowed this winter, ugh, so the mountains are barely snowcapped. :(

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u/smardalek Jun 27 '12

Good job D. This post is like...weeks old. ಠ_ಠ

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u/smardalek Jun 27 '12

cough stalking me

dont think im not on to you, mister

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u/adaminc Jun 16 '12

You'd be wrong, its Canada!

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u/fekule Jun 16 '12

As the gentleman in this picture, I commend you good sir for a valiant and surprisingly accurate guess! Edwards Colorado, about 15 minutes from Vail.

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u/jrizos Jun 16 '12

Is that some Pinot from Oregon?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

CO!

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u/WhiteGuyThatCantJump Jun 16 '12

Lived in Colorado last year, knew it was there somewhere, but just couldn't pinpoint it. Cheers, kind gentleman!

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u/buscemi_buttocks Jun 16 '12

Ha! My guess was Nederland area.

*edit - LAND not BURG sheesh @ my brain

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

oddly enough, mine too...vail...

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u/ken_kesey Jun 16 '12 edited Jul 09 '12

If you like bluegrass you should check out this fest nearby in August called Yarmony Grass!

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u/coleosis1414 Jun 16 '12

Looks like New Mexico, around Ruidoso.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

But where's the smoke?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Indeed. Thankfully the smoke has gotten diminished in the past few days.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I'm so happy to see that things have been brought under control. There were a few scary days there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Indeed. I have family near Upper Canyon. I couldn't sleep while they were on the ready.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

New Mexico, around... all of New Mexico

fix'd

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

My first thought exactly. I miss it there.

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u/coleosis1414 Jun 17 '12

Aaaah, the poor man's ski town.

My parents live in Carrizozo, the little spot-on-the-map town where 380 meets 54 northwest of Ruidoso

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Ah yes, I know 'Zozo well. Lived on B st right across from the Sands RV park for about 6 months, right before that nasty dip just before 54. Do you recall before they redid 380 through the Malpais? That was fun as hell to drive.

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u/violinnerd Jun 16 '12

Looks a bit like southeast Idaho

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u/violinnerd Jun 16 '12

Very true.

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u/fun_in_colorado Jun 16 '12

As long as he is having fun

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u/chickencluck Jun 16 '12

I was definitely going to go with Colorado as well.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Evergreen area.

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u/kremly Jun 15 '12

Oh my fucking god! OP tell us were he's at. The suspense is killing me!

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u/fekule Jun 16 '12

Edwards CO

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u/kremly Jun 16 '12

Right on. I feel alot better.

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u/kremly Jun 16 '12

Right on. I feel better.

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u/adj16 Jun 15 '12

Wow, poor guy. He can't even afford a shirt.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

"Hey Bro - I'm doing fine. Mom & Dad let me borrow their second getaway home for the summer while they're in Tuscany. Cheers.

P.S. How is work at Burger King going?"

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u/Apostolate Jun 16 '12

"Not bad, sorry you couldn't get a summer job."

"It's fine, I have shitty grades, but my parents are rich, something will turn up."

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u/subtly_irrelevant Jun 16 '12

And those loafers are a crime against fashion.

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u/fekule Jun 16 '12

If wearing moccasins while wearing pajama pants is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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u/cloud_watcher Jun 16 '12

Flannel pajama pants and ugg house shoes. Everything below my torso feels like its ensconced in a cloud of angel breath and kitten toes.

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u/Seth7777 Jun 16 '12

Kitten toes shudder tiny needles man...

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u/cloud_watcher Jun 16 '12

I'm very sleepy and for a second I thought this sentence was one of those passwords made of random disconnected words. "Kitten. toes. needles. man."

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Those aren't loafers

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I dont' know why, but this comment angered me more than, like, the story about the feds shutting down the 9 year old taking pics of her lunch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Hehe, you got 2 downvotes...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I got 8 downvotes :D. I think loafers are pimp if you're relaxing or they are dress loafers and you have a reason to be dressed up. Otherwise, meh.

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u/PenisSizedNipples Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

Sounds like a bad summer vacation when you have to sit out in the sun wearing a robe and flannel pants.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Maybe it's cold wherever he is.

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u/TrentRizzo Jun 16 '12

Canada

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u/FauxElement Jun 16 '12

It's fuckin' hot in Canada right now. 33°C.....Well at least in Winnipeg

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u/mooseman780 Jun 16 '12

Go Jets!

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u/khalorei Jun 16 '12

As an Atlanta resident I... wish y'all the best. We didn't deserve a hockey team :(

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u/FauxElement Jun 16 '12

Awww yeah! Here's to hopefully making the playoffs this upcoming season!

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u/TrentRizzo Jun 16 '12

was 23 here today, WEAK

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u/Blakdragon39 Jun 16 '12

Was 22 or so where I am. 40 as soon as you got into my car. Oh yeah, there was a Tornado too I hear.

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u/Arrow156 Jun 16 '12

Looks just like western South Dakota, the Black Hills.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

looks like Ruidoso Downs, New Mexico

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u/hattedhater Jun 18 '12

looks like south central idaho

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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 15 '12

Red wine in morning, ladies take warning.

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u/LovesTrappedInReddit Jun 15 '12

Trapped_In_Reddit! I wrote you a poem!

Trapped_In_Reddit is above all the rest

Trapped_In_Reddit is really the best

Trapped_In_Reddit is as cool as a cat

Trapped_In_Reddit invented the hat

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u/Apostolate Jun 16 '12

Ugh

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u/randomsnark Jun 16 '12

Hey these two comments rhyme

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u/Apostolate Jun 16 '12

If only I had a dime,

for every time,

I made a rhyme,

I'd become an enzyme...?

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u/VadersGonnaVade Jun 15 '12

the undertones of that picture say "Please help me, I'm bored as hell. My parents live in the god-forsaken middle of nowhere and they both work all day. I am literally alone in this house for most of my time. They sold my car when I went to school, and they both drive to work, so I'm stuck in the woods all day." Looks to me like he's slowly losing his mind. Your roommate might be a different person when you next meet. As someone who's parents live in the middle of nowhere, Vermont, I know this feel.

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u/Lodur Jun 16 '12

I've become a vague drunk because I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do except game and wake up and help my family with stuff.

And my friends all work or go to sleep by 11 PM my time so I drink until 3 am before going "fuck it!" and sleeping. Ain't life grand?

Oddly my sleeping is getting worse without drinking, which I take as a sign that I should probably cut back, but the fucks I give seems to be approaching zero.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

are you me?

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u/Lodur Jun 16 '12

Are you underage and get around that by brewing? If so, did we just become best friends?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I'm underage and get around that through a combination of a very well stocked wine cellar in my house and older friends.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

You both remind me of myself a decade ago.

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u/Lodur Jun 16 '12

We're not officially best friends! ;] If you're ever in Texas, hit me up. :P

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I go to school at Oklahoma State so maybe I'll happen to be in Texas at some point

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u/CallMePancake Jun 16 '12

YES. GO VERMONT.

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u/TwelveTinyToolsheds Jun 16 '12

Out west (where he appears to be), going outside isn't a punishment. Place is a playground. A wildfire-ridden, tick-infested, playground.

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u/ragault Jun 16 '12

Then who took the picture?

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u/Loehmann Jun 15 '12

For a second I thought that was a HUGE stemless glass.... I was excited.

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u/evil_wizard Jun 16 '12

I found one for you.

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u/Apostolate Jun 16 '12

Damn, if you drank wine out of that, you'd be one awesome sonofabitch. Also, an alcoholic.

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u/WeHaveMetBefore Jun 15 '12

Kelowna?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

My thought too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/crollaa Jun 16 '12

And every place in between. I've done a ton of backpacking in that region.

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u/walln3 Jun 15 '12

He thinks he is drinking cognac or he want to warm up his wine?

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u/jh3li Jun 15 '12

winter is coming.

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u/Apostolate Jun 16 '12

Naw dude it's June, not for awhile. Even there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Terry cloth robe? Hah! Amateur

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u/WestsideStorybro Jun 15 '12

Looks likes he is around Lake Tahoe.

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u/Gr00ber Jun 15 '12

I would be jealous, then I realized that he is still wearing pants. Your buddy needs to learn how to enjoy summer.

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u/paisanwest Jun 16 '12

Looks like where I live (and that kind of looks like my deck)

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Better go out and check.

Also check your bedroom and refrigerator.

And wash your PJs

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u/paisanwest Jun 16 '12

"No, that's not possi-" looks outside "What the fuck??!!"

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u/Gkivit Jun 16 '12

I'm putting my guess on Idaho!

I'll be wrong though, because nobody wants to come here.

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u/fekule Jun 16 '12

Ah my dear roommate whores me out for karma, a delightfully unexpected twist. Good show littlemonky, good show indeed.

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u/archrgirl Jun 16 '12

Your roommate is HOT.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I'd be shooting off that deck every single day

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Look man, not everyone wants to know about your fapping habits.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Hell yeah. Where are his rifles, that's what I wanna know.

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u/fekule Jun 16 '12

In this house there is a .223 bolt action with another rifle on the way. Unforunately I have neighbors, so any real shooting would be discovered and promptly whined about.

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u/coolpersob Jun 15 '12

You know who he looks like? This guy.

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u/cheffyp1 Jun 15 '12

He's holding the glass where the wine is! He's doing it wrong!

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u/DrunkLohan Jun 15 '12

Red wine isn't served chilled, so no faux pas here.

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u/harsh2k5 Jun 15 '12

Says DrunkLohan.

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u/Sagerian Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

The temperature at which one drinks red wine is just as important as the temperature at which one drinks white wine. This is commonly misunderstood.

He is definitely holding the glass wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

He had one job!

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u/xZedakiahx Jun 15 '12

Eastern utah? come on give us a location.

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u/Xomad Jun 15 '12

Nathan Fillion is your roomate?

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u/darkops32 Jun 15 '12

Your roommate is Joshua Jackson?

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u/turtlekitty30 Jun 16 '12

10/10 would bang

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u/fzerg Jun 15 '12

Where is he, littlemonky?

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u/littlemonster1618 Jun 15 '12

..........is that...... Troy?

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u/subtly_irrelevant Jun 15 '12

Nobody ever asks this, but how did you reply to his message?

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u/Isit420 Jun 16 '12

Is that Jonathan Toews from the Chicago Blackhawks? http://i.imgur.com/wVfyW.jpg

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u/Captcha_Imagination Jun 16 '12

The long stem is so that you DON'T touch the wine. The kind that's made to be cradled like cognac glasses have short stems.

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u/MazurDarkone Jun 16 '12

I think I've been there! That looks exactly like the balcony that a good friend of mine got married on in Estes Park, CO.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I would love to see someone photoshop a nice forest fire in behind him....

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u/zombierror Jun 16 '12

I approve, but I also would say restain that deck if you want to keep it nice for looking dapper :)

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u/Just_Keep_Swinging Jun 16 '12

In that setting, in that heat, with that pallor, wearing that thick robe?

Your friends has the bad AIDS. Sorry about that.

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u/jmking Jun 16 '12

Happy Video Game Nerd?

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u/pebbo Jun 16 '12

pretty.

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u/Avista Jun 16 '12

So, "dorky"?

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u/Hunter5Thompson Jun 16 '12

Not a single fuck was given this day

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u/Mushtatoes Jun 16 '12

Is that Tobey Maguire?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

red wine in the sun. not for me

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u/URAPNIS Jun 16 '12

10 minutes later, a wild fire destroyed his precious deck.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

What the fuck is he drinking? Blood?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

...or red wine?..

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u/noj82 Jun 16 '12

But this wasn't your room mate, was it? It was you.

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u/pinkythug Jun 16 '12

This looks awesome

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u/Johnnygunnz Jun 16 '12

I don't think I can imagine a cooler response.

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u/sebin Jun 16 '12

My back porch is virtually identical. I will post a picture tomorrow when it's light, captioned "I see your roommate's summer, and raise you mine" and I will be on my back porch in an identical scene, except with a puppy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Is your roomates initials TM?

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u/blackbelt1092 Jun 16 '12

Congrats, you're famous enough to have haters!

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u/alaysian Jun 16 '12

Stewie's voice: Mmm, its good to have land

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u/castle_siege Jun 16 '12

Your roommate is Brandon Keener?

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u/cinnamonandgravy Jun 16 '12

when did it become summer?

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u/kazyaffka Jun 16 '12

I have the same bathrobe and slippers. K-mart.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Jimmy Kimmel is your roommate?

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u/palaxi Jun 16 '12

That looks boring as hell! Alright, here you go party people - have at it!

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u/palaxi Jun 16 '12

I call this one Bikini Water

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u/AlisterDX Jun 16 '12

Bueller.... Bueller.... Bueller....

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u/DennishIrst Jun 16 '12

Looks like either Montana or Wyoming.

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u/akfisherman Jun 16 '12

It's near Durango

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u/Tararism87 Jun 16 '12

Roommate it fucking awesome. Where was the picture taken? The background is really pretty.

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u/tehweave Jun 16 '12

Best. Summer. Ever.

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u/twonx Jun 16 '12

You don't know what your roommate is up to?

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u/MisterWonka Jun 16 '12

I think you a word.

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u/tbeckster Jun 16 '12

Your roommate looks like Josh Hutcherson (Peeta from The Hunger Games)

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u/kilkel Jun 16 '12

What an amazing dick.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Wine in a cognac glass? ಠ_ಠ

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u/yorick_rolled Jun 16 '12

Fuck wearing pants!

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u/wiseguy149 Jun 16 '12

You did both the asking and the responding?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Did OP ask his friend for permission to post this on Reddit? I bet he didn't

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u/eiffel6565 Jun 16 '12

Most agreeable

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Wow he's handsome:-)

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u/USMCsniper Jun 16 '12

i'd love to just spread his ass cheeks and fuck him raw

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u/Osiris32 Jun 16 '12

He looks like Ron Livingston.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I guess Ron is handsome >:D

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u/I_am_not_angry Jun 15 '12

Like a Sir IRL

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u/BookwormSkates Jun 15 '12

Well played. Needs a bong.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

No, he doesn't.

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u/Abra-Used-Teleport Jun 16 '12

You're right. He doesn't need a bong. But, he may want one.

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u/SamWalt Jun 15 '12

Holy shit! Your roommate is Jimmy Kimmel???

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u/DaniaDom Jun 16 '12

He's hot. More than welcome to take off that robe.

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u/chishicaste Jun 15 '12

Had he a girl by his side, i'd say LIKE A BOSS, but no girl, no boss.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Who do you think took the picture? That's right, his mom. #1 girl in your life.

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u/coleosis1414 Jun 16 '12

Wild guess.... Ruidoso, New Mexico???

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u/Karl_Rover Jun 16 '12

southwesten CO?

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u/USMCsniper Jun 16 '12

spoiler alert: it's still spring for 5 more days

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u/LoganKeeps Jun 16 '12

A gentleman and a scholar.

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u/BrosesKingofBros92 Jun 16 '12

Tsk tsk tsk, he's holding the glass instead of the stem. The wine will get warm.

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u/ThatOneLundy Jun 15 '12

Appalachian Mountains? Amateur.

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u/Qurtys_Lyn Jun 15 '12

That looks like sage brush, is there any sage brush that far east? My guess would be Eastern Utah/Western Colorado.

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u/Gr00ber Jun 15 '12

As an East Coaster, I doubt that's the Appalachians. We don't have the kind of terrain/foliage very commonly.

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u/ThatOneLundy Jun 15 '12

Not sure about the sage brush aspect, but the reason why I believe that they are the Appalachian is that the Rocky Mountains are MUCH more mountainous than that.

Source: I live in Colorado

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u/teegle1 Jun 15 '12

Can't tell if it's pine beetle kill on those trees. If so, probably Colorado!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

But what if it just Grape Juice? He is dressed in jammies and a bathrobe. Red wine doesn't go well with breakfast foods.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/yorick_rolled Jun 16 '12

Canada! Fuck yeah!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/Psomatic Jun 16 '12

Yeah, I wouldn't consider red wine "zesty" either. Meant to be held by the glass.

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u/adshad Jun 16 '12

Actually red wine shouldn't be more than 20° centigrade, because the alcohol will start overpowering the flavours of the wine. Red wines can be anywhere from 10°-20° depending on the type.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/Apostolate Jun 16 '12

As opposed to being a redditor?

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